Look, we’re the LAPD, the most hated cops in the world. They’re ashamed of us. My own mother tells everybody I’m a drug dealer.
#1 Oh, hell no! You didn’t just touch my god damn radio! #2 The Beach Boys are great American music. #1 The Beach Boys are going to get you a great ass whoopin’! Don’t you EVER touch a black man’s radio, boy! You can do that in China, but you can get your ass killed out here man.
#1 Say man, you all see a little Asian dude ’bout this height with a steering wheel on his arm? #2 Go screw yourself. #1 What did you say? #2 I said, go screw yourself. #1 You take your little sensitive ass up there and let me in! Get outta the way. Don’t make me get up out of this truck!
#1 You aint got no better food, like some chicken wings, some bbq ribs, some fries or something? #2 Chinese food, no soul food here!
(buzzer sounds) 1. Yo, check that. (door opens) 2.What’s happenin, Carter? Ooh! 3. Put the guns down, PUT THE GUNS DOWN! MC hammer there, put the goddamn guns down, now i got some questions and i’m gonna need some answers. 1. Put them down, put them down. 3. Where the girl? 1. What girl? 3. The little girl 1. what little girl? 3. The little chinese girl 1. I DON’T KNOW NUTTIN BOUT NO CHINESE GIRL! 3. I know you do! I’m gonna take all your asses in if i don’t get no answers. 1. Carter, put the gun down. 3. MAN, DON’T ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME, YOU DON’T KNOW ME! I see what goin on, here, you all tryin to play me like a fool, y’all think i’m a fool, Lee go outside quick, it’s gonna get a little dangerous in here. 4. I may have some ques- 3.Lee go out and back me up, hurry up!
(Outtakes) 50 million dollars? Who do you think you’re kidnapping, Kelsey Grammer?
(Outtakes) 50 million dollars? Who do you you’re kidnapping, Kelsey Grammer?
(yelling)Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
– Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. It seems as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to talk. I lets me see how full of shit they are. – What the hell did you just say?
1 – How you doin’? 2- For one? 1- no for two, Im here for a meeting with mister JunTao. 2- Oh, Im sorry I don’t know Mr. JunTao. 1- Look, you don’t understand, Im Mr. JunTao’s lawyer. Legal adviser. He done got into some shit again, and told me to come down here, and Im a very busy man, I ain’t got time to be comin down here this late but Im down here, my wife want me to come home, my baby done shittin all over the house he need diapers, would you please get Mr. JunTao?
1)Wassup my nigga
2) wassup
*sniffs*
1) is this weed?!
2) wha?
1)*makes smoking gesture*
1) You gotta prescription for this?
2) yeah
1)wheresat?
2) uh
1) wheresat?
2) uh
1) where?
2) uh
1) uhduhuduhduh…i outta take yo ass to jail you know that?
2) for what?
1)FOR WHAT?! LOOK AT THIS!!
2) man thats nothin but a cigarette
1) man this ciga-weed
2) well it looks like a cigarette
1) you betta have glaucoma
2) I do..
1- Damn, Chen! Some greasy shit! Ain’t you got any better food like some chicken wings, babyback ribs, some fries or something?
2- Chinese food, no soul food here!
1- I ain’t said nothing about no soul food I said do you have some better food. I can’t eat that greasy shit how am I gonna eat a big box of grease?
2- Dong chee li oh dun quai
1- Im chilly a what? Hey!
3- Come on!
2- Im no punk bitch!
1- Hey I ain’t no punk bitch neither!
2- I’M no punk bitch!
1- Im gonna go over there and knock your head off!
