It’s like God gave ya somethin, man–all those stories you can make up. And he said this is what we got for ya, kid, try not to lose it. But kids lose EVERYTHING unless there’s someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are to fucked up to do it, than maybe I should!
#1: So Whats with this Connie Palermo chick? #2: I been seein her for a month now and all she’ll let me do is feel her tits. #1: Thats cuz she’s a Catholic man. You gotta get yourself a protestant…Jew’s good.
(1) Aw shit, I’m out. (2) Shouldn’a gone for a wooden one. (1) Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know, asshole?
(1) Oh, Gordie just screwed the pooch! Gordie just bit the bag and stepped out the door! (2) You four-eyed pile’a shit! (1) A pile of shit has a THOUSAND eyes!
(1)My dad stormed the beach at Normandy! (2) He’s crazier than a shithouse rat!
(Chris) What for that pile of shit?
(Teddy) Pile of shit has a thousand eyes!
(Gordy)Do you use your left hand or right hand when doing that? (Teddy)You Wish.
(knock, knock), thats not the secret knock
(vern) ahh, i forget the secret knock, let me in
..Vern
(Types) Although I haven’t seen him in almost ten years I know I’ll miss him forever. I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was tweleve. Jesus, does anybody?
1) Sic’em, boy. Sic’em Chopper. 2) Now, what he said was, Sic’em boy. But what I heard was, Chopper, sic balls!
1) *drops food into fire* Aw, no! Now what am I supposed to eat? 2) You could cook your dick. 3) It’d be a small meal!
1) C’mon man, my brother gave me that
2) And now you’re giving it to me
1)Geez Gordy, why couldn’t you’ve got some breakfast stuff? Like, uh, Twinkies, Pez, and Root Beer? 2)Sorry Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could’ve gotten more for you 7 cents.
1)I lost the comb. 2)Forget about it.
1)Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house.
1)Seven cents, Vern? 2)I haven’t found my pennies yet.
1)Shut up. (characters 2,3,&4) I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up. 1)And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up. (2,3,4)Oooh!
1)What are you going to do? Shoot us all? 2)No, just you Ace.
1)You flinched!! Two for flinching! Two for flinching– But, YOU flinched. 2)I know, 2 for flinching.
1.Look, you guys can go around if you want to. I’m crossing here. And while you guys are dragging your candy asses across the state and back, I’ll be waiting for you on the other side relaxing with my thoughts. 2. Do you use your right hand or your left hand for that?
1.You wish.
1:Shut up. 2: I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up!
2 for flinching
1: I’ll be right over there, relaxing with my thoughts
2: Do you use your left hand or your right hand for that?
1: You wish!
Ace: What are you gonna do? Shoot all of us?
Gordie: No, Ace. Just You.
a pile of shit has a thousand eyes
Ace: If either of you had a million dollars, I’d kill you both.
Ace: Well, what the fuck do you know about this?
Eyeball: Sumbitch, my little brother!
Ace: You wasn’t plannin on takin the body from us, was ya, boys?
Chris: You get away man! We found him. We got dibs!
Ace: Well, we’d better start runnin, Eyeball, they got dibs.
Chris: We earned him, man! You guys came in a car. That’s not fair; he’s ours.
Eyeball: ‘That’s not fair; he’s ours.’ Well, not anymore.
Teddy: There’s four of us, Eyeball. You just make your move.
Ace: Oh, we will, don’t you worry.
(Five other guys come from around the corner.)
Charlie: Vern, you little son of a whore! You was under the porch!
Vern: No, no! I swear! It wasn’t me!
Billy: You little keyhole peepin bum! I oughta beat the livin shit outta you!
(Vern runs as Billy takes off his belt and chases him. Ace snaps his fingers to stop Billy.)
Ace: Now you boys got two choices. You either leave quietly and we take the body, or you stay, we beat the shit outta you, and we take the body.
Charlie: Besides, me and Billy found him first.
Teddy: Yeah, Vern told us how you found him. ‘Oh Billy, I wish we’d never boosted that car! Oh Billy, I think I just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory!’
