Commander Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation?
Stanley Goodspeed: Define combat, sir.
Commander Anderson: Shep…
Lt. Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possession of 81 hostages and fifteen guided rockets armed with VX poison gas.
Stanley Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir.
John Mason: Are you sure you’re ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed: I’ll do my best.
John Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.
John Mason: Really?
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah!
Stanley Goodspeed: You’ve been around a lot of corpses. Is that normal?
John Mason: What, the feet thing?
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, the feet thing.
John Mason: Yeah, it happens.
Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah, well I’m having a hard time concentrating. Can you do something about it?
John Mason: Like what, kill him again?
#1. Your Best! Loser’s always whine about their best, winner’s go home and fuck the prom queen! #2. Carla was the prom queen.
(1) Are you the barber? (2) No – stylist!
(1) Hi. I’m an agent with the ah F.. Federal, FBI. Ah. Well I..’m Stanley Goodspeed. (2) But of course you are. (3) At least he got his name right.
(1) Mason! You alright? (2) Yes, perfectly OK, you fucking idiot.
(1) So how was your day honey?
(2) Wonderful. First I get called in on my day off. Then i have to defuse some crazy nerve gas bomb mailed to the pentagon by some crazy thrid-world-copuntry. then it goes off in me and my partners face and we nearly have to stick a 6 inch needle into our hearts to stay alive before the gas is syphoned out. i swear to god -name- this world is ahit hole. bringing a child into this world should be classified as a crime aginat all humanity. I’m sorry baby, how was your day?
(1) I’m pregnant
(1) Well sir, there’s a problem. He’s got a gun. (2) Well what do you have, a fucking water pistol?
(1) Will you marry me? (2) Whoa, whoa. Way heh, marriage police pull over.
(1) You’re lucky old man Hummel wants you alive. (2) Cause I’ll take pleasure in guttin’ you boy!
(1)Your best?? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and date the prom queen. (2)Karla was the prom queen.
(C)-Frank, this is Al Cramer.. (H)-Howdy, Al, How’ya doin’? (C)-I dunno, Frank; Why don’t you tell me? ‘ve got a lot of very very worried people here..
(H)-I’ll come straight to the point.. 83 Force Reconnoisance Marines have died under my various commands -47 in Laos and Southern China.. (S)-China..? We never admitted we sent troops into China. (H)-Who is this? Identify yourself! (S)-This in White House Chief of Staff Hayden Sinclair, General.. (H)-How old are you Mr. Sinclair? (S)- I’m 33. (H)- Well, then you’ve probably got no fuckin’ idea what I’m talkin’ about. By tour ninth birthday I was running black ops into China, and my men were responsible for over 200 enemy kills.. Al why don’t you put some riggin’ tape over Mr. Sinclair’s mouth, he’s wastin’ my time!
(C)- Ah.. you wanna continue, Frank..?
(H)-Do you remember operation Desert Storm? Those surgical hits made by our smart bombs covered so well on CNN.. It was my men on the ground that made those hits possible by lasing the targets! After the conflict ended 20 of them were left to rot outside Baghdad. No benefits were paid to their families. No medals conferred. These men died for their country, and they weren’t even given a goddamn military burial. The situation is unacceptable.
You will transfer 100 million dollars from the Grand Cayman Red Sea Trading Company account to an account I designate. From these funds, 1 million dollars will be paid to each of the 83 marines’ families. The rest I will dispurs at my congression. Do I make myself clear?
(W)-Except for the Red Sea Trading Company; what is that?
(H)-Identify yourself!
(W)- This is FBI Director Womack, General.
(H)- It’s a slush fond where The Pentagon keeps pro-C’s from illegal arm trades.
(C)-Jesus, Frank, this is classified information.
(H)-You refuse payment, I launch the gas.. You alert the media, I launch the gas. You’ve got 40 hours till noon day tomorrow to arrange transfer of the money. I am aware of your countermeasure; you know
(Goodspeed hands VX to Mason)The moment you don’t respect this, it kills you. Put it over there.
(H)-captain frye; captain darrow… this is my first operational situation with you and your men, and thus far I must say, your conduct reflects your reputation.(F)-thank you general! (D)-thank you sir!
–You just toated your Ferrari.
–It’s not mine…And neither is this.
…avoiding gang-rape in the showersh. But it hasn’t been sho much of a problem recently, I musht be loshing my shex appeal…
…your best! Looser always say they’ll do their best-winners go home and fuck the prom queen. CARLA WAS THE PROM QUEEN.