1. What are you doing? 2. I was just being polite 1. Next time be polite to my nuts
1. 10 people just jump outta the trunk, i started handlin them, slappin them, throwin them anywhere and these two stupid cops come outta nowhere and mess everythin up, I had to save they life and had to regroup, it might be in the paper, it ain’t in there so anyway, i save they life and started runnin around tryin to get the bomb… 2. I cannot believe you went without me. 1. Ok, everybody i’ll tell you the best part after work. 2. This is why noone wants to work with you, since you the only cop in the division without a partner! 1. Johnson, look, if you want to go on a date with me, you gonna have to wait on the list like everybody else. 2. Captain ordered me to go with you since you would need bomb squad backup but once again you screwed me and screwed yourself. 1. Look, it’s dangerous out there, it’s safer for you to be behind the desk. 2. We were supposed to be on the same team together. 1. Team? Johnson, this is the LAPD, we the most hated cops in the free world, my own mama ashamed of me, she tell everybody i’m a drug dealer, it ain’t no team, and second of all, i work alone, i don’t have no partner, i don’t need no partner, i ain’t never gonna have no partner, it a pit stop for me, baby, i’m on the verge of leavin y’all suckers behind. 2. You’re actually on the verge of becoming suspended, have a nice day. (pause) 1. Johnson… someone tell you i was being suspended? Quit playin, girl, i know you playin, someone tell you i was bein suspended?
1. Ah, hell no, you just did not touch my damn radio! 2. The Beach Boys are great American music! 1. The Beach Boys will give you a great ass whupping, don’t you ever touch a black man’s radio! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!
1. Captain, I know you read the paper but they lyin, you know I wouldn’t do nuttin like that, they overexagerate, you know how the paper is, they just want a story.
1. Carter! 2.(grabs cousin) where the girl? 3. What little girl! 2. You know what girl i’m talkin about! 3. Man, you better get your damn hands off my suit, yo mama bought me this suit for christmas, this is my favorite suit. 2. (whispers) I’ll see you thanksgiving, alright? Appreciate it. (to others) HEY, GET YO BIG HAPPY MEAL ASS OVER THERE, I’M STILL THE LAW AROUND HERE AND WHEN I COME BACK, YOU BETTER HAVE CLEANED THIS SHIT UP, AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
1. Carter! Stop! 2. Hey, man, what the hell you-(bridge caves in)1 and 2. AAAAHHHHHHH!(both hit ground and gunshots fired at car)2. Think i broke my shit! What that in your hand? 1. He dropped it. 2. Who was that you was chasin? 1. His name is Sang from Hong Kong, because of you, he got away. 2. Why didn’t you tell me about the bridge? 1. I did. 2. You did not! 1. I SAID STOP! 2. I don’t understand a word you sayin! 1. What? 2. You see what i sayin?
1. Carter, help! Do something! I can’t hold on anymore! 2. Hang on for about an hour, I’m gonna get the ambulance! 1. What are you doing? 2. Just hang on, I’ll be right back! 1. CARTER! 2. I was just playing!
1. Clive! Whassup man? 2. you’re late 1. I’m late? 2. yeah, you’re late. 1. You’re late man i’ve been waiting for an hour in the back of the diner for you man. 2. I was in the diner 2. You think i was gonna do this shit out front? 2. I WAS IN THE DINER, YOU WEREN’T IN THE DINER! 1. I said, the back of the d- you know what? I’m late, you late2. Don’t be late again 1. I ain’t gonna be late, wassat, a gun? Put that gun away, man, how many people you done killed this year? Come on, what you got? Oh, that’s beautiful, that’s nice, that’s tight, what is that? 2. That’s C4. 1. that’s C4? 2. Yeah, that’s C4. 1. Oh, shit! 2. whats the matter? 1. Nothin wrong, man, I’ve been lookin everywhere for this shit, where the hell you find some C4?2. It’s a hot ticket. 1. The Iraqis can’t even get this shit, man, you don’t know how happy you make me feel man, I’m gonna get you that money.
1. Damn, Chen, that’s some greasy shit! You got some better food like chicken wings? 2. Chinese food, no soul food here. 1. I wasn’t talkin about soul food, I’m talkin about better food, how you gonna sell a big box of grease? 2.(speaks Chinese) 1. I’m chilly-a-what? 2. I’m no punk bitch! 1. I ain’t no punk bitch neither! 2. I’m no punk bitch! 1. I’m gonna come and knock that hat off you, Chen!
