$500? That’s like six years allowance.
(1)You guys have a boat? (2)Yeah, kinda. (1)We have a boat, but I always have to go out on it with my parents.
–Funky Buttlovin! –Did he just say funky buttlovin?
1) How long does the cast have to stay on? 2) August, minimum. 1) August? That’s like four months.
1) She’s not that hot. 2) Not that hot?! She’s stacked!
1) Sorry! your door seems to be malfunctioning! I’ll get housekeeping up here! 2) Nice guy!
1)You almost hit him, you big ugly piece of…… 2)SHIT
1.) The Half two? What the heck was I talkin about? 2.) What the heck was he talkin about?
1.Funky buttloving….!
2.Did he just say funky buttloving?
Announcer: Well that homerun will bring the Rocket’s ERA up to about 300 which matches the atendence here at Wrigley Field.
Brickma: Baseball is 162 crooling games played in more than a dozen cities now on the field we can serve our energy, on the road we can serve our food. Henry: Food? Brickma: Everywhere we go there’s free food!, like this cake for example now I wrap it up in my vomit bag, I take it back it to the hotel, put it on ice, and in the morning wala! Breakfast! Concentration Henry managing resources that is the key to baseball.
Brickman:Some guys ice down their arm afetr a big game…some say that heat’s the way to go…but i have discovered the secret…HOT ICE…HOT ICE…I heat up the ice cubes…IT’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS…
—MIKE BETTIS—
Brickman:Some guys ice down their arm after a big game…some say that heat’s the way to go…but i have discovered the secret…HOT ICE…HOT ICE…I heat up the ice cubes…IT’S THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS…
—MIKE BETTIS—
Clark:her dad has a boat we have a boat. George: We dont have a boat, we have wood, in the vage shape of a boat.
Did he say funky butt lovin?
DR.-FUNKY BUTT LOVING!
KID-did he just say funky butt loving?
Funky butt lovin’
Funky butt-lovin’
Funky Butt-lovin’!
FUNKY BUTTLOVIN’! -> Did he just say ‘funky buttlovin’?
gardenhoser!
Gardenhoser! You’re goin in…
geez dan did you figure that out yourself
Gosh Henry, you could play for the cubs!
He totally fooled him with the change up!
HE’S HALF MINE!!!!!
(punches stupid idiot in the face)
Hey pitcher you got something hangin out of your nose.
Hey Rowengartner you SUCK!!!!
Hey, you see the kid, I never doubted him for a minute. Hey, way to go Runamucker!
I don’t care. We’ve got a sell out crowd and they’re not here to see Chet Steadman.
i gotta be outta my mind.
I haven’t seen the floater since Scuffie McGee
I-I’m sorry.It’s my tendons. TH-They’re too tight!
Is that play legal?
jack: that didn’t even hurt, okay???
Little Help. Little Help now
Look at the way she drinks that milk…milks done that body good!
LOOK, LOOK! A decoder ring! From the Cracker-Jack box! -> The old man’s a Cracker-Jack!
mack: thanks hotdog guy: wut are you kidding me mack your 11 bucks short mack: 3 dollas for a hot dawg!!!!!!!!
man im gonna kill him
Need help…need help now!
Now, give me the good stuff!
Pitchers got a big butt, pitchers got a big butt.
Pitchers got a big butt. Pitchers got a big but
Pitchers sit over there..(turns head) HEEEY!!
Rowengartner takes a long look at the run at second. Strike One!!!
SAL: im looking for a henry roolenverter
HENRY: henry rowengartner?
SAL: yeah is he here?
HENRY: i’m henry!
SAL: well i must be looking for your father
JACK: (driving up) sorry i’m late, jack bradfield i am a huge HUGE fan.. henry this is sal martenella the manager of the chicago cubs, and this is henry rowengartner, the next nolan ryan
Sal: Your fined $500 dollars for showing up late to practice. Henry: $500 dollars!! thats like six years allowance.
The half tude? What the heck was I talking about?
The have-to? What was i talking about?
This one’s for mommy, mommy!
This one’s for mommy…mommy!
we want a pitcher not an underwear snitcher!
Whoa! Your mom has an arm! I haven’t seen the floater pitch since Scruffy McGee!
you are a BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM steadman
Zoom it in there Henry
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If you’re lying to me, you’ll be selling weenies in the nosebleeds!
Get over here! And I don’t want to hear about no ASTHMA!