All money’s dirty money.
Be good to her and she’ll be good to you.
Falling in love is like sticking yourself in the forehead with an ice pick, but we keep doing it.
Fuck you, I wanna play pool
You don’t play pool, you shoot pool.
I can’t stand the quiet!
Is there a difference between exploiting your body for profit or having someone else exploit it for you?
It’s a fucking tragedy is what it is Ned.
Jumpy women are great.
Kate: Other men have loved me, you know.
Bill: I figured as much.
Kate: And I’ve loved them too.
Bill: That’s only natural.
Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is?
Bill: Because they weren’t me.
Kate: And who are you?
Bill: I’m the man who’s going to make you happy.
Kate: That’s very romantic.
Bill: Be good to her and she’ll be good to you.
Kate: Are you sure you’re not just trying to seduce me?
Bill: It’s you who has seduced me.
Kate: We’ll see.
Ned: (Sees medallion) What is that thing?
Bill: That’s the Blessed Virgin, Ned.
Ned: She’s pretty, huh?
Bill: Not only is she pretty, but she’s got a nice personality. And she’s the mother of God.
Nothing like a machine to make a man insignificant.
omorrow. The first good-looking woman I see…I’m not gonna fall in love with her. That’ll show her! Yeah. The first good-looking…blonde woman I see. I’m gonna make her fall in love with me. I’ll do everything right. Be a a little aloof at first. Mysterious. Seem sort of…thoughtful and deep. But possibly a bit dangerous too. Flatter her in little ways. But be modest myself. They all fall for that shit. Make her fall hopelessly in love with me. Yup. Mysterious. Thoughtful. Deep but modest. And then I’m gonna fuck her. But I’m not gonna care about her. To me she’s gonna be another piece of ass. Somebody else’s little girl who I’m gonna treat like dirt and make her beg for it too. I’m just gonna use her up. Have my way with her. Like a little toy, a plaything. And when I’m done I’m just gonna throw her away.
The first good-looking blonde woman I see, I’m gonna make her fall in love with me … and then I’m gonna fuck her.
There is no such thing as adventure, there is no such thing as romance. There’s only trouble and desire. And the funny thing is when you desire something, you immediately get in trouble. When you’re in trouble, you don’t desire anything at all.
We hurl ourselves into the cauldron of passion, the bottomless pit of desire.
Why do women exist?
You can have sex with every woman from here to New York City and it’s not going to make you feel better about Vera.
You can have what you want or what you need, but you can’t have both.
You don’t need an ideology to knock over a liquor store.
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