1. Hey, Clive, how ya doin, man? 2. You got a lot of balls coming here! 1. I know you all alone, and I brought you a little toy to play with!(reveals detonator) 2. I don’t want that. 1. You don’t want this? 2. I don’t want that, I don’t even know what it is! 1. You never sold this to anybody or anything? 2. How could I if I don’t know what it is? I 1. You wanna hold it? 2. I don’t wanna hold it. 1. Just touch it. 2. I don’t want to touch it. 1. Why don’t you wanna touch it? 2. Because I don’t wanna touch it. 1. Because you’re scared of it? 2. You really think I’m stupid, do you? 1. Stupid enough to get busted! 2. You want me to get my prints on that so you can frame me. 1. You think I was gonna trick you again? And I don’t have to, you’re gonna do life after they find out you killed the little girl. 2. I don’t know anything about a little girl. 1. That’s not what I heard, that’s what I’m gonna tell everybody. 2. I don’t care what you heard, I don’t know anything about a little girl. 1. I got a big mouth, Clive. 2. I don’t know anything about that so you can kiss my fat ass! 1. Clive, it’d take me all day to kiss your fat ass.
1. Hey, Clive, how ya doin, man? 2. You got a lot of balls coming here! 1. I know you all alone, and I brought you a little toy to play with!(reveals detonator) 2. I don’t want that. 1. You don’t want this? 2. I don’t want that, I don’t even know what it is! 1. You never sold this to anybody or anything? 2. How could I if I don’t know what it is? I 1. You wanna hold it? 2. I don’t wanna hold it. 1. Just touch it. 2. I don’t want to touch it. 1. Why don’t you wanna touch it? 2. Because I don’t wanna touch it. 1. Because you’re scared of it? 2. You really think I’m stupid, do you? 1. Stupid enough to get busted! 2. You want me to get my prints on that so you can frame me. 1. You think I was gonna trick you again? And I don’t have to, you’re gonna do life after they find out you killed the little girl. 2. I don’t know anything about a little girl. 1. That’s not what I heard, that’s what I’m gonna tell everybody. 2. I don’t care what you heard, I don’t know anything about a little girl. 1. I got a biug mouth, Clive. 2. I don’t know anything about that so you can kiss my fat ass! 1. Clive, it’d take me all day to kiss your fat ass.
1. Hey, why didn’t you put one of your men on this top-priority case, and what the hell am I supposed to do, take him to the zoo? 2. I don’t give a damn, I just don’t want to see you or him until this thing is resolved.
1. I let people who like to talk, you seem as if you like to talk, it finds out easier who much full of shit they are. 2. What the hell you just say? (mimicking) I like people to talk- So I’m the one full of shit? 1. We BOTH full of shit. 2. YOU full of shit!
1. Now you speaking English, huh? 2. A little. 1. A little my ass, you lied to me. 2. I didn’t say I didn’t, you assume I didn’t. 1. Suppose I kick your little Bejjing ass right now, come on , I know you know that tricky shit!
1. Put your bag in the back. (Lee pauses) PUT YO’ BAG IN THE BACK! YOU PUT YOUR OWN SHIT IN THE BACK! I am not a skycap, I’m FBI, you understand?
1. step away from the car. 2. heyheyhey officers! What’s wrong, officers? There nuttin wrong, here, why you all messin with us for? 2. hey, take it easy, buddy you dont wanna do that. 3. Oh, yes i do! 2. Oh, no, officers, he just playin 3. No, I’m not 2. Yes, he is officer 3. I’m not playin! I’m gonna blow his head all over the friggin parking lot, asshole, get back in the car and buy some donuts. 2. Lemme just talk to him (punch) 1 and 4: Hey, don’t move! 2. Alright, he down,the guns down, now get back in the car and just leave. 1. We can’t do that, buddy, alright? (both get shot) 4: my hand! 2,. didn’t i tell you to get in the car? (gunshots echo and car gets flat tire. more gunshots hit car) 3. Man, stop it i got C4 in the trunk! (he deserts car and car blows up while 2 does a dance in the street. 2. clive, guess what, man? I forgot to tell you, i’m LAPD, you under arrest.
1. Stupid fool, get the hell outta my way! Man, are you crazy? Shoot! 2. You moron! 1. (parks car) Clive, whassup man! 3. You’re late! 1. I’m late? Man, I’ve been in the back of the diner for an hour, man! 3. I was in the diner! 1. You think I was gonna do this shit out front! I’m gonna get busted! 3. I WAS IN THE DINER! YOU WEREN’T IN THE DINER! 1. I said the back of the d- man, it don’t matter, i’m late, you late, it don’t matter!