1 Your best? Loser’s are always whining about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. 2 Carla was the prom queen.
1) Are you sure you’re ready for this ? 2)I’ll do my best. 1) your best ? losers always whinge about their best . WInners go home and fuck the prom queen . 2) Carla WAS the prom queen .1)Really ? 2) Yeah .
1) Are you the barbar ? 2) No : STylist 1) Barbar . 3) Just clippers no scissors . 2) No Scissors ?!? You’ve got to be kidding . No Scissors ? I mean Did they tell Picaso: No Brush ? 3) With clippers this man could kill you . 4) I can’t cut anyone’s balls off with a trimmer now , can I ?
1) But you’re a chemical freak! 2) Actually, I’m a chemical superfreak, but I still need a gun.
1) Coffee . 2) No thankyou , I’m fine . 1) Offer me : coffee . 2) Well yes that was gonna be my next …. Could we get a cuppa coffee in here please ?! 1) Now offer to take these (handcuffs) off . 2) Mr Mason I don’t think.. 1) AS a gesture of your good faith . 2) Prisoner requests to have his handcuffs removed (silence ). Why don’t you go ahead and take his handcuffs off . 3) Well I guess that’s one way to go .
1) Have you ever been in a combat situation Dr Goodspeed ? 2) define Combat . 1) Shep? 3) In incursion underwater to re-take an impregnable fortress , held by an elite team of US Marines , in possesion of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX Poison gas . 2) Oh….well in that case : No . Excse me . (goes and throws up)
1) I meant it at the time. 2) At the time! Stanley you said it seven and a half seconds ago! 1) Well, gosh. Kind of a lot’s happened since then.
1) i think we got off on the wrong foot, lets talk music. Do you like Elton John’s Rocket Man? 2) I hate soft-ass shit. 1) I only bring it up becuase its you, you are the Rocket Man! *BOOM*
1) I think we got off on the wrong foot, lets talk music. Do you like Elton John’s Rocket Man? 2) I hate soft-ass shit. 1) I only bring it up becuase its you…you are the Rocket Man! *BOOM*
1) Patriotism , is a virtue of the viscious . Acording to Oscar Wilde . (gets punched ) Thankyou for prooving my point .
1) SOuthern China ? We never admitted we sent troops into southern China . 2) Who is this ? Identify yourself ! 1) White House Chief of Staff Sinclar , General . 2) How old are you Mr Sinclar ? 1) I’m 33 . 2) WELL then you’ve probablt got no fucking idea what I’m talking about . By your ninth birthday I was running black ops into China . .. Now put some rigging tape over Mr SInclar’s mouth . He’s wasting my time
1) The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants…. Thomas Jefferson
2) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious… according to Oscar Wilde…. [he’s hit from behind] ….thank you for making my point
1) You’re best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen. 2)Carla was the prom queen.
1) You’ve been around a lot of corpses, is that normal? 2) What, the feet thing? 1) Yeah, the feet thing. 2) Yeah, that happens. 1) Well I’m kind of having a hard time concentrating is there anything you can do about it? 2) Like what, kill him again?
1) Your A Chemical Freak 2) Chemical SuperFreak Actually, Got My First Chemistry Set When I Was 10, Blew My EyeBrows Off, Been Into It Ever Since
1)Are you the barber? 2)Nooooo, stylist!
1)Do you think we have time for some sea kelp protien and a little color? 2)No 1)No…He’s not very nice is he? 3)No
1)He’s getting very heavy. 2)Then pull him up…(cocks gun) Please…don’t
1)Losers do their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
2)Carla was the prom queen.
1)They’re here2) Who 1)The marines 2)Where 1) Points to marines
1)Well, stop him.2)But he’s got a gun.1)What do you have? A godd*mm waterpistel?
1-Why get it sent here? 2-Because Carla would kill me if she found out I spent $500 on an LP. 1-Why spend $500 on an LP? 2-Because, first, I’m a Beatlemaniac, and second, these sound better.
1.i thought you werent ready to kill
2. i’m warming up
1.You didn’t really mean what you said about bringing a child into this world being an act of cruelty, did you? 2. I meant it at the time. 1. *******, you said it seven and a half seconds ago! 1. Well, gee, kindof a lot’s happened since then.
