(in airplane)
CARTER SAYS: gafeelka fish
..i think you, should go over there and count something…
1)Here, I’m Michael Jackson, you Toto!
2)That’s Tito! Toto’s what we had for dinner last night.
1)Hold on Lee! I’ll be right there!
2)AAAAHHHHHHH!
1)Aw! HELL NO!!!! LEE?! I’m takin’ the stairs!
1)I am a citizen here! Here, I am Michael Jackson, you are Toto!2) You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner!
1, you still got the money?
2, I still got my lunchmoney from third grade
1. (singing in bar) Get closer, oh, get closer, I’m burnin now, Just love meee, til you DON’T KNOW HOW! Keep on, till the force don’t stop, don’t stop till you get enough, keep on, till the force don’t stop, don’t stop till you get enough, chamon! till da force don’t stop, don’t stop till you get enough, come here, girls, oh oh, come here, girls! I can’t believe it, chamon, chamon, chamon, you know you feel the force! Ohhh, DON’T STOP TIL YOU GET ENOUGH! I FEEL THE FORCE! 2. CARTER! 1, CHAMON! (mentions to Lee)CHAMON! 2. CARTER! 1. CHAMONLEE 2. CARTER! 1. CHAMON! CHAMON! i’ll be right back, i’ll be right back, I’ll be right back!
1. Americans like to gamble, don’t they Mr. Reign? 2. I never gamble! By the way, I’m cutting our deal short. 1. And my plates? 2. The plates stay with me, I’m sure you won’t have a problem with that. 1. I enjoy that little story you told about the dragon, my mother used to tell it to me all the time! Do you know the moral of that story? 2. Greed will imprison us all. (Reign gets stabbed) 1. I hate that fortune cookie shit!
1. Did you see that? 2. He likes you! 1. I ain’t shoppin with you no more!
1. Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? 2. Man, don’t nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth
1. Good roll, man, I want some of this money. 2. Sir, are you aware theres a fifty thousand dollar buy-in this evening? 1. In that case, give me a hundred thousand dollars in chips, come on! (pauses) what is this? 2. 500 dollar chips, sir. 1. you give me 500 dollar chips cuz i’m black? 2. I did not sir, i just assumed that- 1. You assumed that a brother in here could only afford 500 dollars a roll, is that it? 2. No, sir. 1. You a racist? 2. No, i AM NOT, SIR! 1. Then how come everybody here at the table have thousand dollar chips and the black man only got a nickel, how did that happen? 2. I dunno, sir. 1. You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery so you can send us back to the cotton fields with 500 dollar chips? 2. No, sir. 1. Do i look like Chicken George to you? 2. No, sir. 1. Then give me the chips and i want THOUSAND DOLLAR CHIPS! 2. Give him the chips.
1. Hey! Watch it, sweetness! 2. He’s got some fire to him, I like that! 1(sarcastically) Honeycups! Go get the clothes! 2. Oh, Geez, Lil’ Kim, I’ll be right back!
1. Hey, ladies, how you doin? (speaks halting Cantonese) Hey, come back, let’s get some sushi! Hey, cutie, ah! (takes out CD and throws it out the car) 2. That was my CD! Don’t you ever touch a Chinese man’s CD! 1. Did you see the way those girls drove off? They was laughin at us! 2. Those girls drove off because of you. 1. All I did was invite them to have a drink. 2. You invited them to get naked, and sacrifice a small goat. 1. Which word was goat?
1. How come there no black people performin in this hotel, we ain’t good enough for you people? 2. We got Lionel Richie performin here tonight! 2. Lionel Richie ain’t been black since the commodores, man. (later) 1. I HAVE A DREAM…THAT WHITE PEOPLE AND BLACK PEOPLE AND EVEN CHINESE PEOPLE CAN GAMBLE TOGETHER WITHOUT GETTIN DIFFERENT CHIPS! HALLEUJUAH!
1. I can’t believe you lied to me, man. 2. I’m sorry. 1. You’re sorry? I got someone’s chopsticks stickin outta my ass and all you gotta say is you sorry?
1. I’ve never been more humiliated and embarrassed like that in my entire life, got me runnin around Kong Kong butt naked, thanks to you. 2. Thanks to me? 1. Yeah, thanks to you! You wanted backup and I gave you backup. I was about to kick Ricky Tan’s ass when you messed it all up!
1. Las Vegas? 2. Vegas? What the hell we doin in Vegas? Hey, look, Red Dragon, that’s the name of Ricky Tan’s boat! That’s how you launder half a million dollars in cash!(both try to get out of sewer at same time) 2. Aaah! Damn! One at a time! What the hell is wrong with you?
