(1)I always wanted to be a member of this family (2)Yeah, me too
(Etheline): Chas? What’s going on?
(Chas): We got locked out of our apartment.
(Etheline): Well, did you call a locksmith?
(Chas): Uh huh.
(Etheline): Well, I don’t understand. Did you pack your bags BEFORE you got locked out?
(Royal):I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me. (Henry Sherman):I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.
1) Dad, you were never dying. 2) But I’m gonna live!
1) You can’t do this to me in my house!
2) This isn’t your house
1) Don’t argue semantics with me!
1)He saved my life you know? 30 years ago i was knifed in a Bazaar in Calcutta, he carried me to the hospital on his back.
2)Who stabbed you?
1)He did… There was a price on my head and he was a hired assassin….Stuck me right in the gut with a shiv.
1)We’re going to visit your grandmother. 2)Rachel’s buried down there too. 1)Who? 3)My wife! 1)Okay, we can swing by her grave too.
1)What are you doing? You’re on my team! 2)Ha! There are no teams!
1-How long have you been a smoker?
2-22 years.
1-Well I think you should quit.
1..crashed his car into the front of the house..2. did i hurt anybody?..3. you ran over the dog!
1: How much does your daddy make you exercise? 2: 12 times a week.
1:Did you just say you were on mescaline?
2: I did indeed. Very much so.
1:What? 2:What? 1: What did you say just now? 2:Nothing. 1:Sorry, I just took some meth I am so gone.
Allright, everyone knows Custard dies in the battle of Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is, maybe he didn’t…
Anyone want to get some cheeseburgers and hit the cemetary?
Are there priests on call?
Are you trying to steal my woman?
Can the boy tell time? Oh my lord no.
Can you see out of it? Not really. Uh-huh. Minor corneal damage. Page me if it spreads to the other eye.
Chas: Why’d you kill yourself? Richie: I wrote a suicide note after I regained consciousness. Chas: Is it dark? Richie: It was a suicide note, of course it was. Chas: Can we read it? Richie: No Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us? Richie: I don’t think so
Commentator 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie *Name*. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now Tex Heyward?
Commentator 2: I don’t know Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks, and actually I think he’s crying.
Dammit! Thats the last time you stab me!
Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do you know my middle name?
Ah, that’s a trick question. You don’t have one.
It’s Anne.
dudley: this cab has a dent in it….. another dent here…. another dent here etc…
Eli: Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Big Horn. What this book pre-supposes is; maybe he didn’t?
Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too, me too
Eli: I’m not in love with you anymore. Margot: I didnt know you ever were. Eli: Lets not make this anymore difficult than it already is. Margot: ok. Eli: ok what? Margot: ok I’m not in love with you either. Eli: I know, youre in love with Richie, which is sick and gross. Margot: Do you send my mother your clippings, and your grades from college? Eli: Please stop belittling me.
Eli: you never gave me the time of day until i started getting good reveiws. Margot: and your reveiws arent that good. Eli: but the sales are.
Ethel: How long have you been a smoker? Margot: 22 years. Ethel: Well, I think you should quit.
Go Mordechai
go morticai!
here i come!!
I know you asshole!
I was sorry to her about your mother; she was a terribly attractive woman…
I’ll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess.
I’m having a ball scrappin’ and yellin’ and mixin’ it up, loving every minute with this damn crew.
I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
I’ve always been considered an asshole for as long as I can remember
It’s Out of Africa meets Pretty Women
Judge)And how was it possible for Mr. T…. to withdraw these funds without your written authorization.
1)Objection your honor
L1)why dont you leave the objections to me
2)cause i started the corporation when i was a minor so my father was the primary signatory onmost of my accounts….He also stole bounds out of my safety deposit box when i was 14.
1)hahaha
Let’s shag ass.-Royal
lets shag ass
Look at that old grizzly bear.
Margot: Dudley, where is he? Dudley:…who?
Raleigh: Dudley suffers from colorblindness, dyslexia, and has a very well sense of hearing. Dudley from the other room: I’m not colorblind am I?
Richie Tenenbaum: I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.
Richie- Dad, you were never dying. Royal- But I’m gonna live!
Richie- I love you. Chas- Stop saying that!
Richie- I’m going to kill meself tomorrow.
Richie- I’m going to kill myself tomorrow.
Richie- You dropped your cigarettes. Margot-Those aren’t mine.Richie- They jusy fell out of your pocket.
Royal Tennenbaum: Coal train.
Mr Sherman: Excuse me.
Royal- That’s just not right dammit!
Royal- You used to be a genius. Margot- No I didn’t. Royal- Well, that’s what they used to say.
Royal: Everyone is against me. Pagoda: Its your fault, man. Royal: I know, but dammit, I want this family to love me.
Royal: He’s not your father. Margot: Neither are you.
Royal: I’ve always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That’s just my style. But I’d really feel blue if I didn’t think you were going to forgive me.
Henry: I don’t think you’re an asshole, Royal. I just think you’re kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal: Well, I appreciate that.
Tennis Announcer 1: That’s 72 unforced errors for Richie. He’s playing the worst tennis of his life. What’s he feeling right now? Tennis Announcer 2: I don’t know, Jim. There’s obviously something wrong with him. He’s taken off his shoes and one of his socks and… actually, I think he’s crying.
That car has a dent in it. And another dent there, and another dent there.
that is the LAST TIME you ever put a knife in me.
That’s the last time you put a knife in me! Y’hear me?
That’s the last time you put a knife in me, ya hear!
The crickets and the russ-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket, ‘Vamanos amigos,’ he whispered and threw the busted leather flintcloth over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscallating dusk light.
There He Goes…. – Pagoda
this is my adopted daughter Margot Tennanbaum
this is my adopted daughter, margot.
Uzi! What did I just say? Look alive!
we’re all dead.
Well I want to die.
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t.
Where is he? Who?
who stabbed you? he did.
You think I’m especially NOT a genius?
You wanna talk some jive Coletrain! You wanna talk some jive! I’ll talk some jive like you NEVER heard!
You wanna talk some jive?
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