Charlie: Hey, your ass is grass–
Ace: Hold it. Okay, Chambers, you little faggot, this is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
Chris: Why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more?
Ace (opens his switchblade, stars walking towards Chris): You’re dead.
Teddy: C’mon, Chris, let’s split.
Chris: They’re not takin him.
Teddy: This is crazy!
Chris: They’re not takin him.
Teddy: He’s got a knife! (Teddy runs.)
Eyeball: Ace, c’mon, man!
Chris: You’re gonna hafta kill me, Ace.
Ace: No problem. (Raises knife to Chris’ throat.)
Gordie (shoots gun into the air): You’re not taking him. Nobody’s taking him.
Ace: C’mon, kid, just give me the gun before you shoot your foot off. You ain’t got the sack to shoot a woodchuck. (Starts walking forward.)
Gordie (points gu
Ace: Will you two shut the fuck up, if either one of you assholes had 2,000 dollars I’d kill you both.
Ace:Ah,shit,I’m out.Goddamn it! Eyeball:Shouldn’t have gone for a wooden one(laughs). Ace:Why don’t you tell me something I don’t know,asshole.
Ah, I’ve been seenin’ her for over a month now and all she’ll let me do is feel her tits!
All right, all right. Mickey’s a mouse. Donald’s a duck. Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?
All you fathers are gettin a call from me……’CEPT FOR THE LOONEY!!!
Alright, Mickeys a mouse, donalds a duck and plutos a dog, whats Goofy?
Any of you suckholes wanna come up here and knock me off?
at least now we know when the next train was due
Billy and Charlie had managed to keep their enormous secret for about thirty-six hours, a personal record for both of them. By noon Ace and Eyeball had told their secret to everybody in the gang. I guess for those guys, protecting their mother’s good name wasn’t a top priority.
BOOM BABA BOOM BABA BOOM………..BOOM BABA BOOM BABA BOOM……..
Boy, it’s weird! What the hell is Pluto?
Buck and a half for the ham kid
But it’s only the 4th inning! That means it’s a non-official game!
by the time we get there the kids not even gunna be dead anymore!
Charlie:I think we should tell the cops.Billy:You don’t go squakin’to the cops after you boosted a car,you idiot.They’re gonna wanna know how the hell we got way out on Back Harlow Road.Now they know we don’t got no car.Best we just keep our mouths shut then they can’t touch us.
Cherry flavor Pez.
Chopper sic balls.
Chopper, sic balls.
Chopper, sick balls!
Chris (pulls out his old man’s gun): You wanna be the lone ranger or the sisco kid?
Gordie: Walkin, talkin Jesus! Where did you get this?
Chris: Hawked it from my old man’s beauro. It’s a .45.
Gordie: I can see that! You got shells for it?
Chris: Yeah. I took all that was left in the box. My dad’ll think he used em himself shootin at beer cans when he was drunk.
Gordie: Is it loaded?
Chris: Hell no! What do you think I am?
(Gordie shoots gun at trashcan, BANG!)
Chris & Gordie: JESUS!
(They start to run away.)
Chris: Gordie did it! Gordie Lechance is shootin up Castle Rock!
Tupper-babe (comes out of diner): Hey, who did that? Who’s shootin cherry bombs off out here?
Chris: Aw man, you should have seen your face. Damn, that was cool! That was really fine!
Gordie: You knew it was loaded you wet end! I’m gonna be in trouble now, that Tupper babe saw me.
Chris: Shit, Gordie, she thought it was firecrackers.
Gordie: I don’t care, that was a mean trick, Chris.
Chris: Hey, Gordie! I didn’t know it was loaded!
Gordie: You swear? On your mother’s name? Even if she goes to hell cuz you lied?
Chris: Yeah
Gordie: Pinky swear?
(Chris crosses his heart, kisses his pinky, and holds it up.)
CHRIS AND TEDDY ARE HOT!
chris chambers never misses, does he?
Chris Chambers was the leader of our gang and my best friend. He came from a bad family and everyone just knew, he’d turn out bad. Including Chris.
