Movie Quotes from Singles: Quotes from the movie Singles

#1 I think that you do have an act, and #2 I think not having an act is your act.

(singing on an answering machine) I’m walking down the avenue hoo-hoo-hoo/ And I’m looking at the garbage cans hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo/ I’m laughing at the people I see. . . Something like that, I mean, I’m just playing with the lyrics right now. Call me when you get in.

(singing on an answering machine) I’m walking down the avenue hoo-hoo-hoo/ And I’m looking at the garbage cans hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo/ I’m laughing at the people I see. . . Something like that, I mean, I’m just playing with the lyrics right now. Call me when you get in.

1) What took you so long? 2) I was stuck in traffic.

1st person: I just want to be logical about this. What, what is that look? 2nd person: Someone who loves you and must scare you to death. Forget logic…what’s in your heart?

Janet: I think you’re very. . . entertaining.
Cliff (stands): Janet, you rock my world.

Am I coming off too intense? Cause I can be intensely laid back

Being alone – there’s almost a certain dignity to it

Desperation….Its the world’s worst cologne

Have Fun. Stay Single

I broke up with someone recently. Jennifer, my last girlfriend. I did it in a crowded restaurant. She just stared at me with that look: How can you pass me up? I told her we weren’t right and all the stuff we both knew. Week later I realized I was wrong, tried to get back together with her; she won’t see me. Now she’s with Tony. Tony knows my friend Bailey who’s friends with the girl that Tony’s going out with on the side, Rita. Rita, who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. So, now, do I tell Jennifer that I know Tony is going out with Rita or do I tell Rita that I know about Tony and Jennifer? Tony, who will tell Jennifer that I was still going out with Rita when I was going out with her.

I don’t need to be your girlfriend. I just want to know you again.

I don’t need to be your girlfriend; I just want to know you again.

I live my life like a french movie, Steve.

If I had a personal conversation with God, I’d ask him to create this girl.

In an alternate universe, you and I would have made a scorching couple. In this one? Friends.

Janet: Hey….I’m tired of doing the right thing. I’m tired of waiting for you to call me. I’m lying on my bed…wearing something really outrageous…I’m not wearing any underwear. I need to be touched! I’m burning for you Cliff. Man: I think you have the wrong number lady, but I’ll be right over!

Just remember, guys—we are loved in Germany AND Belgium.

let’s not say goodbye, just see you around

My mind works in strange ways; whenever things are at their worst I wait for them to fall apart. I can’t figure out if I do it to myself or if life does it for me.

People need people Steve, it has nothing to do with sex, maybe 40%…no 60%…

People need people, Steve. It has nothing to do with sex. Maybe 40%…no 60%/…whatever…

That’s a nice hat you’re wearing. And I don’t mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way.

Twenty numbers…Tonite I’m gonna get twenty numbers.

what took you so long

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