1. That’s nice, that’s beautiful, that’s tight, what is that? 2. That’s C4! 1. That’s C4? Oh, shit! 2. What’s the matter? 1. Ain’t no problem, I’ve been looking everywhere for this shit! Where the hell you find some C4? The Iraqis can’t even get this shit, man!
1. Two officers were shot, one man lost a pinkie. 2. But didn’t nobody die? 2. You destroyed half a city block! 1. That block was already messed up!
1. What you did was dangerous and completely against policy and not only that, you did a good job.
1. What you got me eating? 2. Eel. 1. Is it good? 2. Very good. 1. What you eating? 2.(slurry accent) Camel’s hump. 1. What? 2. CAMEL’S HUMP! 1. Hmmm, kind of good, need a little hot sauce but kind of good!
1. Yeah, I’ve been looking for your little sweet and sour chicken ass, hey, where your boys at? You all alone! 2. (pointing) I’ll kill him. 1. Go ahead. 2. Yeah? 1. I don’t even like him, go ahead. 2. Put your gun down, fight like a man. 1. What you say? 2. Fight like a man! 1. Fight like a man? alright, I’m gonna kick your ass and then i’m gonna put your ass in jail, we drop our guns at the count of 3, 1, 2, 3. (gunshots) Wipe yourself off, man, you dead.
1. You see a little Asian dude about this height with a steering wheel on his arm? 2. Go screw yourself. 1. What you say? 2. I said go screw yourself. 1. You take you little sensitive ass in there and let me in, get outta the way! Don’t make me get out of this truck!
1. You’re right, that’s the same way I feel, Captain! 2. Once in a while, we need to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up. 1. You damn right, that’s the only way I work, Captain, so this means I ain’t gettin suspended? 1. Suspended, are you kiddin? 2. I don’t even know why I said that.
1.) Beach Boys! 2.) Man, never touch a black mans radio!
EXCUSE ME!! Excuse me! I’m detective Carter from the LAPD. We’ve just received a bombthreat on the building! Please evacuate the building without paniccing!!
[silence]
DIDN’T YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?? THERE’S A BOMB IN THE BUILDING!!
[screams]
a) I want 20 million in 50. b) 20 million in 50. a) 20 million in 20. b) 20 million in 20. a) And 10 million in 10. b) 10 million in 10. You want any fives with that?
All right, one other thing. What color panties you got on?
ARE YOU UNDERSTANDING THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUTTA MY MOUTH
Assume I kick your little Bejing ass right now!
Can you do that to the Beach Boys? Hell no!
carter you assignment is g14 classedfied. The councils best friend is coming here form hong kong. what about the littel girl forget that your asssiment is lee. he is a hog kong cop your job is to keep him out of are way what the hell am i suposed to do with him were do i take him i dont care just keep him out of our way. hey this is bull shit.
carter you assignment is g14 classedfied. The councils best friend is coming here form hong kong. what about the littel girl forget that your asssiment is lee. he is a hong kong cop your job is to keep him out of are way what the hell am i suposed to do with him were do i take him i dont care just keep him out of our way. hey this is bull shit.
Chinese food here no soul food
Chinese food, no soul food here
Chris Tucker: Get off me, man!! Jackie Chan: Sorry! I was just being polite! Chris: Next time be polite to my NUTS!!
Chris: This’s some greasy SHIT! How you gonna sell a box of grease??
Cigarette!? That’s CIGA-WEED!
Clyde, thank you man. I’m gonna come back next visit next time and bring your fat ass some cookies. Man, we appreciate this.
Damn chen, thats some greasy shit. aint u got some betta food, some chicken wings, baby back ribs, some fries er something. /chinese guy: no soul food, only chinese/ i didnt say nothin about no soul food. i said u got some betta food, i dont want no greasy shit, how u gon sell a big box of grease? oh chitty bou what?? /chinese guy: i aint no punk bitch/ i aint no punk bitch neither!
Damn Chin, that’s some greasy shit.
Damn….he aint gonna be on rush hour 3
Did Kojak have a partner?
DO U UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?
do you speka any english do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth i dont belive this shit first mister ricer rony comes in and he dont even speak any english come on man my ride is over here. put your bag in the back,put your bag in the back.nononononono you put your own shit in the back in not a sky cat in an fbi your understand me .you dont even know what sayen so mmumumumumu
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth!?
don’t u ever touch a black mans radio boy!
