#1- Atlanta to Texarkana and back in twenty eight hours? That ain’t never been done before. #2- That’s cause WE ain’t never done it. #1- Suppose we don’t make it? #1- Hey, we ain’t never not made it before, have we?
#1- Fred and I got a question. #2- What do you a Fred wanna know? #1-Why are we doing this? #2- Why not? #1- Well they said it couldn’t be done. #2- Well that’s why, son.
#1- Sorry I don’t want to get married. #2- Terrific neither do I.
#1- Why do you want that beer so bad? #2- Because he’s thirsty dummy.
(1)License Plate? (2) Yessir Georgia Plates Ban One B-A-N-dash-O-N-E
(in raspy voice) I was born ready!
(KICK)!! Thats an attention getter…
(singing) Oh, the more wheels I got the better I like it. I’m the brother of a truck drivin’ mother. Boogity, boogity, boogity.
…gunna get some go-juice; put some groceries down my neck…
1) Besides I gotta go to Conya’s and pick a load of manure. 2) Oh, shitty job.
1) Do the letters F O mean anything to you???
1) Hey boy I’m lookin for Sheriff Branford. 2) I AM Sheriff Branford. 1)Oh you sounded talla on radio.
1) I understand. But the fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. 2) The goddamn Germans got nothin to do with it!
1) It aint never been done before hot shit. 2) Watch your mouth little lady.
1) Now driving to Texarcana and back, that is no problem. 2) It hasnt been done before hot shit. 1) Watch your mouth little lady.
1) You want something Junior. 2) Hush puppies daddy.
1)Frog. 2) Why Frog? 3)Because…you’re kind of cute like a frog, and you’re always jumping around, and I’d like to jump you.
1)Hey! You can’t drive a forklift! 2)I can drive any forkin thing around!
1)Is she wearing a … wedding dress? 2)Well…she was. 1) What’s she wearin’ now, come back? 2) (laughs) 1)You got peanut butter or somthin; in your ears, or are you gonna tell me what that woman’s got on?! … her mind?
1)Is she wearing a weddding dress? 2)She was!
1)What’s she wearing now, come back? Hey, you got peanut
butter or something in your ears? Tell me what that woman’s got on!
Her mind? Ha, Ha, Ha, 10-4
1)Its me there after,they dont even know Cletus Snow exists.2)Oh they dont!Well we just goin have to introduce em to the boy,move over good buddy cause the Snow Man is coming through!
1. Bandit look at me when I’m talking to you. 2. I find it hard to look at you with those things in your hair Waynette, it’s like your listening to a radio station in Savannah.
110!! ARE WE GOING 110???? YES WE ARE….
1: My hat blew off, daddy.
2: I hope your goddamn head was in it.
1: Son, you’re looking at a legend.
2: I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot a like, daddy.
1: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
2: The goddamn Germans got nothin’ to do with it!
And don’t go home, and don’t go to eat, and don’t play with yourself. It wouldn’t look nice on my highway.
Apprehend that horse-ass for wreckless driving!
Bandit, Me and My Son Are Here
Bandit: Why do you want all that beer so bad?
Little Enos: Because he’s thirsty, dummy!
bank robbery! Bank robbery is baby shit compared to what this dudes doin! nearly killed 20 law officer, going through peoples yards, knocking down mail boxes! he got a girl in a car, thats a manhunt, and i dont think he got her permission so that kidnapping, hows that for highjinx!!
Banzai!!!
because he’s thirsty….dummy
Beuford T Justice (Lights his cigarette)…Hold up on that car wash gentleman!
Beuford T Justice…..ask the waitress, Where’s the can, I gotta take a squirt. Thank you nice lady!!. Nice ASS.
Beuford T Justice…..Breaker..Breaker to the Bandit!! Can ya hear me boy?
beuford t.:you want somthin?
jr.: Hush puppies daddy!
beuford t.: we got no time for dat crap!
breaker breaker to the bandit! this is the bandit what can i do for you? you got trouble comin, real trouble, come on!! well whats handle and a whats your twenty? My handle is smokey bear and im tail-grabbin your ass!! whats a texas county mountie doin in arkansol, i dont know, i dont i dont know!! well lets see what he’s got under the hood? bye bye baby!!
Buford T. Justice: She insulted my town, she insulted my son, she insulted my authority… and that’s nothing but pure and simple, old fashioned communism!
Daddy, the top came off.
Did you see that sheriff he went right through i’ll road block. Sheriff Bufford said, You son-bitchs could close and umbrella
Do the letters F.O. mean anyting to you?
Do you heaar that? That there is mister evel keneivel.
