. . .1 . . .2 . . .3 . . .do eet.
ILL TAKE A LITER OF COLA: ONE LITER OF COLA, DO WE SELL A LITER OF COLA
#1-Who wants a moustache ride? #2-I do, I do! #3-Me too, me too!
#1: Another highway cop? What are you guys multiplying? #2: yeah if they could figure out what hole to stick it in.
#1: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.#2: Yeah. i mean his shenanigans are cruel and tragic. #3: Which makes them not shenanigans really at all. #1: Evil shenanigans. #4: I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. #1: Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzerella sticks? #5: You mean shenanigans?
#1: Do you want to play repeat? #2: Do yo want to play repeat?
#1: Gimme a Bouble Bacon Cheeseburger.#2c: Double bacon Cheeseburger, it’s for a cop. #1: What the hell’s that all about? He gonna spit in it now? #@: Nah, I was jsut tellin’ him that so he makes it good. Hold the spit on that cops burger. #1: Yeah thanks. #3: ROGER HOLDIN’ THE SPIT!
#1: heard you got to see Farva naked. #2: yeah it was hard to miss.
#1: Here ya go. #2: I hope I don’t get a brain freeze. #1: I don’t think you have the required equipment.
#1: Hey Charlie’s Angel. #2: Congratulations! You are the 10 Millioneth person to say that to me!
#1: I don’t suppose you have a pair of fresh underwear I could borrow? #2: I’m not sure you could fit into my panties.
#1: I told you, I don’t touch Highway Hog. #2: Baby, I’m sizzeline.
#1: I’m freakin’ out man! #2: You are freakin’ out man.
#1: I’m sayin’ when my suspension’s up, you better watch your ass! #2: Or you’ll light my ass on fire?
#1: Ohohoho! I got you good fucker! #2: Awesome prank Farva…
#1: Pull the vehicle over! #2: I,I, I’m already pulled over. #3: Pull over farther man! #2: I can’t pull-sir! I’m already pulled over! #3: He’s already pulled over, he can’t pull over any farther!!!!
#1: They think I’m Mexican. #2: You’re not?
#1: Ursula, what the fuck? There’s no TP in the bathroom. #2: What about the piece stuck to your shoe? #1: What sbout the piece stuck to my shoe? SHIT! Ya know, you might get ahead around here if you took the extra effort. #2: I’m sorry did you want me to wipe your ass?
#1: You know how fast you were goin’? #2: uh, 65? #1: 63. #2: Officer isn’t the speed limit 65? #1: Yes, it is.
#1: you know if you were y wife I’d massage your feet every night until you fell asleep. #2: Huh-huh, nice try.
#1:I’m sayin’ like if you own the beach property, do you own like the sand and the water too?#2:Nobody owns the water, it’s God’s water.
#1:You musta eaten like a hundred bucks worth of pot and like thirty bucks worth of shrooms, man. So, uh, I’m gonna need a hundred and thrity bucks, ya know, whenever you get the chance. #2:Fuck Man!! #3:That’s not really cool man.
#alright meow hand over your liscence and registration….your registration?# #oh….# #hurry up meow# laughing #is something funny here boy?# #no, no, no# #well then why are you laughin Mr Larry Johnson?…alright meow where were we?# #im sorry are you saying ‘meow’# #am i saying meow?# #i thought, i thought…# #don’t think boy meow do you know how fast you were going?# laughing #meow wot is so damn funny?# #i could of swore you said ‘meow’# #do i look like a cat to you boy? am i jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?# #no,no# #am i drinking milk from a saucer?# #no# #well do you see me eating mice?# laughing #you stop laughing right meow. meow i’m going to have to give you a ticket on this# #but…# #no buts meow thats the law. not so funny meow is it?……….MEOW#
(1)Alright, c’mon out Rabbit. (Rabbit steps out of locker, covered in shaving cream (2)I’ll just go take a shower then.