1. Sir, are you aware there’s a $50,000 buy-in this evening? 2. (hands down money) In that case, give me 100,000 in chips and I’ll take a diet Pepsi and some hot wings.
1. Sir, why don’t you calm down? 2(yelling)I AIN’T CALMIN DOWN! I SICK OF YOU TRYIN TO CALM ME DOWN, I AIN’T CALMIN DOWN NO MORE!
1. Taxi! Taxi! (gets in car) Hey, man, follow that car, this is a chase, wherever he goes, you go! (pause) You ain’t movin, this is the opposite of chasin! 2. (speaking cantonese) Beshino? 1. I will slap you if you don’t move this car! 2. Beshino? 1. I’m gonna slap you. 2. Beshino? 1. I’m gonna slap you. 2.Beshino(more cantonese) 1.(hands the driver some money) There, you understand that? 2. Now you’re speaking my language. 1. well, get the hell on then! (car goes away)
1. They don’t like tourists in here, so try to blend in. 2. What do you mean blend in? I’m two feet taller than anybody in here!
1. What is this? 2. 500 dollar chips, sir. 1. You give me 500 dollar chips cuz I’m black? 2. No, sir. 1. You assumed that a brother in here could only afford 500 dollars a roll, is that right?
1. Where is Ricky Tan? 2.(choking)I don’t know! 1. He killed a detective today, where is he? 3. Who got killed, man? 1. Carter! 3. Who died, Lee? 1. You! 3. Detective Yu? 1. Not Yu, YOU! 3. Who? 1. You! 3. Who? 1. Do you understand the words that are comin out of my mouth? 3. Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin out of your mouth!
1. Whoa, man, I ain’t goin in there! 2. What? 1. There’s rats in there! 2. There’s no rats! 1. Look at that rat!
1. Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well? Some think it’s tacky but I really like it when couples dress alike. 2. This ain’t no couple thing, man, we’re police officers, we’re working a big case!
1. You a racist? 2. No, I’m not, sir! 1. Then why does everyone at the table got thousand dollar chips and the black man only got a nickel, how did that happen? 2. I don’t know, it just did. 1. It just did? You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery so you could send us back to the cotton fields with 500 dollar chips?
1.) do you understand the words that are comeing out of my mouth?
2.) man nobody nderstands the words coming out of your mouth!
>>Beach boys are dope!
>>Lee, you never jump in front of of black man in a buffet line ~ your friend have big appitite!
>>what is she doing? standing around not doing much…..
>>snoopy? I like snoopy!
>>You told every one to take out there samari swords and shave your butt!
All he wanted was some mushu
All you have to do is pull that trigger and bamm!
ALRIGHT EVERYBODY LISTEN UP! ALL THE TRIADS AND THE UGLY WOMEN ON THIS SIDE…AND ALL OF THE FINE WOMEN ON THIS SIDE..RIGHT NOW! TRANSLATE IT!
Ar dae yetei mot sum, toe ma sut yo main!
At Heaven and Earth
Lady-Are you ready?
Carter- To Lee- Are you Ready?, I’m ready.
Carter-Ohh my goodness, this place is off the hook. I love Hong Kong.
Lady- You ever get massage from Chinese girl before?
Carter-No, but i heard it was thee bomb.
Lady-Come with me, you pick any girl for you and your friend.
Carter-any girl?
Lady-Any girl.
Carter-Ok, i dont know where to start.
Carter-I’ll take that one right there, she got to come
Lady-Ohh yes she’s very nice
Carter-Ohh yes, but I hurt me back, and my neck and I need a little more massage, so i am going to take her in the pink too, and let me get her, and let me have her, can i have her, can i get her too, and her right there, is she good with feet.
Lady-Ohh yes.
Lee-What are you doing?
Carter-She said i could have any girl I want in here, so calm down, so wait a minute.
Lee-Well hurry up.
Carter-Man you dont jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.
Lady-Your friend have big appetite.
Blend in? I’m two feet taller than everybody else.
BRYAN BINNO IS GAY!!!!!!!!!
Carter (after he accidentally punches Lee instead of another Asian): Sorry, Lee, ya’ll look alike!
Carter (Before fighting Hu): Don’t think I’m scared to fight you because you’re a woman. I’ll just think of you as a man. A very beautiful man. Who I’d like to take to the movies.
CARTER: What was that? Did you just take another damn case on my vacation man?
LEE: Of course not. My superintendent invite us to a pub . . .big party tonight.
CARTER: Don’t be messin with me Lee! I will slap you so hard, you end up in the Ming dynasty . . . I mean it man! I’ll bitch-slap you back to Bankock.
Carter: (slowly) Wait right here. I’ll be right back. You understand?
