Nobody’d ever believe that you’d be capable of doing what you’ve done.
–Well, it looks like we’re both going to have a lot of explaining to do.
–Just me.
(1)It’s the American Dream in a goddamn gym bag!
(2)You work for the American Dream. You don’t steal it.
(1)Then this is even better.
(1)What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?
(2)I’m gonna buy me a truck.
(1)No, fuck that. Get something classy — Trans-Am!
(2)Yeah, in my wildest fuckin’ dreams a Trans-Am!
Do you ever feel evil?
Everything goes to sleep.
He’s going to shoot all three of you as soon as he sees the plane.
I mean, hell, Hank, I’ve never even kissed a girl. You know, if me becoming rich is gonna change all that, you know I’m all for it.
I wish somebody else had found that money.
LOU: (Firing the shotgun over Hank’s head.) *That* was an insinuation!
We don’t have anything in common, me and him, except maybe our last name.
[Noticing the crows in the trees overhead]
Jacob Mitchell: Those things are always waiting for something to die so they can eat it. What a weird job.
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