(Said by Donkey, about Puss) Let’s neuter him, Bob Barker style.
1) Catnip!
2) Oh…thas not mine!
1) I have misjudged you 2) Join the club. We’ve got jackets
1) Is that glitter on your lips? 2)Cherry flavored; want a taste?
1) Shrek?
2) For you, baby, I could be!
1)I’ll be your true love 2) No I’ll be your true love 3) I’ll be true…enough
Fairy Godmother: Harold, you’ve caused me to do something that I don’t want to do! King Harold: What?! What are you doing?! Where are we?! Drive-thru cashier: Well howdy, welcome to Friar Fat Boy’s, can I take your order? Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined!
Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?! Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry-flavored. Wanna taste?
King Harold: So, should I assume that all of our grandchildren will be… Shrek: (crossly) Ogres. Yes. Queen Lillian: Which is perfectly alright! Isn’t that right, Harold? King Harold: No no, it’s quite alright, assuming that you don’t eat your own young! Shrek: Oh, no. We usually prefer the ones locked away in a tower! King Harold: I only did that because I love her! Shrek: (sarcastically) Oh hmm, child day care or dragon guarded castle? King Harold: You don’t understand, you’re not her father! Queen Lillian: (sadly) Oh, it’s so nice to have a family together for dinner…
Shrek: Thank you gentlemen! Someday I will repay you. Unless, of course, I can’t find you or if I forget.
Shrek: (pretending to be a drone) TGIF, eh guys?… Hey, workin’ hard or hardly workin’, am I right?
(Discussing Puss ‘n Boots)Shrek: Aw, c’mon. Look at him and his lil’ boots!
(Donkey just drank the Hapily Ever After Potion) Donkey: Did anything happen? I don’t feel any different. Puss: Yeah, you still look like an ass to me.
(Downing a shot glass full of milk) Puss: Ugh. I hate Mondays…
arent we supposed to be having a FIESTA?
Beeee Gooooooooood.
BOOBIE BOOBIE BOOB BOOBS PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY if u could fuck one cartoon who would it b
Charming? 2. aren’t I dad?! 3. well yes
Do you still know the muffin man?
Don’t feel bad Nearly everybody you meet wants to kill you.
Donkey!
Donkey, you have the right to remain silent. What you lack, is the capacity.
Donkey:Yo Shrek watch out, I think he got a piece!!!
Ever fallen in love.
Fiona!
Fire up the oven, muffin man, we’ve got a BIG order to fill
fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
Gingerbread Man: We’re up chocolate river without a popsicle stick.
he croaked!
Hes wearing a thong
hey all u hunks and studs out there im a guy and im lookin for a good time wink wink this is a dating web site right?
Hey boss…Lets shave him
i hate mondays…
I think you most certainly am are
I this you most certainly am are
i want to fuck all of the girls that are reading this. they are so sexy! come and lick my balls while i suck on ur tits!
I’m a real boy!
I’m on my way.
I’m sorry the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken
I’m sorry, the position of annoying talking talking animals has all ready been tacken
If we need an expert on lickin’ ourselves we’ll give you a call
Im a stallion Baby!
isnt shrek soooooo cute i wanta kiss him soooo badly and i wanta caress the lil creatures and do the donkey
iT’S A THONG!
IT’S A THONG!!
It’s so nice to have a family together for dinner.
Livin’ la vida loca.
Look at him in his wee little boots. How many cats wear boots, honestly?
No one said I have the right to remain silent!
No,no,no! You great, stupid pastry!
noo, you big stupid pastry!
Now, ye ogre! Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots
Oh stop being such a drama king
People ain’t no good.
Policeman: Look what we’ve got here.Catnip. *holding up a bag of catnip*
Puss: I swear, it’s not mine.
Pray for mercy from Puss…in boots
Quick tell a lie!
What kind of a lie?
I don’t know… say you’re wearing woman’s underwear.
Ok.. I’m wearing women’s underwear….
*Awkward pause, nothing happens.*
He’s wearing a red thong!
No I’m not!
*His nose starts to grow*
quick! tell a lie so your nose grows!
what kind of lie?
I dont know! say your wearing womens underwear!