Chris did get out. He enrolled in the college-courses with me. And although it was hard he gutted it out like he always did. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument. One of them pulled a knife. Chris, who would always make the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat. He died almost instantly.
Chris, Gordie, Teddy & Vern (singing): ‘Have gun, will travel’ reads the card of a man. A knight without armor in a savage land. His fast gun for hire, heeds the calling wind. A soldier of fortune is a man called…Paladin!
Teddy (singing): Paladin, Paladin, where do you roam? Paladin, Paladin, far, far from home.
Vern: Hey, I’m kinda hungry. Who’s got the food?
Teddy (stops): Oh shit! Did anybody bring anything?
(all shake their heads) Oh this is great. What are we supposed to do, eat our feet?
Chris: You mean you didn’t bring anything either?
Teddy: No, I didn’t bring anything, this was Vern’s idea. Why didn’t you bring something?
Vern: What am I supposed to do? Think of everything? I brought the comb.
Teddy: Oh great, you brought the comb. What do you need a comb for? You don’t even have any hair!
Vern: I brought it for you guys!
Chris: You’re gonna have to kill me, Ace.
Ace: No problem.
Ace: What the…
Chris: Come on, Teddy! Act your age!
Teddy: This is my age! I’m in the prime of my youth, and I’ll only be young once.
Chris: Yeah, but you’re gonna be stupid for the rest of your life!
Teddy: Oh, Chambers! You’ve just signed your own death warrant! YOU DIE, CHAMBERS!!!!
Chris: he’s not dead, he fainted. Teddy: yeah maybe he made the mistake and looked at your face. Vern: wow, i’ve never met anyone who fainted before…
Chris: Hey, I got some Winstons. Hawked them from my old man’s dresser. One apiece for after supper. Gordie: Yeah, that’s cool. Chris: Yeah that’s when a cigarette tastes best: after supper.
Chris: I’m never gonna get out of this town, am I Gordie?
Gordie: You can do anything you want, man.
Chris: Yeah, sure. Gimme some skin.
Gordie: I’ll see ya.
Chris: Not if I see you first.
Chris: Its like god gave you a gift man, he said, heres what ive got for ya, try not to lost it.
Chris: Suck my fat one? Whoever told you, you had a fat one, Lachance? Gordie: Biggest one in four counties. Chris: Yeah. Vern: Were gonna take him. Gordie: No. Teddy: But we came all this way! We’re supposed to be heroes. Gordie: Not this way, Teddy. Chris, gimme a hand.
Chris: You ready for school?
Gordie: Yeah.
Chris: Junior high. You know what that means. By next June, we’ll all be split up.
Gordie: What are you talkin about? Why would that happen?
Chris: It’s not like grammar school, that’s why. You’ll be takin your college courses, and me, Teddy, and Vern’ll all be in the shop courses with all the rest of the retards making ashtrays and birdhouses. You’re gonna meet a lot of new guys, smart guys.
Gordie: Meet a lotta pussies is what you mean.
Chris: No, man. Don’t say that. Don’t even think that!
Gordie: I’m not goin in with all the pussies, forget it!
Chris: Well then you’re an asshole!
Gordie: What’s asshole about wanting to be with your friends?
Chris: It’s asshole if you’re friends drag you down. You hang with us, you’ll just be another wise guy with shit for brains…
Vern: You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Teddy: What are you? Cracked?
Vern: Why not? I saw the other day, he was carrying five elephants in one hand!
Teddy: Boy, you don’t know nothin. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman is a real guy. No way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.
Vern: Yeah, maybe you’re right… It would be a good fight though!
Chris: You could be a real writer someday, Gordie.
Gordie: Fuck writing! I don’t wanna be a writer! It’s stupid! It’s a stupid waste of time!
Chris: That’s your dad talkin.
Gordie: Bullshit!
Chris: Bulltrue! I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn’t give a shit about you! Denny was the one he cared about, and don’t try to tell me different! You’re just a kid, Gordie.
Gordie: Oh gee, thanks, Dad!
