Alright, Yoda, just hold on.
Burnt man walkin’.
Clown: How come God hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?!
CLown: You’re always bichin’ at me. Why didn’t you tell me about Simmons? Why didn’t you tell me it was gonna hurt? Am I gonna go to Hell? Oh, grow up ya syphilitic ballsack.
Daamn.
Dead. D-E-D. Dead.
Every time someone farts, a demon gets his wings.
How come god hogs up all the good followers and we get all the retards?
I hate clowns. I hate them all. Ronald, Bozo, Chuckles…with their stupid red noses and oversized shoes…I don’t mind being short, fat, and ugly – but the pay sucks.
I love the smell of burning asphalt in the morning.
I say destroy the cosmos. Ask questions later.
I’m gonna cut you in 50 pieces and mail one to each state.
Satanists….why do we always get the retards?
You don’t quit us, son. We are not the U.S. Postal Service.
You sent me to Hell. I’m here to return the favor.
You sent me to hell….I’m here to return the favor.
You’re dead. D-E-D. Dead.
You’ve just been violated, girly-man!
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