An erection is the flagpole on your grave
(banging spoon) Meat and taters! Meat and taters! Meet and tators!
As day follows night, one truth is undeniable – behind every shining fortune lurks the shadow of a lie. That’s what business is.
Dr. Kellogg: Give this man 15 gallons of yogurt!
Will: 15 gallons? I can’t eat 15 gallons!
Dr. Kellogg: It’s not going into that end, Mr. Lightbody.
Mine are odorless and gigantic Dr Kellogg in reference to his bowel movements
Palms are the wheels of capitalism, and they have to be greased.
With friends like you, who needs an enema?
With friends like you, who needs enemas? Supposed to be a pun of With friends like you, who needs enemies, not an enemy
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