Chris: Wish to hell I was your dad! You wouldn’t be goin around talkin about taking these stupid shop courses if I was. It’s like God gave you something, man. And he said, ‘This is what we got for ya, kid. Try not to lose it.’ But kids lose everything unless there’s someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I s
Chris:How can you tell when a french person’s been in your backyard?
Teddy:I’m french.
Chris: Your garbage cans are empty, and your dog is pregnant!
Teddy: Did I not just say that I was french?
Come on guys, by the time we get there the kid won’t be dead anymore
Come on, man, deal!
Daaaaad, Dad, have you seen my water canteen?? (Dad) Its in Denny’s room
Do you Think That Supreman could beat up Mighty Mouse?
What, are you Crazy?
Do you use ur left hand or your riht hand for that
Does the word retarded mean anything to you?
Don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names.
Done!
Eyeball’s right Charlie, they ain’t never gunna find him!
Eyeball: Hey girls where ya goin?
Ace takes the hat gordy’s dead brother gave him before he died.
Gordy yells at him that it’s his and that his brother gave it to him
Ace: well now you’re giving it to me. pushes gordy away
Chris: You’re a real Asshole ya know that?
Ace:oooh your brother isn’t very polite eyeball
Eyeball: Now christopher, I *know* you didn’t mean to insult my friend
Ace: I know he didn’t mean to insult me. That’s why I’m gonna give him the oppurtunity of taking it back.
Chris says nothing. and Ace grabs chris and slams him down on the side walk and holds a ciggerate ti his eye.
Ace: take it back.
Chris:Let go you sone of A…
Ace: Take it back kid
Chris you’ll be… all right all right I’ll take it back I take it back.
Ace: There, now i feel a whole lot better about this don’t you.Ace and Eyeball laugh and walk away.
Eyeball:Jeez,when are they gonna give up?Kid’s gone,they’re never gonna find him.Charlie:Not where they’re lookin’.Billy:Hey.Eyeball’s right Charlie,they ain’t never gonna find him.Eyeball:Will you hold still?You’re making me fuck up the snake part.Vince:I’ll tell ya how they’re gonna find him,10 years from now,some hunter’s gonna go in the woods to take a leak.Wind up pissin’on his bones.
Finding new and preferable disgusting ways to degrade a friends mother were always held in high regard.
Friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant.
friends come into your life like busboys in a reasturant
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
Fuck writing!I don’t wanna be a writer.It’s stupid!It’s a stupid waste of time!
give me some skin….skin it
Goofy’s a dog he’s definetly a dog!
Gordie: All right, all right. Mickey’s a mouse. Donald’s a duck. Pluto’s a dog. What’s Goofy?
Vern: If I can only have one food for the rest of my life? That’s easy. Pez. Cherry-flavored Pez. No question about it.
Teddy: Goofy’s a dog, he’s definitely a dog.
Gordie: I knew the sixty-four-thousand-dollar question was fixed. There’s no way anybody can know that much about opera.
Chris: He can’t be a dog. Wears a hat and drives a car.
Gordie: Wagon Train’s a really cool show. But did you ever notice that they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Vern: God, that’s weird. What the hell is Goofy?
Gordie: Oh, shut up.
Vern, Chris, & Teddy: I don’t shut up, I grow up and when I look at you, I throw up!!
Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and licks it up.
Vern, Chris & Teddy: Ooh, gross, man!
Gordie: Chris Chambers never misses, does he?
Chris: Not even when the ladies leave the seat down…
Gordie: Do you think I’m weird?
Chris: Definitely.
Gordie: No man, seriously. Am I weird?
Chris: Yeah, but so what? Everybody’s weird.
Gordie: Is it loaded?
Chris: Hell no, what do you think I am?
Gordie: Wow.
[Gunshot]
Chris and Gordie: JESUS!
Gordie: OK, OK, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, what’s Goofy?
Chris: A dog. He’s definately a dog.
Teddy: He can’t be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
Vern: God, that’s weird, what the hell is Goofy?
Gordie: see ya Gordie: not if I see you first
Gordie: Shut up!
Vern, Chris, Teddy: I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up.
The Writer: [voiceover] Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend’s mother was always held in high regard.
Gordie: Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood.
