I wasn’t sleeping, chief. It’s just that I haven’t been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.
Wow-wee-wow! I’d hate to meet a creature like that on a dark night.
1) Chochem is over eight hundred years old, no one can argue with the wisdom of the ages.
2) I can.
1) How are you feeling today? Tired?
2) Oh, no, I’m not tired. But my finger is.
1) What are those funny things sticking out of your head?
2) Those are our antennae.
1) Are you a television set?
1) What is this strange looking creature over here?
2) Oh, Winky made that. That’s his idea of a Martian.
All this trouble over a fat little man in a red suit!
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa humbug baby..i got presents for all you mutherfuckers….mwaahahahahahahaha
He’s fat and round, but jumpin’ jimminy, he can climb down any chimney!
No siree! We’re going out the good ol’ fashioned way.
stephen is a tree fugger
this movie sucks ass
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