I just also wanna thank God. Except for my kid bein’ born, this is the greatest night in the history of my life. I just wanna say one thing to my wife who’s home: YO, ADRIAN! I DID IT!
1/_Can I be honest? No one’s going to offer you an office job. There’s too much competition. Why don’t you fight? I read somewhere you’re a very good fighter.
2/_Yeah, well. Was you ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know?
1/_Do you have a criminal record?
2/_Nothing worth bragging about
1/_His lungs, he’s gonna punch out!
2/_And who the hell is this, *Al Capone*?
1/_Ahh, I don’t sweat you
1/_How’s about investing in condominiums? It’s safe.
2/_Condominiums?
1/_Yeah, condominiums.
2/_Uhhhh, I never use ’em.
1/_Rock, you got anything derogatory to say about the champ?
2/_Derogatory?… Yeah… He’s great.
1/_Why do you have to wear that stinkin’ sweatsuit?
2/_It brings me luck, you know?
1/_Brings you luck?!. I’ll tell you what it brings – it brings flies!
1>I think we should knock his block off.
2>Absolutely.
Adrian: There’s one thing I want you to do for me: win….win! Mick: Well, what are we waitin’ for?!?!
Adrian: Win!…Win!…Mickey:What are we waiting for
Adrian: You can go blind.
Rocky: No, I won’t go blind, I see like a beagle or something.
And who the hell is that? Al Capone?
Apollo Creed: You’re going down!
Rocky Balboa: Oh, No Way Man!
Apollo: can he swim?
Paulie: with a name like Rock?
come on why do I have to chase a chicken, It’s embarrassing you know. First because I said so, and second, chickenchasin’ is how we always used to train in the old days.
Condominiums? I never use them…
Creed: This is it man!!!
Derogatory? Yeah, he’s great.
Director- Linard! Linard! Where are you going?! I want you to take him with you, Linard! This man is not a professional. I only work with professionals!
don’t let it bother you.
would it bother you?
(shakes head yes)
Employment Manager: Can I be honest? No one’s going to offer you an office job. There’s too much competition. Why don’t you fight? I read somewhere you’re a very good fighter.
Rocky Balboa: Yeah, well. Was ya ever punched in the face 500 times a night? It stings after a while, ya know.
for a 45 minute fight, you gotta train hard for 45000 minutes, 45000! That’s ten weeks, that’s ten hours a day ya listenin’? and you ain’t even trained one! What the hell are you waitin’for, what are you waitin’ for?
FUCKING SHIT MOVIE ROCKY IS A FUCKING WEAK CUNT WHO I COULD BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF. IF YOU LIKE THIS MOVIE THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKED WITH YOUR HEAD
go away! go back to the docks where ya belong! You go back to bein’ a two-bit nothing! But don’t you ever come back here again, ’cause I’m too old, to waste my time, tryin’ to train a no-godd loser like you, You BUM!
go away! go back to the docks where ya belong! You go back to bein’ a two-bit nothing! But don’t you ever come back here again, ’cause I’m too old, to waste my time, tryin’ to train a no-good loser like you, You BUM!
He doesn’t have the guts to step into the ring with a superior athlete like me!
He’s all wrong for us baby…I saw you beat that man…like I ain’t never seen no man get beat before, and the man…kept…coming…after…you!
He’s too scared to go into the ring with me!
His longs he’s gonna punchout. Now who is that Al Capone?!
How’s about investing in condiminiums? It’s safe.
I never use them.
I feel like a kentucky fried idiot!
I liked you better..when you was carryin’ spit!!
I think we ought to Knock his block off!
I want all Americans to watch me destroy this man after 2 short rounds!
I want all of the Philadelphians, I want all the Americans, I want the whole world to see me destroy this man after two short rounds! Because after the fight he’s gonna have to donate what’s left of his body to science but there won’t be much, that I can garantee you!
I want to tell you somethin’ once, and I ain’t gonna say it again, but rocky you have another shot, it’s a second shot at, I don’t know, the greatest title in the world. And just in case you know, your brain ain’t workin’ so good, all this happens pretty soon, and ya ain’t ready. Ya ain’t no where near in shape. So I say, for God sakes why don’t you fight this guy hard, like ya done before! But don’t lay down like this like some kind of mongrel or somethin’. ’cause he’s gonna kick you face in pieces. That’s right. He doesn’t just don’t wanna win you know. He wants to bury ya. He wants to humiliate ya. He wants to prove to whole rest of the world, that is was nothing but some kind of freak the first time out. He says that your a one time lucky bum. well i think your a helluva lot more than that kid. A helluva lot!
I was wandering, if you would mind marrieing me too much
I was wondering if, uh, you wouldn’t mind marrying me very much.
I will fight him any place any time, call me Balboa!
I’m a fighter, not too good, but that’s what I do.
I’m officially retired now.
im goin to teach you to eat lightning and crap thunder
It’s Apollo
Who did you expect?
I was hoping he wouldn’t show!
Look, I know a lot of people out there want to see me in a rematch with a timmot fella who calls himself the Italian Stallion. But this man does not have the honor to meet me in the Ring…. Or is it Scallion? What IS your name, man?
Mick – So did you come here to show me that dog of yours?
Mick: I don’t wanna get upset… in a biblical place like this.
Nice House!I like this house!, Nice Steps, I like these steps! I’d say this is a nice house in general.
Now who is that, Al Capone ?
Remember when we was on ice skates, and I thought you was supposed to be great. I kept giving you lip. Then you would try to slip. So I could catch you.
Rocky: There, I see it. Mick: You see nothin’. Creed woulda caved in the side of your face.
So I say, why don’t you stand up and fight this guy hard! like you done before, that was beautiful! but don’t lay down in front of him like this! This guy doesn’t just want to win, He wants to bury ya, he wants to humilliate ya, he wants to prove to the whole world it was nothing but some kind of a FREAK the first time!Because he’s gonna kick your face in pieces.
The bum’s hidin’the bum’s runnin’ he doesn’t wanna face me, he’s scared! You know it and I now it
The doctor recommended I shouldn’t fight and I reccomend I do
The man does not have the skill to last 5minutes in the ring with a superior athlete like me
there’s one thing i want you to do for me…come here…win, win!
They outta outlaw southpaws. Why didn’t you tell me this before? I didn’t wanna hurt your feelings.
This is the greatest night in the history of my life.
Well neither are you very mature!
Well Rock, you got another shot, a second shot! At the uh, biggest title in the world, and you’re gonna be swoppin’ punches with the most dangerous fighter in the world!
Why do cows wear bells? because their horns don’t work.. Ain’t that killin’ya?
Yo Adrian! I did it!!
yo i’m a fighter not a farmer
You are a lucky man, Stallion!
You are going down man!
You are the luckiest man on the face of the Earth!
you’re gonna eat lighting and crap thunder.
You’re gunna be a greasy-fast Italian tank!
Your’e gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!
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