#1: I thought you were going to clean up #2 I did but i had a few beers afterwards.
1)How Are you? 2)Surviving.
(On the phone)
Barbera: Some men tried to get into the house.
Shaun: Are they still out there?
Barbera: I’m not sure, we’ve shut the curtains.
Shaun: Well, are you all right?
Barbera: Oh, I’m fine. I’m fine!
Shaun: Mum…
Barbera: Well… They were a bit bitey.
Shaun: (worried) Mum, have you been biten?
Barbera: No, no. But Phillip has.
Shaun: Oh, okay.
Ed: (worried) Has she been biten?
Shaun: No, but Phillip has.
Ed: Oh, okay.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there’s an I in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don’t know what he was talking about.
As Mr. Sloan always says, there is no I in team, but there is an I in pie. And there’s an i in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team… I don’t know what he’s talking about.
Can I get… any of you cunts… a drink?
Diane: You promised you’d get us free cable!
Shaun: I’m working on that!
Don’t point that gun at my mum!
Don’t you get along with your mum, Shaun?
Ed and Shaun: I get higher baby! I get higher baby! I get higher baby!
Zombie: uhhhhhh
Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh
Zombie: uhhhhhhh
Ed and Shaun: duba duba duba duh
Ed!
Ed: Its electro, Prick!
Ed: What’s up NIGGAS!?
I DID NOT CALL DIANE A FAILED ACTRESS!
Mum, a few times growing up, Philp touched me. ::pause:: That was a lie, it never happened, I shouldnt’ve said it.
No woman in the history of all time is experiencing the pleasure you’re having with Ian…In my head!
Now How’s That For A Slice Of Fried Gold.
Oh look, she likes you – she wants to cuddle!
Oh my gosh, she is *so* drunk!
oh, he’s alright…
Would any of you cunts like a drink?
Oh, nope, there they are
Oi! Prick!
Pete: It’s four in the fucking morning!
Shaun: It’s Saturday!
Pete: No, it’s not. It’s fucking Sunday, and I’ve got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours, cause every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I’m so fucking angry?!
Ed: Fuck yeah.
Shaun: He chased me around the garden with a bit of wood!!!!! Mum: well you did call him a you know what. Shaun: What did he tell you that?!? Mum: Yes he did!!! Shaun: motherfucker… Mum: Shaun!!!!!!!
Shaun: Kill the Queen!
David: What?
Shaun: The music!
Shaun:Take car. Go to mum’s. Kill Phil. Grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How’s that for a slice of fried gold?
Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!
she’s a cockisidal maniac that one.
She’s like but’tah
Sup Niggas?
There is no I in Team, but there is an I in pie…
There’s a girl in the garden.
Two Seconds
We’re coming to get you, Barbara.
what about her then…..cockocidal maniac
Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?
Who died and making you fucking King of the Zombies?
Would anyone care for a peanut?
You got red on you.
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