Ok.. i’m wearing womens underwear
Yo.. your nose didnt grow!
SHREK 2
Scene: Jail tower
Donkey: Let me go what about Miranda rights you supposed to say I have the right to remain silent nobody said I had the right to remain silent
Shrek: Donkey you have the right to remain silent what you lack is the capacity
Puss: I must hold on before I too go totally mad
Pinocchio: Sherek, Donkey
Puss: Too late
Shrek: Ging, Pinocchio get us out of here
Pig: Fire in the hole
Gingerbread man: Look out below
Shrek: Quick tell a lie
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Gingerbread man: Anything but quick
Donkey: Say something crazy like your wearing lady’s underwear
Pinocchio: I’m I’m wearing lady’s underwear
Shrek: Are you
Pinocchio: I’m certainly am not
Donkey: You look like you are most certainly am are
Pinocchio: Am not
Puss: What kind
Gingerbread man: It’s a thong
Pinocchio: It reeks
Gingerbread Man: Are not
Pinocchio: Am to
Gingerbread man: Are not
Pinocchio: Am to
Gingerbread man: Here we go hang tight
Shrek: Uh
Donkey Wait wait wait owe owe hey hey owe
Shrek: What puss
Puss: Sorry boss
Shrek: Quick stop messing around we have to stop that kiss
Donkey: I thought you were gonna let her go
Shrek: I was but I can’t let them do this to Fiona
Donkey: Boom that what I like to hear
Puss: That’s in possible well never get in the castle it’s guarded with a moat and everything
Gingerbread man: Well folk’s looks like were up with a chocolate cream with out a Popsicle stick what
Shrek: Do you still know the muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: Well sure he’s down on drury lane why
Shrek: Because were gonna need flower lots and lots of flower
SHREK 2
Scene: Jail tower
Donkey: Let me go what about Miranda rights you supposed to say I have the right to remain silent nobody said I had the right to remain silent
Shrek: Donkey you have the right to remain silent what you lack is the capacity
Puss: I must hold on before I too go totally mad
Pinocchio: Sherek, Donkey
Puss: Too late
Shrek: Gingy, Pinocchio get us out of here
Pig: Fire in the hole
Gingerbread man: Look out below
Shrek: Quick tell a lie
Pinocchio: What should I say?
Gingerbread man: Anything but quick
Donkey: Say something crazy like your wearing lady’s underwear
Pinocchio: I’m I’m wearing lady’s underwear
Shrek: Ha are you
Pinocchio: I’m certainly am not
Donkey: You look like you are most certainly am are
Pinocchio: Am not
Puss: What kind
Gingerbread man: It’s a thong
Pinocchio: It reeks
Gingerbread Man: Are not
Pinocchio: Am to
Gingerbread man: Are not
Pinocchio: Am to
Gingerbread man: Here we go hang tight
Shrek: Uh
Donkey: Wait wait wait owe owe hey hey owe
Shrek: What puss
Puss: Sorry boss
Shrek: Quick stop messing around we have to stop that kiss
Donkey: I thought you were gonna let her go
Shrek: I was but I can’t let them do this to Fiona
Donkey: Boom that what I like to hear look whose finally coming around
Puss: That’s in possible well never get in the castle it’s guarded with a moat and everything
Gingerbread man: Well folk’s looks like were up with a chocolate cream with out a Popsicle stick what
Shrek: Do you still know the muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: Well sure he’s down on Drury lane why
Shrek: Because were gonna need flour lots and lots of flour
shrek an donkey on another whirlwind adventure
Shrek(to donkey) Could you not be yourself for 5 minutes?!
Shrek: “Better out than in I always say”
Shrek: Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity!
Shrek: How about this? SHREK 2: DUDE, WHERE’S MY DONKEY? OH! THERE HE IS, CUT FROM THE MOVIE, ‘CAUSE HE TALKS TOO MUCH!
shrek: who says i want to be a part of this family?
Fiona: Uh you did when you married me?
Soldier: Cat nip…
Puss: That’s not mine!
Somebody get me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate
Why the long face?
You wanna dance, pretty boy?
You wannna get your rich, Corinthian leather boots outta my face!
youve made me do something i REALLY didnt want to have to do… break my diet!
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