(1)Farva! (2)Yeah, boss? (1)You’re still on suspension.
(1)Ho, ho! I got you good, you fucker! (2)Awesome prank, Farva.
(1)Hope I don’t get brain freeze. (2)Ye-ah, I’m not sure you’ve got the required equipment.
(1)I’m sayin’, I’m sayin’, right. If you own the beach property, right? (2)um,hmm. (1)Do you own, like, the sand and the water? (3)Nobody owns the water, God, it’s God’s water.
(1)License and registration. (2)Uh, Officer, I know, that, uh… (1)License and registration please… You know how fast you were going? (2)What? (3)How fast you were going. (2)Uh, sixty-five? (1)Sixty-three (2)Officer, isn’t the legal speed limit sixty-five? (1)Yeah, it is. Where you boys headed? (2)Canada. We were going over the border to Canada for some french fries and gravy sir. (4)Protein. (1)Canada, huh? Almost made it. Are you okay? (2)Yeah, sure. (1)Yes, sir? (2)Yes, sir. (1)Now, did you say yes, sir? (3)I think he said yeah, sure. (4)What’d you say man? (2)What I said was yeah, sure. Literally what I said was yeah, sure, sir. (1)So you are okay then. (2)Yes, sir. (1)You smell somethin’, Rabbit? (3)(sniff, sniff) Fear. (1)Now hand over that registration. (2)Yes, sir. (2 and four drop the registration and when they sit up, 1 and 3 are gone.
(1)One, two, three.. Do eet! (2)Aw, go girlfriend, I’m your motha’, c’mon, Thorny, you’re losin’ to the rookie. It’s embarrassing. C’mon Rabbit, you can do it. Aw, Rabbit, he’s killin’ you. I got Thorny in front by a lot.
(1)Stop slappin’ me! (2)Would you stop slappin’ my rookie, (name)? (3)I’ll slap you!
(1)Unit ninety-one, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle.
(2)It does? Oh my God!
(1)Very funny, ninety-one.
(2)Thank you, radio.
(1)Unit twenty-three, come in twenty-three. Unit twenty-three, come in twenty-three. Do you need me out there? Do you need my assistance? (2)Shut up, Farva. (1)I can be there… (2)Listen, we got the, uh, Miata. We’re okay. (1)What about those dopers you picked up? Do you need my assistance?
(1)You, uh, wanna do repeat? (2)You wanna do repeat? No, I’ve been thinking a lot about what the Captain said. Like to play it straight this time, okay? (2)Okay. (1)For (name).
(Foster) How you doin there Mac?
(Mac)-Raspy- GOOD ENOUGH, TO, FUCK YOURRR MOTHERRRRRR!!!
(from back seat of car) CAN-DY BARS!!
(O’Hagen) This is my last offer, either you let us in on this investigation or I will embarass you personally.
(Grady)-Smug- Oh how embarassed like named in a dream embarassed?
(O’Gagen)No no, More like back in ’77 when you got caught fucking your cousin embarassed.
(O’Hagen) What are ya sellin Mac? HotDogs?
(O’Hagen)*Scottish Accent* Oh I believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
(O’Hagen)He stangles her then puts her face in pig food? What an asshole.
(policeman stands at pulled over car as another car speeds by) (1)Fuck you! (2)Mother of God.
(Ramathorn)Ok Arlo go sit on Uncle rabbit’s lap.
(Rabbit) I don’t thank that’s a good idea thorny.
(ramathorne)just get a large farvra. (fravra) i dont want a large farvra i want a god damn liter a cola. (burger guy)liter a cola what is that french. (Farvra) yea liter a cola is french for gove me some fucking cola.
(slides across hood of car and falls off) Nice wax job, rook.
(Sniff, Sniff) Stinks like sex in here.
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.. sure
-Yes, sir?
-Yes, sir.
-Now did you say yes sir?
-I think he said yeah sure.
-…What’d you say man?
-Well what I said was yeah sure but literally what I meant was yeah sure… sir
-So you are okay then?