Does this thing move??? Oh yeah…. (burnout)…..
dont go home dont go to eat and dont play with yourselves it wouldnt look nice on my highway. you can think about it but doont do it
Duck, or you’ll be talkin’ out your ass.
excuse me sir, your ass is on fire. wont you be glad to get back to canada and stick it in the snow?
fred i hope we aint let bandit talk us into something were gonna be sorry for cause hes bot as crazy as u are ugly
gee daddy he sure had alotta friends. if theyd cremated the som bitch id be kickin mister bandits ass around the moon by now!!!
Get away from that before you get a herpes on ya!
Get me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper and make it fast I’m in a goddamn hurry.
Gimme a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a god-damn hurry.
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a goddamn hurry.
Hell I’m still trying to get rid of that Texas County Mounty….whats he doing in Arkansa, come back.
Hey Bandit! Hey Bandit! Listen to this! (siren in background) That done be the Evil Knevil. He musta snuck up on my back door when I wasn’t lookin! You better get back here son, or we’re in a heap of trouble!
Hang on son, here comes the calvary (bugle sound)
Hey Boy, where’s sheriff Brandford??
Hey Sherriff! *FLIP*
hold on to your ass fred
Hold up that carwash gentlemen, c’mer son, (knees groin) you look tired boy rest yourself, you punks look tuckered out too! (kicks ass) now thats an attention getter! Lady in a wedding dress, yes sir, get into a car, yes sir, see who drivin, no sir, see license plate, yes sir, georgia plates bbban one, no you boys stay here and keep an eye on the car until one of my associates arrive, now dont go home, dont go to eat and dont play with yourself, wouldnt look very nice on my highway, ooh you can think about it but dont do it!
How would you like to be the man that handcuffs a ledgend!
I can’t lie to you Sheriff, you’re too good a man. Look over your left shoulder.
I don’t care if your name is Broderick Crawford. You can’t drive this piece of shit on my highway!
I find it hard to look at you with those things in your hair. Everytime I do, I think you’re listening to a radio station in savannah
I happen to have my young son in the car, and I don’t want to hear that kind of language. (Beuford T. Justice)
i remember when boobs used to be a couple a dumb guys
I saw dat. I SAW dat you sum bitch.
I saw that you sum-bitch!! you did that on purpose!! you’ll go away til youre grey…I got the evidence–put the evidence in the car (Junior) but daddy..PUT THE EVIDENCE IN THE CAR!!! I’m gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!!!
I think I just went ten-one-hundred!
I’d like to kick his ass just once!
I’d like to kick his ass just once.
I’m comin up on your backdoor son!
I’m going to go down to the local choke-n-puke and get Fred a cheeeseburger
if you’re going to hang out in joints like this, wear a badge on your didy.
JR:He sure had a lot of friends, daddy.
Sheriff Justice: They should have cremated the som-bitch!!
Junior…pick up the bumper…..put in the back seat
Do you know who i am son….my name is Sheriff..
Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to ’em.
My hat flew off,Daddy I hope yer God-damned head was in it
nice ass!
Nice matching suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 69 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.
NO HARD FEELINGS JUNIOR!
NOW I GOT THE SUM BITCH, AND I GOT HIM WITH HIS FLY OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh , I love your suits. It must be a bitch getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf.
Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio.
Remind me to slap yo mamma when we get home!
see that sherriff they went through a road block. you sumbitches couldnt close an umbrella
Sheriff Justis, I got a question for ya. Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
SHUT UP! ONE SHIT AT A TIME!
SHUT YOUR ASS
Silver tongued devil
Son! Hey son! You reckon you could let me off at the next exit? (truck horn blows)
Sorry I don’t want to get married. Terrific neither do I.
Speedy car. (pause)(counts money) Speedier than that.
That there be the evil knievel
That’s an attention-getter.
the damn germans got nothing to do with this
The fact that you are a sherriff is not jermain to this situation. The god damn Germans ai’nt got nothing to do with it.
The first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth.
There ain’t no way…no WAY…you could’a come from my loins. When we get home, the first thing I’m gonna do…is punch your Mama in the mouth!
There’s no way, no WAY that you came from my loins.
There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!
There’s no way, no way that you could’ve come from my loins. The first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch your mama in the mouth!
theres no way you can come from ma liones
This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin’ around with those show folk fags!
We we get home remind me to slap your momma in the mouth.
What the hell is the world comin to?
What we have here is a total lack of respect of the law.
When I get home I’m gonna pop your mamma in the mouth
When we get home remind me to slap your momma in the mouth.
You better duck or you will be talking out of your ass!
You better not come this way, bandit, there’s been a little fender bender here on 64
You can think about it, but don’t do it!
You know, you should give up smoking. It’s bad for your health.
you see when i get you back home im gonna find the talleset tree in the country and then im gonna hang you from it. ha ha sheriff im listening do the letters FO mean anything to you. smart alleck
You sumbitches’ couldn’t close an umbrella.
You want something Junior? Hush-puppies daddy. Ain’t got no time for that crap.
You want something? Slush puppy daddy. Aint got no time for that crap!!!
your the god damdest persie I ever peued
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