*What were you doing when the Japs attach Peral Harbor?
I WAS EATING DINNER!
*That’s right you were eating dinner, because they were eating dinner….in BERLIN! In Cleveland they were haven LUNCH!
–I don’t like you. I never did and i never will.
–A lot of people say that, and the first thing you know is they’re getting married.
-How do you expect to win the war with an army of clowns?
-We sort of hope you’d laugh yourself to death.
-What are you trying to do? Embalm us while we’re still alive?
-All the house gurantees is that you don’t go blind.
1.Are you questioning me? 2.Getting acquainted. I’d like to make one friend in this barracks. 1.Well, don’t bother, Sefton. I don’t like you, I never did, and I never will. 2.A lot of people say that, and the first thing you know it, they get married, and live happily ever after.
1.Hey Schultz, sprechen Sie Deutsches? 2.Ja? 1.Then droppen Sie dead!
1.Hey… do Grable. 2.Now see here, Scarlett… I’m crazy about you and always have been. I gave you kisses for breakfast, kisses for lunch, and kisses for supper… and now I find that you’re eating out. 1.Not Gable — GRABLE.
1.Hold it, Sefton. I said hold it. So we heard some shots. So who says they didn’t get away? 2.Anybody here want to double their bet?
All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I’ll have you all deloused for the holidays and I’ll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that.
Come on, Trader Horn, let’s hear it. What’d you give the krauts for that egg?
Give that man a cupie doll.
I’m tellin’ ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain’t kosher.
It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because, I’m telling you, the krauts wouldn’t plant two stoolies in one barracks. And whatever you do to me, you’re gonna have to do all over again when you find the right guy.
It’s no use, Schulz, you might as well come clean. Why don’t you just tell them it’s me, because I’m really the illegitimate son of Hitler, and after the Germans win the war, you’re going to make me the Gauleiter of Zinzinnati!
There are two people in this barracks who know I didn’t do it. Me and the guy that did do it.
What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don’t you get a rope and do it right?
What’s the matter with you, Security? You were always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there.
You’re all wire-happy, boys. You’ve been in this camp too long. You put two and two together and it comes out four — only it ain’t four.
Aach! One Fuhrer is enough.
AK sooooo……AK sooooo
ALRIGHT, AT EASE!…at easeee…at easeee
Come on Animal, what d’ya say we trip the light fantastic?
Dis place could use some curtens. You vill not get curtens!
Get the antenna, get the antenna!
I got the antenna, I got the antenna!
Good morning Animal! What would you like for breakfast, Ham and eggs with little sausages? Bacon and eggs, sunny side up?
He’s a Nazi, Price is.
Hey Animal, Betty Grable is on the phone.
I believe it, I believe it!
I like it here–eh.
I’m tellin’ ya, Animal, these Nazis just ain’t kosher.
If I ever run into any of you bums on a street corner, just pretend we never met before.
If I ever run into any of you bums on the street corner, just pretend we never met before.
It always makes me sore when I see those war pictures, all about flying leathernecks and submarine patrols and frogmen and guerrillas in the Philippines. What gets to me is that there was nevera movie about POWs, about prisoners of war.
Maybe he just wanted to steal our wire cutters. Did you ever think of that?
Monday afternoon, a sailboat race will be held at the cesspool.
Nasty weather we’re having, eh? And I so much hoped we could give you a white Christmas – just like the ones you used to know.
NNNEXT!!!
Message from the Commandant: Any prisoners found throwing rocks at low-flying aircraft will be thrown in the boo…
No butts.
Not Gable – GRABLE!
Remember, just because the crowds are dumb doesn’t mean that they’re
stupid.
Septon – So you said you were going to slit the throat of the stoolie, well here’s the knife to do it with. (sticks knife in table) Only make sure you’ve got the right throat.
Duke – We’re looking at it.
She’s built like a brick Kremlin.
Sooo, we have a funny man.
Sugarlips Shapiro…ah, amazing!
That is alright, I do not like boots.
The Commandant wants the barracks spic and also span.
We have security on the job. Security is checking everyone….But…who is checking security???
We’re gonna plant them Animal. We’re gonna grow us a chicken for Christmas!
What are you serving today? Nitric Acid?!!!
What do you mean, the Krouts already know!
*You just told them!
What’s the matter Security? You’re always so calm. Especially when you let Manfredi and Johnson go out there. Col. Hogan would never let that happen. Now they’ll tell Col. Klink!
When Johnney comes marching home again, HaRaw, HaRaw!
When Johnney comes marching home again, HaRaw, HaRaw!
When Johnny Comes Marching Home.
Yes, today ve ave soup vit hamhock. dere is hamhock! vere is de hamhock?
You can have the department store Cookie. Or what’s left of it
You want to party with the Russian woman? Get yourself a hundred cigiretts for the krout guards, then get yourself a new face.
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