-Yes, sir
-….You smell somethin, Rabbit?
-*sniff sniff* Fear
-Do you know how fast you were going? -Umm.. 65? -63 -Officer, isn’t the speed limit 65? -Yeah.. it is.
-Do you know why i pulled you over?
-Littering.
-Littering and…?
-Littering and…?
-Littering and…?
-Litering…and smokin’ the reefer.
-Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and rabbit are gonna watch you three smoke the whole bag.
-Meow? Hell, for 20 bucks I’ll call the guy a chickenfucker
-Easy Mac
-Licence and registration, chickenfucker!!
-ohhh shit, i got you good you fucker!
….And in my day we used blanks. Mac, you’re one sick motherfucker.
…a LiteroCola please
…and that was the second time i got crabs.
…and that’s how I got crabs the 2nd time.
1) Ah, well fuck it, I’m about to win a 10 million dollars anyways. 2) And what are you going to do with that 10 million dollars? 1) I’m gonna buy myself a 10 million dollar car 2) Then I’d pull you over. 1) Well I guess I’m gonna give my car wings and fly away!
1) You wanna know something else that’s funny? In 1974, the great Charlie Rich won the award for Country Musician of the Year. Do you know who he had to hand the award over to in 1975? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-goddamn-Shoulders Denver. 2) No! 1) I’ll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn’t take out his cigarette lighter and light the award on fire right there in front of everyone. 2) You saying you’re going to light my country music award on fire? 1) I’m just saying, when my suspension is up, you better watch your ass. 2) You gonna light my ass on fire?
1)Beverage? 2)Yea i’ll have a liter a cola. 1)Liter a cola? Do we make liter a cola? 3)Just order a large Farva. 2)I dont want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter a cola. 1) I dont know what that is. 2) Liter is French for give me some fuckin’ cola before I bust your fuckin lip!!
1)I’m gonna pistol whip the next one of you guys that says shennanigans!!!!! 2)Hey Farva, what’s the name of that resturant you like again? 3)Oh, you mean Shennanigans?
1)Wh dont you go sit on your uncle’s lap? 2)Uhhh, thats not such a good idea
1)Where’d you learn that…drug school? 2) Baby I’m gonna butter your bread!
1)Would you like to dimp-a-size you meal for a quarter? 2)Would you like me to punch-a-size your face? for free?
1, 2, 3, DO IT!
1-You wanna take this one Rod?
2-Hell yeah!
1-I bet you do *slides across car and falls*
1. Farva you forgot the coffee 2. oh right….anybody want cream? hmmm no cream…..alright then no cream….dont touch that! thats for rabbit….3. oh look a bar of soap…..2. hahahahaha holy shit i got you good fucker!
1. (examines burger) This look like spit to you? 2. Yeah. 1.(shrugs) Ah, fuck it.
1. (over microphone) A cheeseburger…it’s for a cop. 2. What’s that mean? You gonna spit it in now? 1. No, sir. (over speaker) Hold the spit.
1. Do we have literocola? What’s literocola? 2. IT’S FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN’ COLA!
1. Do you know why we really pulled you over? Littering and..littering and
2. Littering and..
3. Littering and..
1. Littering and..smokin the reefer..now we’re gonna make you boys smoke this whole bag right now
2. Oh God no
1. Oh God yes
1. I’ll take a liter a cola. 2. Liter a cola. Do we sell liter cola? 3. Just order a large, Farva. 1. I dont want a large Farva, I want a God damn liter a cola. 2. I dont know what that is!
1. Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten
Ten? Starting right meow?
All right meow, hand over you license and registration
Your registration
Hurry up meow
There something funny here boy?
*No, no, no
Then why are you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?
All right meow, where were we?
*I’m sorry, are you saying meow?
Am I sayin’ meow?
*I…I thought
Don’t think boy, meow do you know how fast you were goin’?
Meow what is so damn funny?
