(1)What time is it?
(2) Day time.
–Do you always carry your medical record around with you?
–Saves time.
–I’ll give you a local.
–No, thank you.
–Do you enjoy pain?
–Pain don’t hurt.
–What am I supposed to do?
–There’s always barber college.
…but who is gonna save the town from YOU
1) What if somebody calls my mama a whore?? 2) Is she??
1).Morgan You’re outta here, you don’t have the right temprament for the trade.. 2. You asshole!!
1)Yo Steve, Your history.. 2)BBBut I’m on my break 3)Well stay on it
1{wat if someone calls ma mamma whore.}DALTON {IS SHE}
And I thought you’d be bigger.
a]Tinker, did you see anything?
b]A polar bear fell on me.
Be Nice.Until its time to not be nice.
Calling me sir is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It don’t
belong.
Dalton: you play pretty good for a blind guy. Blind guy: well i thought you’d be bigger
damn that hurts dont it?
Don’t eat the big white mint.
His name…is Dalton.
I don’t fly. It’s dangerous.
I hear your the best
Wade Garrett’s the best
Wade Garrett’s getting old
He’s still the best
I thought you’d be bigger.
I used to fuck guys like you in prison
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
I want you to be nice, until there is a time not to be nice..
I’ll get all the sleep I need when I’m dead.
I’m looking at a dead man.
if you and me go outside i’ll need 5 more guys to help me, there are six handles on a coffin.
It’ll get worse before it gets better.
It’s going to get worse before it gets better.
My way…or the highway.
Never marry an ugly woman, they suck the life right outta ya!
Nobody ever wins a fight.
pain don’t hurt
Play something Elvis, play something with balls.
She could suck start a Harley
Sorry Bar’s closed
What are these people doing here?
Drinking and having a good time.
Well thats what we’re here to do.
SORRY WE’RE CLOSED THEN WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE
DRINKING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME THAT’S WHY WE CAME
YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
SORRY WE’RE CLOSED THEN WHAT ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING HERE
DRINKING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME WELL THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE
YOU’RE TOO STUPID TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he’ll drop like a stone.
The Double Douche.
the name….is Dalton
The story is…you fuck wih him and he’ll seal your fate
There’s a fire in the night.
These arms of mine.
This place has a sign hanging over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat
the big white mint.’
What do I look like? A Valen?
What if someone calls my momma a whore?….-Is she?
What if they call my mother a whore?
Is she?
Whoa hoa there Amigo, I said one beer…
woman: do you ever win a fight? man: no one ever wins a fight.
Your Dalton, I heard you had balls big enough to cum in a dumptruck but so far you aint shown me shit.
A: Opinions vary
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