1/_Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes
2/_*I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts*
1/_ Ah, an educated man, that rules out the possibility of you being a field agent
2/_In point of fact, I am a field agent, Mr Mason
1/_Really?
2/_Yes
1/_In which field?
2/_Anti-terrorism
1/_Then you’re trained in weaponry; explosives; mortal combat?
2/_Well trained
1/_Then it’s the Fairmont Hotel
2/_OK
1/_I want a suite; a shower; a shave and feel of a suit
2/_May I also suggest a haircut?
1/_Am I out of style?
2/_Not unless you’re a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle… it’s a grunge thing
1/_Grunge?
1/_All I know is that you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights on television.
2/_Then you probably have got no fucking idea what it means to lead some of the finest gentlemen on God’s earth into combat and then watch their memories get betrayed by their own damn government.
1/_I don’t quite see how you can cherrish the memory of the dead by killing another million. This is not combat, it’s an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you’re a fucking idiot.
1/_Have you ever been in a combat situation?
2/_Define combat, sir
1/_Chap?
3/_An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas
2/_ Oh… In that case, no sir…. excuse me [runs to bathroom to vomit]
1/_I’m unarmed, sir
2/_Huh?
1/_I’m not armed, sir
2/_Where’s your issue?
1/_I left it in my [cough] sock drawer
3/_For what?… you’re a chemical freak
1/_I’m a chemical superfreak actually, but I still need a gun
4/_Give him a God-damn gun!
1/_Mason, are you alright??!
2/_Yes, perfectly OK, you fucking idiot!!
1/_You told me I’m on a need-to-know basis and I’m telling you right now I wanna know who the fuck John Mason is right now, sir!
2/_Alright, you wanna know? 1962, J Edgar Hoover is the head of the F.B.I. some say the country… it’s no secret he keep microphone files on prominent Americans; Europeans; DeGalle; British Members of Parliment, even the Prime Minister, I mean this guy had dirt on everybody in the world
1/_Yeah I know all the cloak ‘n’ dagger stories… where does Mason fit in?
2/_Mason is the British operative who stole the files but our Bureau agents caught him at the Canadian border, of course the British claimed they never heard of him and we held him without trial until he gave up the microfilm… but he never did
1/_ Well I’m surprised Hoover didn’t use his daughter as leverage
2/_Hoover was dead in ’72, his daughter wasn’t born yet and today… it’s a different Bureau
1/_So you held this guy without trial his whole life? No wonder he’s pissed
2/_This man knows our most intimate secrets from the last half century, the alien landings at Roswell; the truth about the J.F.K. asassination. Mason’s angry, he’s lethal, he’s a trained killer and he… is the only hope that we have got!
1: Are you enjoying this? 2: Well, it certainly beats my average day: Reading philosophy…avoiding gang rape in the washrooms…Though it’s less of a problem these days. Maybe I’m losing my sex appeal.
1: Dude! You just fucked up your Ferrari. 2: It’s not mine.
1: I have to get it, baby, it’s the office. 2: How could they possibly know you’re at home? 1:…It’s the FBI.
1: I’m unarmed, sir. 2: What? 1: I am unarmed, sir. 2: Well, where’s your issue? 1: I left it in my *cough* sock drawer.
1: Mason! Are you alright? 2: Yes, perfectly okay, you fucking idiot.
1: We’re going dark.
2: NIGHTVISION! *pffffNEET*
Personally I think you’re a fucking idiot
(Are you actually enjoying this?)
Well it’s better than my average day… reading philosophy and trying not to get rapped in the wash room. Of course that hasnt been much of a problem anymore… I think I may be losing my sex appeal.
(Commander if you value your mens lives you will order them to holster their weapons).
General we know why you’re here. God knows I agree with you. But like you I took an oath to defend this country against all enemies… foreign sir …and domestic. We’ve spilled the same blood in the same mud sir. You know I cannot give that order…
A couple of hundred years ago, a few guys called Washington, Jefferson and Adams were branded as traitors by the British, and now they’re called patriots. In time so shall we.
a tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time
All I Want to Know is,, Did you Like Your Haircut?
All right, let’s just cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!
And now, more of our brothers have died in vain. Damn you for forcing me into this position.
BOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBB
But how in the name of Zeus’s BUTTHOLE…did you get out of your cell? because in our current situation it could prove to be useful information..MAYBE!
But like you sir I swore to protect this country from all enemies- foreign sir, and domestic. General, we have spilled the same blood on the same mud. You know damn well I can’t give that order.