*I coulda sworn you said meow
Do I look like a cat to ya boy?
Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
*No
Am I drinkin’ milk from a saucer?
Do you see me eating mice?
You stop laughing right meow
*Yes sir
Meow, I’m gonna haveta give you a ticket on this one
*But…
No buts meow, that the law
Not so funny is it?
Meow
1. Yeah, gimme a liter of cola. 2Just get a large, Farva. 3. I don’t want a large, Farva, I want a Goddam liter of cola!
1. You smell something, Rabbit? 2. Fear.
1.(over voice alterator) FREEZE, MOTHERFUCKER! 2. Wait a minute, this is all a mistake, I’m a police officer! 1. DROP YOUR COAT AND GRAB YOUR TOES! I’m going to show you where the wild goose goes. You don’t have these at your station, do you? 2. (over alterator) You don’t happen to have a fresh pair of panties available, do you?
1.) Oh, look, a bar of soap. (lifting soap out of coffee)
2>) Ooh shit. I got you good, you fucker!
1.)Are you gonna arrest us? 2.)No son. We’re gonna make you smoke..the whole bag.
1.What are you saying, you’re gonna light my country music award on fire? 2. No, I’m saying that when my suspension is up, you’d better watch your ass. 1. Oh, so you’re gonna light my ass on fire?
1: If you were my wife, I’d take you down a peg or two.
2: If you were my wife, I’d massage your feet ’til you fell asleep.
1: Come in unit ninety-one. 2: Go ahead Radio, this is ninety-one. 1: Don’t call me Radio, ninety-one. 2: Don’t call me ninety-one, Radio!
1: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says ‘Shenanigans.’
2: Hey [name] what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
3: You mean Shenanigans?
4: Oooooh!!
1: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Mike?
2: Yeah, chief. I’ll have a CHINCHILLA!
3: I don’t get it. Tacos?
4: They think I’m Mexican.
3: You’re not?
1: I’m going to pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans! 2: Hey Farva, whats that place you go to with all the goofy shit on the walls? 3: Shenanigans, your talking about shenanigans, right? 2: OHHHH!
1: I’m sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
2: It’s powdered sugar.
1: The lice hate the sugar.
2: It’s delicious.
1: If you were my son, Mac, I would’ve smothered you by now.
2: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man!
1: What’s this?
[playing with a cloth]
2: A shammy cloth.
1: Ha! Lucky guess. I just lost a dollar. To myself!
1:I swear to God i’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. 2:Hey Farva whats that restaurant with you like with the mozzerela sticks. 3:You mean shenanigans.2: oohh (handing him their guns)
::Cop runs over to the shooting rang with nothing but a metal thing over his balls::
Cop with metal ball protector: Shoot me!
::other cops shoot him in the balls and he falls over::
Other Cop: How are you?
Cop with metal ball protector: Good enough to FUCK YOUR MOTHER!
Who wants a moustache ride?
afganistanimation
Ahh you fucker
Alright assholes, quit talkin’ about me.
AM I DRINKING MILK FROM A SAUCER?
And that was the second time I got crabs
And that was the second time I got crabs.
And that was the second time I got crabs..
And Thats The First Time I got crabs
And thats the second time i got crabs
annnnd…..littering; and smokin the reefer!
Anybody want any cream? Nobody? Ok, no cream.
Anyway…so that’s the second time I got crabs.
Are you selling hotdogs?
Baby, I’m gonna butter your bread
baby, im gonna butter your bread
Bear- Bear- Bearfucker, do you need assistance?
Bear….Bearfucker, do you need assistance?
Bend Over and grab you toes, I’m going to show you where the wild muskrat goes.
Bend over and touch your toes, i’m going to show you where the wild goose goes!
Bite the soap man, make him look like a dick – Mac to Rabbit
Buger punk: litercola, do we have litercola
Ramathorne: Just order a large Farva. Farva: I don’t want a large farva i want a goddamn liter a cola. buger punk: i don’t know what that is sir. Farva: Liter is french for give me a goddamn soda …
BURGER GUY: Welcome to Dippas may I take your order?