Taxi driver: Yeah, I understand
Carter: And don’t eat my chicken
Taxi driver: o.k. o.k.! ( crazy in cantonese) and drives off
Carter: Hey Hey!
Carter: Hey how ya doin ricky good to see you. well li I see you got everythin under control I’ll just go downstairs and GODDDAMN!!! what happened to Ring.
Carter: I got somebody’s old chopstick stuck up my ass!
Carter: I have a dream……that white people…and black people……………and even Asain people……can gamber together without gettin’ dofferent chips!
Carter: I have a dream…that white people…and black people……………………and even Chinese people…can gamber together without gettin’ different chips!
Carter: I have a dream…that white people…and black people……………………and even Chinese people…can gamber together without gettin’ dofferent chips!
Carter: I want all the fine ass women on this side and all the tri ass women on this side!!! here translat!!!
Carter: Lee, Why didn’t you tell me this man rolls like this
Lee: I told you already
Carter: no you didn’t
Lee: I did
Carter: What you say
Lee: I did this ( moves his head to the right)
Carter: What does this mean? Man speak english to me
Lee: It means I go this way and you go that way (left)
Carter: I go this way (left) and you go this way (right)
Lee and Carter: Yeah
Carter: Listen man, just tell me what the Triads are gonna do to us.
Lee: First, they will torture us for three days
Carter: Okay, I can handle that.
Lee: Then, they will cut off our egg rolls.
Carter: Cut off our egg rolls??? Aw, HELL NO!
Carter:Don’t you be messin with me Li. I’ll slap you so hard you’ll be back in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it i’ll bitch slap you back to Bancock.
Carter:This time I aint gonna hold back just cause you’re a woman. I;m gonna pretend you’re a man….a very beautiful man…..who i’d like to take to the movies!
Cha’mone Lee. Cha’mone Lee
CHUMMON LEE CHUMMON CHUMMON
CT:So what do will the triads do triad’s do when they get us?
JC:Oh, they’ll tourture us with all kinds of painfull stuff.. and then they’ll chop off our egg rolls.
CT:Our what?!
JC:Our egg rolls.
CT:Aw HELL no!!
Damn you smell good!
damn, he aint gunna be in rush hour 3
Did you just take another godamm case on my vacation man?
don’t nothing but silk touch this body
Don’t worry chinese bamboo very strong
Don’t worry, Chinese bambo very stong…(bambo breaks) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Don’t worry, chinese bamboo is very strong!
Follow me my Asian brother.
Follow the rich white man!
Good kick Lee!
Here, I Michael, you Tito!
Hi, nice to see you, can help you gentlemen?
Yeah, im gonna need black 42 long and nothin touches this body but pure silk. And get my partner somethin from the kids department.
OK. will your partner like to be wraped in silk as well? some people think its tacky but i really enjoy it when couples dress alike.
no wait a minute, this aint no couples thing. we police officers, we workin a very dangerous case and we need some clothes.
yes there are alot of men chasing us.
they should be. listen you have nothing to worry about ok? cause im gonna turn you guys into the bell of the ball.
thank you.
Absolutely, lets start with you, you have the mochoccino face, wunderful skin and the big broad shoulders ok? lets put a dead animal on you. croc skin, buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream, what size is the waist lets go in.
hey, watch it sweetness.
hes got some fire to him.
honeycups.
i like that.
go get the clothes.
ill pull some items.
o jesus…lil kim, ill be back.
His mouth is always open
I am going to give you a great LAPD ass kicking!
I bitch slap you back to africa
I can’t believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
I can’t belive I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
I hate that fortune cookie shit.
I have a dream… That white people, and black people…..and even chinese people can gamble together without using different chips!!!
I have never hit a woman in my life but your ass is pushing it!
I like my chicken dead and deep fried. You ever heard of Popeyes?
I said she was the bomb!
i went easy on you before cause u a woman, mow ima think of you as a man, a good-looking man that i would like to take out to the movies….
I went easy on you before cause you was a woman, but now I’ma think of you as a man….a very beautiful man…with a perfect body…who I’d like to take out to dinner…
I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.
I will slap the hell out of you right now Lee!
I’ll bitch slap ya back to bangkok
I’ll bitch-slap you back to Africa!
I’ll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok!
I’ll shoot ya say you fell ina kitchen
I’ll slap you so hard that you’ll end up in the Ming Dynasty
I’m from Los Angeles. We invented gangs.
I’m gonna bitch slap you back to Africa!!
I’m gonna give you an L.A.P.D ass-kicking!
I’m gonna give you an LAPD ass kicking!
I’m gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I’d like to take to the movies.