Gordie: You’re not taking him. An’ nobody is taking him. Ace: Come on kid, just give me the gun before you take your foot off. You ain’t got the sac to shoot a woodchuck. Gordie: Move Ace. I’ll kill you, I swear to God. Ace: Come on, Lachance, gimme the gun. You must have at least some of your brother’s good sense. Gordie: Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood. Ace: Are you going to shoot us all? Gordie: No Ace, just you. Ace: We’re gonna get you for this. Chris: Maybe you will and maybe you won’t. Ace: Oh we will. We’re not gonna forget this if that’s what you think. This is bigtime, baby.
gordy loses…old gordy just screwed the pooch, hehehehe…does theword retarded mean anything to you?
gordy: suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood…
Ha! Screw you guys, I got it! He he he!
He can’t be a dog. He wear’s a hat and drives a car.
HE WEARS A HAT AND DRIVES A CAR……….HE CAN’T BE A DOG!
he’s a dog, he’s definitely a dog
Hey it’s the boss man Bob Cormier here. It’s a beautiful Friday morning in Portland! It’s 90 KLAM degrees and getting hotter! Up the ladder with another platter! It’s Bobby Day with ‘Rockin’ Robin’! It’s boss!
Hey lard ass chow down wide load
Hey, at least we know when the next train is due.
Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wideload!
Hey,Lard Ass,how was your trip?
Hey…at least we know when the next train was due.
I can’t remember everything. I brought the comb!
I cherish these moments.
I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up….AARRGH!!!
And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up….
I don’t shut up! I grow up and when I look at you, it makes me want to throw up! And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up!
I don’t shut up! I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up!
I don’t shut up, I grow up and when I look at you I throw up! And then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up!
i don’t shut up, i grow up and when i look at you i throw up….then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up
I don’t shut up, i grow up and when i look at you, i throw up! eahhhhhhh! Yeah, and then your mother goes around the corner and she licks it up!
I don’t shutup I grow up and when I look at you I throw up.
I dont shut up , I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up! Ahhh
I dont shut up, I grow up!
And then your mom goes around the corner and licks it up!
I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more with your 7 cents.
I knew the 64 thousand dollar question was fixed. There’s no way anyone could know that much about opera.
I know he didn’t mean to insult me…That’s why I’m going to give him the opportunity of taking it back..
I know who you are.You’re Teddy Duchamp.Yer dad’s a loony.A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus.He took yer ear,and he put it to a stove and he burnt it off.
I think Annette’s tits are getting bigger.
I wanted to share my friends’ enthusiasm but I couldn’t. That summer at home I had become the invisible boy
I was 12 going on 13 the first time I saw a dead human being.
I was twelve going on thirteen first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of nineteen-fifty-nine. A long time ago. But only if you measure in terms of years. I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock. There were only 1,281 people, but to me it was the whole world.
I wish to hell I was your dad! You wouldn’t be going around talking about taking these stupid shop courses if I was!
I’ll only be young once!’ ‘Ya, but you’ll be stupid the rest of your life
I’ll tell ya how they’re gunna find him..Ten years from now, a hunter’s gunna go into the woods, to take a leak…Wind up pissin’ on his bones.
I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!
I’m just tyring to save your life,man.You wanna kill yourself?Is that what you want,goddamn it?!You tried to kill yourself!
I’ve been going out with her for over a month and all she’ll let me do is feel her tits
I’ve been seeing her for over a month now and all she’ll let me do is feel her tits!
If either one of you had 2 thousand dollars I’d kill you both
If Mickey is a mouse and, Pluto is a dog what the hell is Goofy?
If you hang with us you’ll just be another kid with shit for brains!
im going to rip your head off and shit down your neck.
In April my older brother Dennis had been killed in a Jeep accident. Four months had passed but my parents still hadn’t been able to put the pieces back together again.
Is it just me, or are you the world’s biggest pussy?
It should’ve been you, Gordon.
It shoulda been you, Gordy. It shoulda been you.
It was almost noon as we set out to find the body of a dead kid named Ray Brower.