FARVA: Yeah, give me a double-bacon cheeseburger
BURGER GUY: Double-Bacon Cheeseburger its for a cop
FARVA: What the hell is that all about? What ya gonna spit in it now?
BURGER GUY: No, I was just telling him that so he makes it good. Don’t spit in that cops burger.
FARVA: Yeah, thanks. Give me a uh pie uh apple.
BURGER GUY: Would you like to dippasize your meal for 25 cents more?
FARVA: How bout I punchisize your face-for free?
BURGER GUY: I don’t want it
THORNE: Listen guy, he doesn’t want it.
BURGER GUY: Right uh beverage?
FARVA: Yeah ill have a uh liter of cola
BURGER GUY: What?
FARVA: A liter of cola!
BURGER GUY: Liter-O-Cola do we make liter-o-cola?
THORNE: Why dont you just order a large Farva?
FARVA: I don’t want a large Farva I want a goddamn liter of cola.
BURGER GUY: I don’t know what that is
FARVA: Liter is french for give me some fuckin cola before i rip off your fuckin lips
bye for meaow!
C’mon, bite it rook. Make him look like a dick.
CALL GUINESS
Candybars!
CANDYBARS!!!
CANDYBARS!!!!!
Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans.
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Captain O’Hagan: I swear to God I’m going to pistol whip the next guy who says, Shenanigans.
Mac: Hey Farva what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Captin O’Hagan: If one more person says Shanagins I’m gona shoot them.
Mac:Hey Farva?!?!?! Whats that resturant with all the goofy shit on the wall ?
Farva: You mean Shanagins.
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOO !
Car RAMROD
Car Ramrod!!
Sit down Rando!!
Oh I got You good You Fucker!!!
I Want a liter of Cola!!
It’s french for gimme some fuckin cola before i break vous fuckin lip
Car Ramrod. Get it? Car Ramrod?
CHICKEN FUCKER!
Chief: A guy like you we used to take out back and beat with a rubber hose. Now you get to hide behind your damn unions.
Farva: Chief, you know I’m’ not a pro-union guy.
chief: rabbit, what did you find out at the weigh station?
Rabbit: my cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms
Chief: I swear to God, I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans.
Mack: (pregnant pause) Hey Farva, what’s that place you like with all that shit on the walls and the big burgers?
Farva: You talking about Shenanigans!
Troopers: (holding up pistols) OHHHH!
Chief: If you were my son, Mac, i would have smothered you long ago. Mac: smothered me in gravy, you old dirty man!
Chief: We got a 492, repeat, we got a 492
Ramathorn: Hey Farva, you wanna take this one?
Farva: Hell yes!
Ramathorn: Bet you do!
(jumps and slides on car hood)
Ramathorn: Good wax job Rabbit.
Chief: We’re all in the same boat fellas Mack: But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun Thorny: Yeah. I mean, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic Foster: Which makes them not shenanigans at all reallly Mack: Evil shenanigans Chief: I swear to God I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans Mack: Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls adn the mozerella sticks? Farva: You mean Shenanigans? Everyone: Ooooohhh
Chief: What’d you find out at the weigh station? Mack: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms
come and get it
Cop 1: Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Cop 2: Farvas shenanigans are cruel and mean. Cop 3: Evil shenanigans. Chief: The next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped. Cop 3: He Farvra, what’s that that place you like with the shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farvra: Oh, you mean Shenanigans?
COP: Do you know why I pulled you over?
DRIVER: no
COP: How fast do you think you were going?
DRIVER: I dunno…64 MPH?
COP: 63 MPH
DRIVER: Isn’t the speed limit 65 MPH
COP: Yea
cop: ‘Where ya headed?’ stoner: ‘uhh..Canada, we’re goin across the border’ cop: ‘Canada, ay? ..Almost made it.’