C’mon baby… I gotcha baby… come on now…
Cage: I’ll do my best. Connery: your best! Loosers always say they’ll do their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. Cage: Carla was the prom queen.
Connery draws a knife and throws it across the room into the head of one of the baddies in one fluid motion, glances at Cage, says, ‘You must never hesitate.’
Damn! This sucks! Where’s that son of a bitch at?! I’m gonna hunt him down! That mother fucker ain’t safe nowhere!
Define combat.
Do not come to San Francisco. I repeat: Do not come to San Francisco.
Don’t fuck with me on this! It may save your life.
Don’t tempt me, we are going to the morgue!
Dude, you jsut fucked up your farari
Goodspeed: its not mine.
Earlier today, you wanted a gun. Now you’re getting a gun and a wetsuit.
English prick. (punch) Did I ever tell you my old man was Irish? (punch)
Excuse me, sir. But what about the fucking money?
Find them, and defuse them. OK?
First of all I’m a beatles maniac, and second of all, these sound better.
General Hummel: Put the phone down.
Major Tom Baxter: I’m calling them Frank, I’m asking for more time.
General Hummel: You’re being asked by a friend.
Baxter continues.
General Hummel: You’re being ordered by a superior officer!
(Baxter carries on, Hummell draws.)
General Hummel: Now you’re being given your last chance by a man with a gun.
Gentlemen, welcome to The Rock!
GLASS OR PLASTIC, GLASS OR PLASTIC!
Good to go!
Goodspeed: You made the right choice.
Mason: I decided that I didn’t want your child living with a father
He’s got all the guns now sir.
He’s not going to ‘hit the streets’, Jim! Mason’s my age, for Christ’s sakes! I have to get up three times a night to take a piss!
Hell, I’ve got a goddamn gun! If I’da known this was gonna happen, I woulda brought MY mother-fuckin’ gun!! HELP!!!
Hey honey, do you want to know who really killed JFK?
hey man, you just fucked up your ferrari
it wasnt mine
How do you like how that shit works?!
How in the name of ZEUS’ BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell?
How’s your bowling arm?
HOW, in the name of Zeus’ BUTTHOLE, did you get out of your cell? I only ask because that might be just a little bit useful right now, MAYBE!
Hummel: I have choked on these lies my entire career. Well here and now the lies stop!!!
I drive a volvo, a beige one.
I drive a Volvo. A beige one.
I drive a Volvo. A beige one. And most of the time I work in a glass jar and lead a very uninteresting life, but what I’m dealing with now is one of the most dangerous substances the Earth has ever known, so why don’t you cut me some friggin’ slack!
I had kinda an interesting day myself …… Just some terrorists that decided to send us a little care-package which had to be nutrelised before blowing up the building , so I took the rest of the day off . Had some wine , music…..just relaxing
I hope you’re insured!
I hope you’re insured.
I miss you so much theirs something I gotta do Barb something I could’nt do while you were here I tried you know I tried everything and I still don’t have their attention but what ever happens please don’t think less of me.
I never saw you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I care about is are you happy with your haircut.
I swear honey, the world is being Fedexed to hell on a handcart.
I want a net put on this son-of-a-gun! Do you here me?!
I want that fucking CHIP!
I’d take pleasure in guttin you…boy
I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you boy.
I’d take Pleasure in gutting you boy!
I’ll take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy,…I’ll take pleasure in guttin’ you,…. boy!
I’m fed up saving your ass . I’m suprised you through puberty .
I’m only borrowing your Hum-V.
I’m only borrowing your humvee
I’m only borrowing your Humvee!
I’m only borrowing your humvie!!!!!!!
I’m well aware of the time, captain.
If they touch Mr. Backup here, We own ’em.
Jade, I’m not an evil man.
Look how big this is !!!! You want me ro inject *this*..into ..my heart ?!?!? Are you fucking nuts ?!?!?!?
Look! Why don’t we cut the chit-chat A-hole!?
Look, I don’t know nothin. I didn’t see you throw that gentleman off the balcony. All I am concerned with is…are you happy with your haircut?
Losers always give their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen
Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and f–k the prom queen.
Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen!!!
Losers always whine about their best,…Winners go home and fuck the Prom Queen.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Losers always whine about there best.Winners go home and fuck the prom queen!
losers do their best. winners fuck the prom queen.
