(1)I’ve died and gone to Gomer Pyle’s house.
(2)He’s a Marine, Bill.
(1)My military experience is limitied to the day that I walked for hours in the rain from Arlington Cemetary to the White House carrying the name of a soldier who died needlessly in Vietnam.
(2)Do you remember the soldier’s name?
(1)No.
(1)The AEC is building 2310. You want building 4475. So, here’s what you do. You go right here. Take another right at the PX. Go half a click to you see the DPPMT. Then take a left. If you hit the RFPC then you’ve gone too far.
(2)PTMRFPC… can I buy a vowel?
1) Write… why you’re here.
2)This is where they told us to be.
1) No, no. Write about the magical twist of fate that prompted you to gravitate towards this institute of imbeciles.
3)Huh?
1) Write why you joined the Army!
1)Double D? Whats that? 2) Double D : Dumb as Dog Shit.
1)Haywood you go first. 2)Why do I have to go first Bill? 1) Cause you’re from Wallahoochie, GA. 2) It’s Willacoochie, Bill.
1)Park in the green zone, step inside get a pass. 2)Im kinda in a hurry is there somewhere i can drive to? 1)Yes park in the gree zone, step inside, get a pass.
1)What are you doing? 2)Looking for my dad’s bracelet! 1)He wore a bracelet? 2)lots of soilders wore them you gotta help me man it’s all i’ve got. 3)Look we got to get this to the laudry right away. 1)I don’t care what you gotta do just look for the bracelet ok! 4)Come on man this is stupid. 1)SHUT UP YOU I KILL YOU YOU COCK-A-ROACH, SHUT UP! – never hear a funnier line.
are they saying kill?
Bang this outon the desk : bodabopbodabopbobop… (to beat) This above all to thine own self be true!
Captain Murdoch is not at the A.E.C, Captain Murdoch is at the A.R.C. ….You’re looking for Captain Murdoch? The A.E.C. is building 2310, you want building 4475. Look, here’s what you do you right here, take another right at the P.X. go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center then take a left. If you hit the R.F.P.C. you’ve gone too far.
Captain Murdoch is not at the A.E.C., Captain Murdoch is at the A.R.C. ….You’re looking for Captain Murdoch? The A.E.C. is building 2310, you want building 4475. Look, here’s what you do, you turn right here, take another right at the P.X. go half a click until you see the D.P.T.M. Center then take a left. If you hit the R.F.P.C. you’ve gone too far.
Col James:Ready for another term Rago? Rago:Sir, yes sir? Sergant Cass: That’s how the English do it Rago.
Do you think there’s a chance I can get unemployment before I get social security?
Everybody has a story
Hamlet’s mama she’s the queen (Hamlet’s mama she’s the queen) Buys it in the final scene (Buys it in the final scene) Drinks a glass of funky wine (Drinks a glass of funky wine) Now she’s Satan’s valentine (Now she’s Satan’s valentine)
Hamlet’s momma she’s the queen,
Bites it in the final scene.
Drinks a glass of funky wine,
Now she’s Satan’s Valentines.
He can’t run. Two million dollars a year, he runs like Bill Clinton.
He who increases knowledge increases sorrow.
He wrote plays. Plays…? You know, like TV without the box.
Hey Leroy. Ya. Have you ever heard of someone named Jean Baptist? Yeah he played for the 49ers right? No he played for the sixteen hundreds.
hey lou..hey lou…..LOU WHO THE FUCK IS LOU
Hobbs: He who increases knowledge increases sorrow.
Rago: Shakespeare?
Hobbs: The Bible. Even Shakespeare has his superiors.
How the boy gonna talk, he got drool falling from his mouth?
I like it. I love it. I want more of it. Make it hurt drill sergeant!Make it hurt!
I’d rather be a DD , than hanging from the ugly tree!
I’m readin’ Hamlet to the Double D’s
I’ve never taught before… and you’ve never thought before. So, good luck to all of us.
In the end, all thats left are the two guys, Fortinbras and Horatio, a soldier and a student.
Let it be teach, just let it be.
Mr Bill, why do we need to know every Tom, Dick and Osric in the play anyhow?
My military days are limited to the day I walked in the rain for hours carrying the name of a soldier who died needlessly in Vietnam.
Not Ox Moron, ya schmuck! Oxymoron!
Not Ox Moron, you schmuck. OXYmoron.
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, but he’ll remember with advantages what feats he did that day. Then shall our names, familiar in his mouth as household words Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter, Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester, be in their flowing cups freshly remebered. This story shall the good man teach his son; and Crispin Crispian shall never go by, from this day to the ending of the world. But we in it shall be remembered: we few, we happy few, we band of brothers; for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother……
Private Miranda Myers – Give him time, give him time. He’s a white boy.
R-O-C-K in the USA–James Brown!
R-O-C-K in the USA–Bobby Brown!
R-O-C-K in the USA–Snoop Doggy Brown!
Renaissance Man
She drank some pretty funky wine, now she’s Satan’s Valentine!
Show Shakespeare how we get down from the Victory Tower.
Sir! Do you want us to write that at the top? Why I joined the Army?
So he was a smart jock?
Talk about anal. You must have been toilet-trained at gunpoint.
The choices we make dictate the life we lead.
The Choices We Make Today Dictate The Life We Lead, To Thy Ownself Be True
this above all things, to thine own self be true, then you can be false to no man.
This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say ‘To-morrow is Saint Crispian:’
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say ‘These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.’
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names.
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember’d.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne’er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember’d;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day.
To be, or not to be! The double-D M.C.’s are lettin’ it BE!
Victory starts here.
Victory what? Victory Starts here. Thats Ft. McClains motto
We few, we proud happy few, we band of brothers…
We part time like a paper route.
Well, I’d rather be a Double D than a swinger from the ugly tree.
What the hell is a poo nanny?
Whats the matter? Heart attack? Its the food- I’m telling you!!
When you are born, you start to die.
Why do you always have to be such a jerk?
You the ghost in the hood!
You think there’s a chance I could get unemployment before I get social security?
You were supposed to be working with professionals.
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