It was only a quarter to three but it felt much later. It was too hot and too much had happened. We weren’t even close to the Royal River yet. We were gonna have to get moving if we were gonna make some real miles before dark.
It’s like God gave you something man all those stories you can make up. And he said, This is what we got for you kid try not to lose it. but kids lose everything unless there’s someone there to look out for them. And if you parents are too f*$k@! up to do it then maybe I should.
it’s scarey sleeping out in the woods at night, you might see a bear…or a garbage can…
jesus you guys sound like my grandmother having a caniption fit
Lard Ass, Lard Ass!
Maybe a more experienced shopper could have done more with your eleven cents.
Milo: I know who you are. You’re Teddy Duchamp. Your dad’s a loony. A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus. He took your ear. And he put it to a stove. And he burnt it off. Teddy: My father stormed the beach at Normandy. Milo: He’s crazier than a shit house rat. No wonder you’re actin’ the way you are. With a loony for a father. Teddy: You call my dad a loony again and I’ll kill you. Milo: Loony, loony, loony! Teddy: I’M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK! Milo: You come and try it you little slimy bastard!
Milo: Looney, looney, looney.
Teddy: I’m gonna rip your head off and SHIT down your neck!
My father stormed the beach at Normandy.
MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE MOVIE, RIP, RIV!:
Gordie: Maybe you could go into the college courses with me.
Chris (scoffs): That’ll be the day.
Gordie: Why not? You’re smart enough.
Chris: They won’t let me.
Gordie: What do you mean?
Chris: It’s the way they think of my family in this town. That’s the way they think of me. I’m just one of those low-life Chambers kids.
Gordie: That’s not true!
Chris: Oh, it is. No one even asked me if I took the milk money that time. I just got a three day vacation.
Gordie: …Did you take it?
Chris: Yeah, I took it. You knew I took it. Teddy knew I took it. Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think… But maybe I was sorry, and I tried to give it back.
Gordie: You tried to give it back?
Chris: Maybe. Just maybe. And maybe I took it to old lady Simons and told her, and the money was all there, but I still got a three day vacation because it never showed up. And maybe the next week old lady Simons had this brand new suit on when she came to school.
Gordie: Yeah, yeah it was brown and had dots on it.
Chris: Yeah. So let’s just say that I stole the milk money, but old lady Simons stole it back from me. And just suppose that I told the story. Me – Chris Chambers, kid brother to Eyeball Chambers, do you think anyone would have believed it?
Gordie: No.
Chris: And do you think that that bitch would have dared try anything like that if it had been one of those douchebags from up on The View if they had taken the money?
Gordie: No way.
Chris: Hell no. But with me? I’m sure she had her eye on that skirt for a long time. Anyway, she saw her chance and she took it. I was the stupid one for even trying to give it back. (starts to cry) I just never thought– I never thought a teacher– Oh, who gives a fuck anyway? I just wish…that I could go someplace where nobody knows me. (break down, crying) I guess I’m just a pussy, huh?
Gordie: No way, man.
Narrator: Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend’s mother was always held in high regard.
no vern….they just let him in!!
Nobody brought any food? Great, what are we supposed to do eat our feet?
Now Christopher, I know you didn’t mean to insult my friend.
Now he said sic ‘im boy…….but what I heard was Chopper, sic balls
Now, if you don’t mind I’d like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security!
oh billy i think i just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory
Oh billy I wish we never would have boosted that car! Oh Billy I think I just turned my fruit of the looms into a fudge factory, Oh Billy!
Oh Billy! I wish we’d never boosted that car! Oh Billy! I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory!
oh gee thanks dad, i wish to hell was your dad
oh, great, spit at the fat kid
Oh, man. That’s a goocher.
Ok, Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog….What’s Goofy?
Okay; Mickey’s a mouse, Donald’s a duck, Pluto’s a dog. What the hell’s Goofy?
piss up a rope
Ray Brower’s body was found. But neither out gang nor their gang got the credit. In the end we decided that an anonymous phone call was the best thing to do. We headed home. And although many thoughts raced through our minds, we barely spoke. we walked through the night and made it back to Castle Rock a little past five o’clock on Sunday morning, the day before Labor Day. We’d only been gone two days. But somehow the town seemed different. Smaller.
