1.) Come to think of it, why should I give you a vitamin shot? I’m the one with the hangover. B-12, B-Complex, Crude Liver, and a generous jolt of adrenal cortex. Chased by a Bloody Mary. L’chaim! Now Lila, in order to inject this properly I have to expose my gluteus maximus.
2.) Want me to do it for ya?
1.) Are you perchance a nurse?
2.) No, but I used to be a junkie.
1.) Would it endanger your amateur standing if I asked you to use a sterilized needle?
2.) You’re the doctor.
1.) Oh, that’s the nicest thing anyone’s said to me all week.
1.) You stay in the car.
2.) Who stay in the car?
1.) Him. Stay in the car.
3.) I don’t wanna stay in the car.
1.) Look, we’ve got to be sly and stealthy, and you’re too pissed.
3.) Bullshit, I can be just as sty and slealthy as you can.
A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. I’m a quack!
I am going to show my boobies. Are you here to see my boobies?
I did do something, I shit my pants!!
I used to be a junkie!
If he starts to levitate, don’t panic. It’s just a side-effect.
Night Wind.
Sally Miles says shit!
Why should I get in the backseat?
Because you smell like a boiler room urinal and Felix is the only one who does’nt mind.
You look like an anemic turtle.
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