(1)I come from this musical family. My mother was a piano teacher and my father was a conductor. (2)Where did he conduct? (1)On the Baltimore & Ohio.
–Bienstock, I ought to fire you!
–Me? I’m the manager of the band, not the night watchman.
–I feel like everyone is staring at me.
–With those legs, are you kidding?
–I’m Osgood Fielding the Third.
–I’m Cinderella the Second.
–Look, if you boys want to pick up a little money tonight, at the University of Illinois they’re having, pardon the expression, a St. Valentine’s dance.
–We’ll take it!
–You got it. Six dollars a man. Be on the campus in Urbana at eight o’clock.
–Suppose Lake Michigan overflows.
–Well, don’t look now, but the whole town is underwater!
–Syncopators? Does that mean you play that fast music, jazz?
–Yeah, real hot.
–Oh, well, I guess some like it hot. But personally, I prefer classical music.
–We didn’t see anything!
–We didn’t hear anything either!
–We’re the new girls.
–Brand new.
–What a beautiful fish.
–I caught him off Cape Hatteras.
–What is it?
–It’s a member of the Herring family.
–A herring? Isn’t it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
–They shrink when they’re marinated.
1) I come from a musical family. My father was a famous conducter 2) Where did your father conduct? 1) On the Baltimore & Ohio
1) I’m gonna level with you. We can’t get married at all… I’m a man. 2) Well, nobody’s perfect.
1)Is he sick?! 2)No but he hasn’t been eatting to good. He’s got an empty stomach, and it’s gone to his head!
1)Keep telling yourself your a girl. 2)I’m a girl. I’m a girl!
1)You don’t understand, Osgood. I’m a man 2)Well, nobody’s perfect
1)You’re a guy. Why would a guy want to marry a guy? 2) Security.
1.) You’re NOT a girl! You’re a GUY! Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?
2.) Security!
1.I’m a man 2. Nobody’s perfect
1.I’m engaged 2.Oh? Who’s the lucky ? 1. I am.
1.If there’s anything I can do for you 2.Oh I can think of a hundred things…Thats one of them!!
1: How much do I owe the milk fund so far? 2: 850,000 dollars. 1: Let’s make it an even million. (kissing)
1: Water polo, isn’t that dangerous?
2: It sure is. I had two ponies drowned under me.
1: Which of these instruments do you play?
2: Bull Fiddle
1: Oh, fascinating! Do you use a bow or do you just pluck it?
2: Most of the time I like to slap it!
all the way to urbana for a one night stand?
And where did you get that phony accent? *imatating accent* nobody talks like that.
fasten your seatbelts it’s gonna be a bumpy night
Good night Sugar…
Oh, good night hunnie…
He does have a Bicycle!
Him: Look, miss, are you interested in knowing if I am married or not?
Her: No, I’m not interested at all.
Him: Well, I’m not.
Her: Oh! That’s very interesting!
I never did like the name Geraldine.
I Wanna Be Loved By You.
I’m Through With Love.
It’s the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Jerry: Now you’ve done it!
Joe: Done what?
Jerry: You tore off one of my chests!
Jerry: You don’t understand, Osgood! Aaah… I’m a man!
Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
Josephine): You’ve gotta keep telling yourself, you’re a boy. Daphne): I’m a boy? Josephine): You’re a boy. Daphne): I’m a boy. Josephine): That’s the boy. Daphne): Oh boy, am I a boy.
Josephine: You’ve gotta keep telling yourself: you’re a boy.
Daphne: I’m a boy?
Josephine: You’re a boy.
Daphne: I’m a boy.
Josephine: That’s the boy.
Daphne: Oh boy, am I a boy.
Look at that! Look how she moves! That’s just like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it’s a whole different sex!
Look how she moves. That’s just like Jell-O with springs.
Look how she moves… It’s like Jello on springs… Must have some sort of built-in motor
Men who were glasses are so much more gentle, sweet and helpless.
No one speaks like that.
nobodys perfect
Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
So you move onto the next guy, the next saxophone player, its the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright!
Sugar: It’s the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
Sugar: I could stop drinking if I want to only I dont want to
Sugar: What’s the surprise?
Daphne: Uh, unh. Not yet.
Sugar: When?
Daphne: Better have a drink first.
Sugar: That’ll put hair on your chest.
Daphne: No fair guessing.
Suppose you got hit by a truck. Suppose the stock market crashes.
The ship is in ship-shape shape.
They get those weak eyes from reading, you know, those long tiny little columns in ‘The Wall Street Journal.’
Wait for Sugar
Well, that’s all for tonight, folks. This is Sweet Sue reminding all you daddy-Os out there that every girl in my band is a virtuoso, and I intend to keep it that way.
With all the unrest in the world, I don’t think anybody should have a yacht that sleeps more than twelve.
Your a little bit of terrific..
Zowie!
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