Archer: What’s your name?
Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up.
Archer: What’s your name?
Alan: Alan. Now shut up!
Archer: Greetings, Alan now shut up.
Brick Bazooka do you think you could Protect Gweny Nitro for me yes sir
Chip Hazard: His battery is dead but his memory lives on
Commando Elite Leader- Are you scared? We’re all scared.
Everything else is just a toy.
Gwendy nitro temper tantum
Gwendy: All my makeup is cruelty free!
Gwendy: If you can’t accessorize, pulverize!
Gwendy: It’s the baton death march!
Gwndy nitro Flipps in the air and goes crazy
Hello, Mr. Chips.
Hi there Micheal Phalin my Names Gwendy Nito
I hate being a Gwendy nito commado barbi Doll
I want all the gorenites found in parker high school
It’s a small world, after all.
Just because you can’t see something doesn’t mean it’s not there.
Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.
Major Chip Hazard: It’s a small world after all.
Major Chip Hazard: We’re not toys, we’re action figures!
Pretty soon everything in the world is going to be owned by one giant corporation. Then it’s, ‘Goodbye, microbreweries.’
That’s Flachoo. He’s part of the Belch Brigade.
The real world sucks.
We are the Commando Elite. Everything else is just a toy!
Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our customs, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world.
You know what I’m sick of? I’m sick of commercials that show us 4X4 trucks popping up to the top of Mount Rushmore and parking on top of Abraham Lincoln’s head, OK? I’m sick of shampoo commercials that try to convince women that they can look like Claudia Schiffer after one cycle of rinse and repeat. What if these toys could actually talk? What if they could walk? What if they could actually kick butt? I’m talkin’ about toys that are so smart, when kids play with them, they play back. Toys, in short, gentlemen, that actually do what they do in the commercials.
You put munitions chips into toys?
You’ve got a lot of guts. Let’s see what they look like.
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