Cop: Do you Know why I Pulled you over? Teenager: Ummmmm Cop:Littering Teenager:Oh oh yeah Cop: Littering and….Littering and… Cop and Teenager in Unison: Littering and LIttering and Cop: Littering and smoking the reefer
Cop: Ursula, what that fuck, there’s no tp in the bathroom?! Ursula: What about the the piece stuck to your shoe? Cop: What about the piece stuck to my shoe? Shit!
COP:As punishment we are going to sit here and watch you smoke this whole bag of weed. STONER:please no
COPS: Pull over!
1) I’m already pulled over…
2) He’s already pulled over, he can’t pull over anymore!
3) I’m freakin out man!
Desperation is a stinky cologne
Did I miss the song? Sing it again, rookie beeotch!
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin around all nimbly-pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Well do you see me eatin mice, boy??!!
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumping all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Do I look like a cat to you?
Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
Do I look like a cat to you? Am i jumpin around all nimbly bimbly like? Am i drinkin any milk from a saucer? Do you see me eatin any MIce??????
Do I look like a cat to you? Am i jumpin around from tree to tree all nimbly bimbly? Do I drink milk from a saucer?
Do I look like a cat to you? Am I jumping around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin’ around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!
Do I look like I’m prancing around all nimbily bimbily?
Do we look like the two dumbest guys to you?
Do we make liter of cola?
Do you boys like MEXICO???
Do you have a liter of cola? A what? A liter of COLA…That’s french for GET ME SOME FUCKING COLA!!!!!!!
Do you know how fast you were going
63
65
But isn’t the speed limit 65
yeah i know
Do you know how fast you were going?
– 65?
No, 63
– Isnt the speed limit 65
Yep
do you know how fast you were going?
65?
63.
uuuh isnt the speed limit 65?
yea it is
Do you see me hopping around all hibidy-bibity
Don’t touch my rookie brady. I’ll touch you.
Don’t use that boyfriend voice with me.
Drop the coat and touch your toes…I’m gonna butter your bread…
Drop you coat and touch your toes
drop your coat and grab your toes im gunna show you where the wild goose goes.
dubble-baco cheeseburger, its for a cop
Evil Shenanigans
excuse me bear…bear fucker do you need assistance?
excuse me? do i look like a cat to you? am i jumpin around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? am i drinkin milk from a saucer?…boy to you see me eatin mice!?
Farv: want to go punch for punch (gets punched in the balls) Farve: should of specified
Farva – I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola.
Burger Kid – I don’t know what that is!
Farva – Liter is French, for GIVE ME SOME FUCKING COLA, BEFORE I BREAK VUS(french) FUCKING LIPS!
Farva your suspension…… continues
Farva: and uhhhh I want a liter of cola
Employee: I don’t think we sell liter of cola
Other cop: Just order a large, Farva….
Farva: I don’t want a large Farva! Liter of Cola is french for give me a fucking cola!!!!
Farva: BULLSHIT!!!
Farva: Gimme a liter a cola. Attendent: Literacola? Do we have literacola? Thorny: Just order a large Farva. Farva: I don’t want a large Farva I want a God Damn Litera cola.
Farva: Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we’re not doing it.
FARVA: i can say meow,i can say moo for 20 bucks ill call the guy a chicken fucker
THORNY: easy rod
FARVA:license and registration chicken fucker arrrrrk
FARVA: I don’t want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola.
BURGER PUNK: I don’t know what that is.
FARVA: Liter is French for give me some fuckin cola before I break your fuckin neck.
farva: Say car ramrod! You didn’t say it! – thorny: I forgot – farva: I wrote it down – thorny:Oh yeahh.. *rolls his eyes*
Farva: sing it again rookie beotch!
Farva: Uh, gimme a liter of cola
Burger Kid: Liter of cola, do we make liter of cola
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva
Farva: I don’t want a larger Farva, I want a god damn liter of cola
farva: yea, and a…liter of cola.burger punk:I dont think we have litercola.
