Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; …. Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she’s going to blow!;…… Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; …. Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; …… Punctual: All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late; …..Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear;….. Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn’t mind putting that thing away… Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?; ….Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;…. Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?…..Dirty: Say, your name wouldn’t be – Dick, would it?
(entire bar singing): He’s got the whole world… in his nose!
…to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee….in brazil.
1) Blush, huh? You got a girlfriend?
2) Oh, no….no. It’s, uh, for my sister.
1) Oh, you have a sister?
2) No, um, it’s for my sister’s girlfriend.
1) 10 more seconds and I’m leaving! 2) What did you say? 1) I said 10 more seconds and I’m leaving. 2) Oh. 1) Well, wait, what did you think I said? 2) I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving. 1) Well what the hell does that mean? 2) I don’t know. That’s why I came out.
1) I guess I mistook sex for love.
2) Oh, I did that once. It was great!
1) We beat this fire by a nose!
(silence…)
2) Well said.
1/_Chris, do you know what *carpe diem* means?
2/_Is that like fish bait?
Aw, what happened, did your parents lost a bet with God?
Awww, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?
Can I fluff your pillows?
CD: (Reading a love letter written by Chris.) ‘Hey [name]. How’s it going? Want to go out some time? If you do then check this box.’ (Looks up at Chris.) Chris, how long did you spend on this?
cris: couldn’t i just be cute?
Cuz, I was afraid of worms Roxanne! Worms!
Earn more sessions by sleeving.
Finally, a man that can satisfy two women at once!
Guy: Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Girl: Isn’t that from a song? Guy: Well, they made it into a song. Girl: You wrote the song? Guy: No….but I like that song.
Hi, I’m Earl Shieb, and I can’t paint that nose for $39.99
I have a dream. It’s not a big dream. It’s just a little dream. My dream – and I hope you don’t find this too crazy – is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can’t have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, ‘Whatever you do, don’t call the fire department!’. That would be bad.
I want to look like Diana Ross.
I would rather be with the people of this town, than with the finest people in the world!
it’s hypnotic isn’t it?
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it’s GOODBYE, SEATTLE!
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it’s GOODBYE, Seattle!
paranoid- keep that guy away from my cocaine!
paranoid:drug dealer-keep that guy away from my coke!
Perhaps you’d like a little wine with your nose.
Sometimes the answer is so obvious that it’s as plain as the nose on your face.
The Nelson tradition of hottubbing
the pigs have refused to find anymore truffles until you leave!
Well if I change my mind you’ll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with persperation.
would you mind not bobbing your head up and down the orchestra keeps changing tempo
You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger…like Wyoming!
[Roxanne Kowalski is walking behind a hedge because she is nude]
Roxanne Kowalski: Nobody had a coat?
C.D. Bales: You said you didn’t want a coat…
Roxanne Kowalski: Why would I not want a coat?
C.D. Bales: You said you didn’t want a coat…
Roxanne Kowalski: I was being ironic.
C.D. Bales: Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don’t get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony’s not really a, a high priority. We haven’t had any irony here since about, uh, ’83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at.
[singing] Well I’m a-walking down these stairs, ’cause it’s easier than walkin’ up these stairs….
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