M: Who is Carla… and why don’t you want her to come to San Francisco?
G: You’re on a need to know basis, and you don’t need to know.
M: RAALRPH!
X: Careful now he bitecha!
Mason: Besides, this is not combat, it’s an act of lunacy, general sir. Personally I think you’re a fucking idiot.
Mason: I don’t quite see how you cherish the memory of the dead by killing another million.
Mason: some snipper is going to get his ass.
Mason: The last time I swam this channel I was your age, so I’m fucked either way.
Mason: This is not combat, it’s an act of lunacy, General Sir. Personally, I think you’re a fucking idiot.
Maybe I’m losing my sex appeal.
Mr. Mason will run point for us Lt. Sheppard will be attached to your hip you breathe he breathes with you, you piss he helps. Dr. Goodspeed is our specialist when he nutrelise the threat we launch green falres and we wait for the cavalry. Make now mistake about it gentleman we are in the figh of our lives up against one of the great commanders in the Vietnam war I s**t you not
O.K ….well yeah that’s just about the most awful thing I’ve ever seen
oh well why NOT!
Patriostism is the virtue of the vicious…according to Oscar Wilde. (gets smacked in the head)….thank you for proving my point.
Patriotism is a virtue of the vicious, according to Oscar Wilde
Prepare to reap the whirlwind, gentlemen.
Random Guy: You totalled your Ferrari. Godspeed: It’s not my Ferrari.
S: What’s the casuality rate of a single VX gas rocket?
G: 60 or 70.
S: Oh that’s not that bad.
G: Thousand. *leans forward* Seventy thousand. DEAD.
S: Ahh.
G: One teaspoon of this shit hits the floor, it’s lethal up to… a hundred feet. One teaspoon of this shit detonated in the Earth’s atmosphere… will kill every living organism within an eight block radius. Get the point?
Some sniper is gonna get his ass.
Some sniper’s gonna get his ass.
Sorry sir, my boys are cocked locked and ready to rock!
Stand down captain!
stanley! i am catholic and i am pregnant an i’m not married this presents a big problem for me!
Thank you very fucking much Mr. Mason, you’ve led us into a room with no exit.
That will be $5 McNielson.
The Rock has become a tourist attraction?
The tree of liberty must be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.. -Thomas Jefferson whrought that.
There’s something I gotta do Barb. Something I couldn’t do while you were here. I’ve tried… you know I’ve tried everything. But I still don’t have their attention.
Thermite Plasma is believed to burn hot enough to consume VX Gas, but it’s still in the test phase. I’ts not operational. Hummel knows this… We are dealing with one smart son of a bitch!
Timeo Danaos Et Dona Ferentis
W: Where’s Mason?
G: He’s dead sir.
W: I wanna see his body.
G: Vaporized sir. Blown out to sea.
W: Vaporized? A body can… do that?
G: Ah yes, absolutely sir.
Watch it you fuckhead you’re gonna pull my arms out!!
We’re fucked.
welcome to the rock
Welcome to the ROCK!!
Well Womack.. you’re between the Rock & a hardcase…… hows your bowling arm???
what do you mean you haven’t got a gun? I got a gun. If I knew THIS was gonna happen I would have brought my motherfuckin’ gun. HELP!
what do you say we cut THE CHIT CHAT A hole!
What is wrong with these people huh Mason. Don’t you think there’s a
lot of uh, a lot of anger floating around this island. Kind of a
pubescent volatility, don’t ya think. A lot of angst. I lot of I’m
sixteen I’m angry at my father syndrom. I mean, grow up! We are stuck
on an island with a bunch of violence for pleasure seeking psychopathic
marines. Shame on them!
What the fuck happened to the rocket? what the fuck happened to the coordinates? what the fuck is goin’ on? Sir, Major? Captain step outside…talk to me sir. CAPTAIN STEP OUTSIDE
What would you like me to do… kill him again?
When all this is over, you’ll go back home driving Carla and your baby insane in your beige Volvo. And I’ll be dead or in jail which is the same thing
When this is all over, you’ll go back home driving Carla and your baby crazy in your beige volvo, and i’ll be dead, or back in prison which is the same thing.
Womack! Why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!
Yeah, I heard of him. Didn’t he play for the fucking Redwings?
You wanna know who really killed JFK?
You’re goin down!
Your best….. Losers always whine about their best; Winners go home and f**K the prom queen.
Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
Your best? Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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