DON’T YOU EVER TOUCH A BLACK MAN’S RADIO
Everyone around here is so image-conscious and so afraid of their own damn shadow, it’s nice to met a detective who’s willing to lay it on the line.
Fifty million dollars?! Who you think you kidnap, Chelsea Clinton?
GET YOUR SENSITIVE ASS UP THERE AND OPEN THE GATE
hello benjamin
Hey, i was just gonna tell you that you was in a red zone, there’s cops all over this(grabs gun) hahahahahaha, you didn’t know i could do that, could you? PUT YOUR HANDS UP, PUT YOUR HANDS UP! I ain’t gonna kill you this time, I’m just gonna kick YOUR ASS!(kicks guy and hits him in head with gun)You tell your friends about me!
Hey, Lee, that ain’t far enough, man! I ain’t Kareem Abdul Jabbar, push it down some more!
How’s your camel’s hump?
I came down here to see JunTao. He told me to come down here, ’cause I’m his half brother from Bejing. We got the same mama, I’m Blackenese.
i get stuck with mr rice a roni
I got an idea I got an idea. Why don’t y’all take that badge and shove it up your ass! All up in your ass! I’m LAPD
I no punk bitch!
I will take you to my crib, I will show you my hood.
I’ll be fussing and a-fronting!
I’m going to blow his head all over the parking lot asshole! Get back in the car and go buy some donuts
I’m hi half brotha, can’t you tell I’m Blackanese?!
I’m sorry about all those rumors I spread around Christmas about us sleeping together!
I’m still the law around here! Next time I come in here, you better clean this shit up…and brush your teeth!
It aint my job to be jumpin’ on buses, I don’t do that shit I am not Carl Lewis!
It is not my job to be jumpin on and off of buses, I do not do that, I am not Carl Lewis!
Just a sweet, sweet fantasy baby!
Man, all these people trippin cause one little pinky finger got blowed off.
Man: No soul food here! Chris: I didn’t ask for SOUL food, I asked for some BETTER food!!
May I have your attention please! I am with the LAPD. We have just recieved a threat on the bulding. I want you to vacatethe bulding in an orderly fashion. (silence) DIDN’T Y’ALL HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?!?! THERE’S A BOMB IN HERE GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
Me no Chinese me Blackanese
Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You seem as if you like to talk, I like to let people talk who like to talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of shit they are.
OOOOOOHHHH! You know he dead!
Put the gun down. Fight like a man.
Sir maybe it’s time to tell the counsel the details of my assignment. Sir? Oh, I see this must me G14 Classifi! FBI type stuff.
Sir, if you were asking for 50 million dollars, would you be in a place like that?
Sir, if you were asking for fifty million dollars, would you be in a place like that?
STAR MAPS! STAR MAPS! Find em and stalk em find em and stalk em STAR MAPS!
Stupid fool, get the hell outta my way!
thank you, god
The only reason I ain’t busted you yet is you my cousin…and it’d kill Aunt Bootsie.
this is the united states of james carter now, i am the president, i am the emperor, i am the king, im Michael Jackson, you Tido
This is the United States of James Carter now, I’m the president, I’m the emperor, I’m the king, I’m Michael Jackson and you Tito!
We kicked y’all ass, ALL Y’ALL! You all got your ass kicked!
What the HELL did you just say?
What the hell is this? You trying to give me a bucket of grease?
What’s up my nigga?
Whats up,my nigger?
Why don’t you takt that badge and shove it up your ass? All up your ass? I’m LAPD.
Why you gotta drop the goshdamned badge? And then you threw the gun OUT the window!
Wipe yourself off son, You dead
Wkat’s up negro?
WOOOOOOOOO! You know he dead
Yeah… I’ve been lookin’ for yo’ sweet n’ sour chickenass!
You ain’t the only one with fast hands. Wahhh!
You destroyed a whole block ,That block was already messed up
You might see one of your cousins walking around here.
You sound like a karate movie.
You’re asking for me to kick your little Beijing ass, aren’t you?
{Money falls from ceiling} Chris Tucker: Thank you God!
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