1: I ain’t NEVER leavin’ home, that’s a promise.
2: Don’t you ever, EVER threaten yo’ daddy like that again!
1: Why didn’t you have your gun loaded?
2: When I put bullets in it, it gets too heavy.
excuse me sir, your ass is on fire, bet you’ll be glad to get back to canada and stick it in the snow!
Hell Ladie, you don’t have to take a picture of me, I’ll come over and sit on your dresser.
id like to kick his ass just once
ooofa…i’ts the bandit…and he’s got my fish!
SHERIFF: As you can see bandit, I got my piece in my hand
BANDIT: You got your WHAT in your hand?
SHERIFF: Don’t get funny Bandit
We got county mounties and mountie mounties.
YOU SUMBITCH
You’re not getting away from me, Bandit. I’ll chase you in hot pursuit. To the ends of the earth, you son of a birth.
You’re not getting away from me, Bandit. I’ll chase you in hot pursuit. To the ends of the earth, you son of a bitch.
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