She’s a Catholic, man – they’re all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. Jew’s good.
shut up:
i dont shut up i grow up:
and when i look at you i throw up:
and then your mother goes round the corner and licks it up!!!!!
sick balls chopper
Skin It
So what are you pissing and moaning about,Verno?
So, what’s with you and this Connie Palermo chick?
Sorry Vern, I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.
Sorry Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your 7 cents.
strgstryh
suck my fat one
suck my fat one you cheap dime store hood
suck my fat one!!
Suck my fat one, you cheap dimestore hood.
Sure you only outweigh him by 500 pounds fat ass!
Teddy & Vern (singing): Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli. Lollipop, lollipop, oh lolli lolli lolli. Lollipop. (pop cheeks) Ba dum bum bum…
Teddy (raising gun): 2300 hours, Corporal Teddy Duchamp stands guard. (looks around) No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.
Chris: Shut up, Teddy, and keep your eyes peeled.
(Teddy lowers gun, raises fist to his mouth and makes sounds like an army bugle.)
Gordie: Teddy, cut it out!
Vern: I’m tryin to sleep!
Teddy: The dogfaces rested easy in the knowledge that Corporal Teddy Duchamp was protecting all that was dear to them.
Chris: Teddy…
Teddy Duchamp was the craziest guy we hung around with. He didn’t have much of a chance in life. His dad was given to fits of rage. One time he held Teddy’s ear to a stove and almost burned it off.
Teddy,Chris,Gordie singing: I ran all the way home, just to say I’m sorry…
Teddy: This is my age. I’m in the prime of my youth and I’ll only be young once. Chris: Yeah, but you’re gonna be stupid for the rest of your life.
Teddy: While you guys are out there dragging your candy asses halfway across the state and back, I’ll be here, relaxing with my thoughts. Gordie: Do you use your left of your right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.
Teddy: Fine, you guys can haul your candy asses half way across the state and back, but I’ll be on the other side relaxing with my thoughts.
Gordie: Do you use your left hand or right hand for that?
Teddy: You wish.
Teddy: Gordie, go get the provision, you morphodite!
Gordie: Don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names!
Teddy: What a wet end you are, Lechance!
Gordie: Shut up!
Teddy, Vern, & Chris: I don’t shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up! (all gag)
Gordie: And then your mother goes around the corner, and she licks it up!
Teddy, Vern, & Chris: Ooh!
Narrator (Older Gordie): Finding new and preferably disgusting ways of degrading a friend’s mother, was always held in high regard.
Teddy: That’s you Gordie, odd as a cod.
Teddy: Why dont you cook your dick? Chris: It would be a small meal!
Tell me something I don’t know.
that’s weird, what the hell is goofy
That’s weird. What the hell IS Goofy?
The freight woke up the other guys and it was on the tip of my tongue to tell them about the deer. But I didn’t. That was the one thing I kept to myself. I’ve never spoken or written about it until just now.
the kid wasnt sleeping, the kid wasnt sick, the kid was dead
The train had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body.
This is weird! What the hell IS Goofy?!
train dodge, dig it
Train dodge. Dig it!
TRAIN!!!!!
u suck
Vern, you little son-offa-whore! You was un’er the porch!
Vern, you son of a whore, you was under the porch
Vern: Geez, Gordie. Why couldn’t you get some breakfast stuff like twinkies and root beer?
Gordie: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven cents.
Vern: Let me catch my breath. I ran all the way from my house.
Chris, Teddy, & Gordie (singing): I ran all the way home. Ooh-ah-ooh. Just to say I’m sorry. Sorry, ooh…
Vern: This isn’t funny. What am I supposed to eat?
Teddy: Why don’t you cook your dick?
Chris: It’d be a small meal!
Wagon Train’s a really cool show, but didja ever notice that they never get anywhere? They just keep wagon training.
Wagon Train’s a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they don’t really get anywhere? They just keep on wagon-training
Wagon Training is a really cool show, but have you ever noticed they never get any where they just keep wagon training?
