(Taxi driver):I am not a bloody psychic!
1 how do i look
2 like a jackass
1) You are the shit. 2) That’s me…the shit.
1)Favorite sexual position? 2)(falls on ice) 1)Really? That’s mine too.
1- I hope you enjoy the gloves you bought yourself.
2- Oh, I will, I usually enjoy my own thoughtfulness.
1.) Maybe the lack of signs is a sign. 2. THAT’S LUCID!!!!!!
1.British women do not age well. One day she could look like Baby Spice, the next day…
2…Old Spice
British Women don’t age well, 10 years ago she may have looked like baby spice but now she could look like old spice.
Chase me!
Dean: Contrary to popular New York myth the Times is not omniscient.
destiny
Destiny with a sense of humor.
diet coke
Eve: Thats what happens when people get involved with all that New Age crap… they spend the rest of their lives sitting at home burning candles for Mr.Right, when Mr. Good-Enough-For-Right-Now is sitting at the local bar.
Fate is behind everything.
How can something not happening–be a sign?!?
How does Bora Bora sound? Sexy Sexy
How does Bora Bora soung? Sexy Sexy
I am not a bloody psychic!
I think we make our own decisions, i just think that fate sends us little signs, and it’s how we read the signs that determines whether we’re happy or not.
I’m the man Eve. Staring into the sky, thinking. Not about my fiancee, but about some mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago. It was only a moment, a fragment really. But it was like, in that moment, we were supposed to be together. That’s why I’m here Eve, that’s why I’m going to let destiny take me where it wants to. Because when all of this is over, at least I’ll never have to think about him again. Let’s just hope he’s some bald fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat.
If we are to live life in harmony with the universe – we all must possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call fatem, what we currently refer to as destiny.
If we are to live life in harmony with the universe we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call fatum, what we currently fefer to as destiny.
If we are to live life in harmony with the universe- we must possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call fatem… what we currently refer to as destiny.
If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid.
In case of life.
Johnathan: My name is Johnathan, dosen’t that make you want to tell me something?
Sarah: Yes, It does. Merry Christmas Johnathan.
Jonathan: I look like a magician.
Jonathan: If fate didn’t want us to be together, then why did we meet tonight? Got you!Sara: I don’t know, it’s not an exact science. It’s a feeling.Jonathan: What if you’re wrong? Huh? What if it’s all in our hands and you just walk away? No names, no phone numbers, what do you think’s gonna happen? Do you think good ol’ fate is gonna deliver my information to your doorstep?Sara: You know, that’s the best idea you’ve had all night.
Jonathan: If you don’t stop saying that I will cut you!
Life is chaos personified.
Life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences, but rather, it’s a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite sublime plan.
Life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences, uh uh, but rather it is a tapestry of acts that culminate in an exquisIte, sublime plan.
life’s a mess
Live your life to the fullest
Maybe the absence of a sign is a sign
Maybe we’re lying here because we’re not supposed to be standing somewhere else.
Northern Sky.
Not enough of this! This! This! It died!
Salesman): Oh, I don’t think so, no beverages on the premises, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave. Jonathan): Hey, how are you doing? Don’t you remember me? Salesman): Yes I do. Jonathan): This is her, This is the girl! Salesman): Ms. Carbon-copy? Jonathan): Yes!
Sara): OK, favorite movie? Jonathan): The correct answer is…Cool Hand Luke. Sara): I’ve never seen it! Jonathan): Oh, come on! You’ve never seen Cool Hand Luke? Paul Newman? Oh my god! Come on! Failure to communicate..sadistic copper…sunglasses…man with no name… reminds me of you in that way.
Sara: Favorite New York moment?Jonathan: This one’s climbing the charts.
Sara: Here you go. Write your name and number down.Jonathan: On this $5 bill?Sara: Yeah, just do it.Jonathan: You are a strange and interesting woman.
Sarah: Just have faith
Johnathon: Faith In What?
Sarah: Destiny
Serendipity
that’s a lot of tubas.
THAT’S LUCID!!
Thats what happens when people get involved with all that New Age crap… they spend the rest of their lives sitting at home burning candles for Mr.Right, when Mr. Good-Enough-For-Right-Now is sitting at the local bar.
The greeks didn’t write obituaries. When a man died, they asked only one question: did he have passion.
The romans didn’t have obituaries, they simply asked did he have passion
They say that once in your lifetime someone comes along whom you’re absolutely meant to be with.
When love feels like magic, it’s called Destiny. When destiny has a sense of humor, It’s called Serendipity
Who are you really, and what were you before, and what did you think, and what did you do?
With all do respect sir they’ll all be dead tomorrow!!
With all due respect sir they’ll still be dead tomorrow.
You write for the Obituaries… hmmm
Absolutely.
You must be very proud.
I’m the one with the last word.
Not tonite.
Yes I am.
Don’t think so.
Absolutely.
Fat Chance.
Still talking.
Last line.
You don’t just have the most incredible night of your life with a perfect stranger and leave it up to chance, do you??
you realize that with the time delay if our return flight takes off ten minutes late that I miss my own wedding.
you are a jackass.
well.. thank you
you are!
you… you’re my hero. you know? you’re like my oracle.. and shit, you know? you’re out there man and you’re making it happen. -Courtney moved out.
what?
yeah. it just.. look man. we’ve been fighting for a really long time.
why didn’t you tell me?
we didn’t want to ruin your wedding man -it’s just didn’t want to rat on your parade man
what the hell happened?
we just let it slip away. you know? that’s the point. it… you know it died. we died!
what was the cause of death?
not enough, of all of this (holding in the time of cholera), -of this! of this (heart)! and not enough… you know? do you remember the philosopher pinititus? do you remember what he said?
(no idea)
he said if you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish, and stupid. -that’s what you’ve done!
I work hard at it.
-now I want to be a jackass! you know? you’re the sh-t!
that would be me. the sh-t.
yeah he’s the sh-t.
okay.
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