It’s a perfect example of life imitating art imitating life.
(1) So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit here and wait to see who drops next?
(2) I don’t know. [ phone rings ] Phonehead!
Stupid people go back! Smart people run! We’re smart people, so we should just get the fuck outta here!
#1 It’s deputy Dewey, Woodbury’s finest! what’s he doign here? #2 nothign liek a funeral to bring back the family #1 i’m gonna go say hi!
((Maureen)): Give me some money, I need to get popcorn.
((Phil)): You got money
((Maureen)): I got my money, I asked for your money
((Phil)): When’d you get your Ph.D. in black cinema, sista souljah?
((Maureen)): Listen, I read my Entertainment Weekly, okay? I know my shit.
((Phil)): Yeah, Maureen, I read my Black Beat too, homie. Tonight we’re going to have an all-black movie, all black cast, all black wardrobe, black eyes, black everything. Black-eyed peas!
(1)
You’re a psychotic!
(2)
Yeah, well, shhhhhh!! That’ll be our little secret.
(1)Hey babe, wanna dance?
(2)
Yeah, with that tall, broad shoulder one over there.
1) There has been many sequels that have surpassed their originals! 2) Ya, Name one! 1) Terminator 2! Person 3) Oh come on the first Terminator’s a classic! Person 4) Sarah Connor? Yes? PPPKKKOOOOFFFF!!
1) What’s your favourite scary movie? 2) Showgirls, absolutely frightening!
1)ITS HAPPENING AGAIN ISNT IT 2)YOUD LOVE THAT WOULDNT YOU 1)HURRY GALE YOU MIGHT GET SCOOPED
1.Micky- the freaky Tarentino film student! But if he’s a suspect so am I so moving on.
2.Maybe you are a suspect. 1.Well if I’m a suspect you’re a suspect.
2.OK.Good point. Let’s move on.
555-0176.
(1)How do you know my dim-witted inexperience isn’t merely a subtle form of manipulation used to
lower people’s expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively maneuver within any
given situation?
(2)I’m sorry. I don’t know what else to say except I’m sorry.
(1)No, I’m the one who’s sorry. I misjudged you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some oozing to do.
A lot happens in movie theaters these days. People get mamed,
murdered, robbed, shot. Multiplexs are a very dangerous place to be
these days.
Bitch, hang up the phone and *69 his ass!
Cici: why do you always answer a question with a question?
Dewey: When did she start smoking?
Randy: Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale: It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston’s body!
don’t forget to set the alarm
Don’t you know history repeats itself?
Get away from her, you bitch!
I believe the line is ‘Stay away from her, you bitch!’
GIRL #l
I got so scared my bladder rolled.
GIRL #2
You chicken shit. It’s just a movie.
GIRL # l
No, it really happened. It’s a true story.
Gutted or sliced, the guy ain’t in the union no mo’.
Hallie: Did you get that on film?
Joel:(imitating her) Yes, I got that on film!
He needs to realize that the 90’s are no time to play
hero.
Hello Sidney.
Hey, you’d better check your conscience at the door sweetie, we’re not here to be loved! -Gale Weathers
Hi! No, I really mean that, HI!
how do u know that my dimwitted inexperience isnt merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation
How do you know that my dim witted inexperience isn’t merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people’s expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouvre within any given situation!
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn’t merely a subtle form of manipulation used to lower people’s expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectivly maneuaver within any given situation?
I cannot believe it, they get Tori Spelling to play Syd, and they cast Joe Blow nobody to play me. At least you get David Schwimmer. I get the guy who drove the stagecoach for one episode of Dr. Quinn!
I don’t know about homicide, but you’ve sure got me for raising my voice in a public library.
I got my money, I asked for your money.
i know my shit
I want to report the news, I don’t want to be the news.
i’d let the geek get the girl
I’ll get Dershowitz or Cochran to represent me.
I’m a verb away from vacating these premises. Now I’m gonna go get some coffee, donuts, see if I can find some crack- special K, X – not malcom – and I’ll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bell-ish. All right?
I’m seeing someone. He’s a nice guy, no apparent
psychotic tendencies.
It’s a dumb ass white movie about some dumb
ass white girls getting their white asses cut the fuck up.
KILLER: What’s YOUR favorite scary movie?!
RANDY: ‘Showgirls’.
Look, grant it I should’ve read your book before I took this job, but
I’m reading it now, and wooooo!!! I read what happened to your last
cameraman, the guy got gutted. Now, if I would do what any other
rational human would do, which is, get the fuck out of here!
Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.
Lovable and fucked up Sidney Prescott. Everybody’s favorite little victim!!
Maureen: Sandra Bullock is playing right down the street
Phil: Nobody wants to pay $7.50 for some Sandra Bullock shit. Unless she naked
Maureen: Oh, but you will sit through a movie called Stab?
Mickey: I’ll get Dershowitz or Cochrane to defend me. Bob Dole on the witness stand in my defense. Hell, the Christian Coalition will pay my legal fees, it’s all air-tight Sid.
Mickey: The delta lamda’s are the biggest buncha fuckin…
Mrs. Voorhies was a terrific serial killer, and there’s always room for
Candyman’s daughter. She’s sweet, she’s deadly, she’s bad for your teeth.
Nohting like a funeral to bring that family back together.
Now why does she have to be naked? How does that serve the plot?
randy was trashing my billy and so i got a little knife happy!!
Sarah Connor?
Yes…?
*bang*
sid – just in case
Sidney: You’re a sick fuck, just like Billy was.
Mickey: No, Billy was a sick fuck who tried to get away with it. Mickey is a sick fuck who wants to get caught.
Stop treating me like glass Dewey, I’m not gonna break.
Syd: Hey, I’m fine. Halley: Yeah Fucked-up, Insecure, Nerotic and EMOTIONAL.
then stu and billy…stu well he was more of the follower type and billy lumus..what the fuck? what a freaking mama’s boy!! UGH!!!* gets killed
was that a negative coment about my billy
Well if she’s not a suspect, she’s a target.
What I think is that your money hungry and fame seeking and forgive
me for saying, mediocre writing, has a cold storage where a heart
should be. No offense intended.
Where did you get your degree in black cinema, sister soldier?
Why does she have to naked? How does that serve the plot? I don’t care. I’m getting a stiffy.
Why doesn’t she just hang up and call the police? Stupid..
You forgot one thing about Billy Lumus… I fucking killed him!
You wish it were Ted!
You’ve got a Linda Hamilton thing going on there.
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