Wagontrain is a really cool show and all but did you ever notice they dont get anywhere? They just keep wagon training!
Walking, Talking Jesus
We all understood what Vern meant right away. At the beginning of the school year he had buried a quart-jar of pennies underneath his house. He drew a treasure map, so he could find them again. A week later his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map. Vern had been trying to find those pennies for nine months. Nine months, man. He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
We had all followed the Ray Brower story very closely because he was a kid our age. Three days before, he had gone out to pick blueberries and nobody had seen him since.
We’re gonna be on every radio and TV show in the country!
Well I don’t know about any hyboid gland, but what a blimp. No shit, she looks like a Thanksgiving turkey.
what are you gonna do shoot us all?
no ace,just you
Who do you think would win in a fight, Mighty Mouse or Superman?
Why don’t you cook your dick?
It would be a small meal.
Will ya hold still? You’re makin’ me fuck up the snake part!
Would you hold still? You’re making me fuck up the snake part.
YAY to those of you who actually got the quote right but as I was reading through them I noticed that quite a few of you have either accidentally typed in the wrong thing or you just don’t know your stuff, anyways just thought I would let y’all know, and i would have to say that one of the best quotes (there are MANY) in the movie is; Gordie:Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood!…minutes later Chris:Who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?! Gordie:Biggest one in four counties! Chris giggles and agrees:yeah. GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!
YAY to those of you who actually got the quotes right but as I was reading through them I noticed that quite a few of you have either accidentally typed in the wrong thing or you just don’t know your stuff, anyways just thought I would let y’all know, and i would have to say that one of the best quotes (there are MANY) in the movie is; Gordie:Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood!…minutes later Chris:Who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?! Gordie:Biggest one in four counties! Chris giggles and agrees:yeah. GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!
YAY to those of you who actually got the quotes right!!! but as I was reading through them I noticed that quite a few of you have either typed in the wrong thing by accident or you just don’t know your stuff. Anyways just thought I would let y’all know that STAND BY ME kicks ass… like you didn’t already know right?!?, and I would have to say that one of the best quotes (there are sooooo MANY) in the movie is; Gordie:Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood!…minutes later Chris:Who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?! Gordie:Biggest one in four counties! Chris giggles and agrees:yeah. GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!
YAY to those of you who actually got the quotes right!!! but as I was reading through them I noticed that quite a few of you have either typed in the wrong thing by accident or you just don’t know your stuff. Anyways just thought I would let y’all know that STAND BY ME kicks ass… like you didn’t already know right?!?, and I would have to say that one of the best quotes (there are sooooo MANY) in the movie is; Gordie:Suck my fat one you cheap dime-store hood!…minutes later, Chris:Who ever told you you had a fat one Lachance?! Gordie:Biggest one in four counties! Chris giggles and agrees:yeah. GREATEST MOVIE EVER!!!
yeah, vern told us how you found it…oh billy i wish we never boosted that car…oh billy
Yes I cherish these moments!
You call my father ‘loonie’ again, and I kill you!!
You could eat your dick. It’d be a small meal.
You four eyed pile of shit!
A pile of shit has a thousand eyes.
You guys can go round if you want to. but i’m crossing here. and while you guys are dragging your candy asses half way across the state and back, ill be waiting for you on the otherside – relaxing with my thoughts.
do you use your left hand or your right hand for that?
you wish.
You guys wanna see a dead body
You let him beat you ya cock nocker!! nnnnnaaaaaahhhhhh (lol)
You let him beat you, ya c$%k-knocker! Hahahahaha!
You little tin-weasle, peckerwood loony’s son!
You only outweigh him by 500 pounds, FATASS!
YOU OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!
You say shutup..i say growup…and when i look at u i through up!
you walk five miles down the river, you gotta walk five miles back…that’s ten miles out of the way…while you guys are dragging your candy-asses half-way across the town and back, i’ll be on the other side, relaxing with my thoughts…..do you use your right hand or your left hand for that?…..you wish
You’re a real asshole,you know that?
You’re gonna be a great writer someday Gordie. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard up for material.
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