I’m gonna pretend you’re a man. A very fine man with a nice body that I’d like to take out to dinner some time.
I’m not gonna hold back on you this time just cause you’re a woman, i’m gonna pretend you’re a man, a very beatiful man with a perfect body who I’d like to take to the movies! (Chinese Triad girl does moves with Carter doing a little of his own.) You don’t know nuttin bout this, don’t you? Egyptian style, girl!
IM warnin you ima police officer, out the blade down and let the bird go right now!
Imagine a business where people hand you money and you hand them back absolutely nothing, now that’s the REAL American dream!
In 1959, The United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran. Why? Because we wanted his oil. So we gave them a U.S Intaglio printing press, the only one to ever leave the country. 5 years ago, Ricky Tan bought the press off the black market and he started printing superbills and they printed and shipped 100 million dollars.
LAYHOMMAA GIRL!
Lee if you don’t want to shoot him then kung-fu his ass or something!
Lee, let me introduce you to Carter’s new theory of criminal investigation: follow the rich white man.
Lee: That’s Ricky Tan
Carter: That is just a midget in a bathrobe.
Lee: You’ll never understand me.
Carter: You’re right, cause I didn’t even understand what you said right there.
Let me tell you Carter’s rule of Criminal Investigation-follow the rich white man!
Let’s just say he tried to catch a cab!
Lionel Richie ain’t been Black since the Commodores man. What about Peaches & Herb? Gladys Night & the Pips? Ike & Tina? (The can still get back together again.
MAAAN, LIONEL RITCHIE AIN’T BEEN BLACK SINCE THE COMMADORS! WHY DON’T YOU GET SOME REAL BLACK PEOPLE IN HERE?
Man what’chu talkin’ bout blend in.. i’m two feet taller than everybody in here.
Man, I have seen ya’ll. When Godzilla be comin, ya’ll be trippen! Giyache!Giyache!
Man, whatchu doin? You don’t jump in front of a black man in a buffet line!
Man, whatchu’ doin’? You don’t step in front of a black man in a buffet line!
Man: Hello! Cheap Suits! Hello! Cheap Suits!
Carter: How cheap? Cheap as Hell!
My people did not slave 362 years so you could send us back to the cottonfields with 500 dollar chips!
Never touch a Chinese man’s CD player
now let me tell you sumtin about white people when a shootin starts they ain’t that cool they either runnin around hidin behind tables or screamin like AHHHHHHHHHHHh!!
-you sound like that all the time
now let me tell you something about black people when stuff goes down we keep our cool
-maybe but not like asians we never panic
yea right when godzilla comin yall be TRIPPIN! i seen the movies runnin around screamin everywhere GUYEKA GUYEKA!
Oh I know I don’t think I see what I see what I am thinking
oh i know i dont see what i think im seein what im thinkin…
OK im not gonna take it easy on you this time… im gonna pretend you are a man, a very beautiful man, with a perfect body, who i would like to take ot the movies sometime
OooO american did you bring american money?
San Juan I know San Wuan I fly there many time in my private plane you must know my good friend Pedro Marales Magonzalas Morata Moloso Mundusto’s?
Shoot his ass right now Lee!
That’s my CD! Don’t you ever touch a Chinese man’s CD!
We could have had somethin’ special together, but you is one crazy ass bitch!
Well I will BITCH-
SLAP you back to Africa!!
When’s the last time you had a date Lee? Huh? The year of the rat?
women love me, they think im cute like snoopy.
You are one crazy ass bitch!
you ask them to get down naked and sacrifice a small goat.
you ask them to get there samarai sword out and shave your butt
You just asked them to take out their samurai swords and shave your BUTT!!
You just jealouse Lee cause the girl chose me,cause im tall,dark,and hansome and you 3rd world ugly.Im not 3rd world ugly women like me they think im cute,like snoopy.Lee snoopy is 6 inches taller than you man
You just told everybody to take out their samurai swords and shave your butt!
Yous a black man wid a chinesem restaurant on crenshaw..
{from the bloopers:} Chris Tucker: DAMN! He ain’t gonna be in Rush Hour 3!
{from the bloopers:} Chris Tucker: We would LOVE to see that. Wouldn’t we love to see that, Jackie? 2: His name is LEE, Goddamnit!
{from the bloopers:} Jackie Chan {falls trying to do a stunt} Man: You okay, Jackie? Jackie: Jackie ALWAYS okay.
{In a karaoke bar, where a Chinese man is on the stage, singing a Michael Jackson song.} CARTER: What in the world is going up in here?? Am I the only one listening to this? Man’s destroyin a classic! Booooooooooooooooooooo. I can take no more of this.
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