Farva:Does that look like spit to you? Ramathorn:Yea, Farva:Ah fuck it
Farva:Does that look like spit to you? Ramathorn:Yea, Farva:Ah uck it
Farva:I don’t want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter a cola
Burger Kid: Well, I don’t know what that is?
Farva:Liter is french for gimme a fuckin cola before I break vous fuckin lips!!!
Favre: large Fries, and a Liter of Cola Dude: A wha Favre: A liter of Cola Dude: I don’t know what that is Farve: A liter of Cola! Thory: Just order a large Farve, Farve: I don’t want a fucking large Farve, I want a liter of Cola, Now give me a dam liter of cola Dude: Uh, do we carry Liter0cola?
foster: (in old woman voice)go look i’ll hold… did you see him? oh hes discusting. ursala: he sure is man. foster: i think hes coming back again (goes to the window and dances naked) oh the humanity hes bulgy hes like a moose. ursala:(into voice changer)drop it!! foster: oh god please dont shoot me in naked! ursala: drop you coat and grab your toes im gunna show you where the wild goose goes. foster: oh this cant be happening… ursala HELP!!! ursala: baby in gunna butter your bread.
Foster: okie-silly-dilly-dokie-o.. I’m an idiot… Mac: yeah thats right
Foster: You uh wanna do repeat? Mac: Do YOU wanna do repeat? Foster: Actually I’ve been thinking a lot about what the captain said. I’d like to play it straight this time, ok? Foster: For O’Hagan. Mac: For O’Hagan. Foster: Good morning, would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration. Gallikinokis: Sure, I was just gonna- Mac: Good monring, would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration. Gallikinokis: Sure, no problem….Is there something wrong officers, cuz, I know I wasn’t speedin’. Foster: Why didn’t you weigh in? Mac: Yeah-why didn’t you weight in? Gallikinokis: Did I miss that weight station? Tell you what, I’ll pull into the next one and get weighed up, ok? Foster: What are you pulling back there? Mac: What ARE you pulling back there? Gallikinokis: Well, mostly just soap. I think. Foster/Mac: Why don’t we go take a look. Gallikinokis: Listen officers, I’m on a really tight schedule and- Foster: Let’s go, mister gall-ik-innn-okis.
Mac: What, you heard him…Let’s goooo mister…..mister….galli…canoonoo… Gallikinokis: Hop on up. Foster: Oky-silly-illy-dokey-oh, I’m an idiot! Mac: Ye-ah that true. Gallikinokis: Sorry about the light there. I got a flashlight i nthe cab. Foster/Mac: Mr. Gallikinokis! Foster: I should have seen that coming. Mac: I SHOULD have seen that coming- Foster: It is time to stop now mac! Mac: It is? ….time to stop now…..mac?
fuck you all
fuckstick
Get these damn handcuffs off me, Ramathorn!
Gimme a literacola
i’m sorry?
i said gimme a literacola
One literacola, do we even have that?
I’m sorry sir but i don’t know what that means
Liter is french for give me some f*cking cola!!
go girl friend im your mother
Go to okechobey? She’s okey dokey!
Good one Farva…..Better than the shit you pull Mack
Got you good you fuckers!!
Grady) Yes, waiter, I will have 2 tacos and the Enchaladas Platter. Officer) YEAH! I’ll have a CHINCHILLA! (Rabbit) I don’t get it. Tacos? Chinchillas? Whats with all the Mexican stuff? (Ramathorn) They think I’m Mexican. (Rabbit) Youre not mexican?
Grady:Are you drunk?
O`Hagen:Drunk enough to kick your ass.
Greetings! MACK YOU FUCKER!
Ha. Lucky Guess. I just lost a dollar. To Myself
He fuckin started it!
hey bear fucker! do you need assistance?
hey bear fucker? do you need assistance?
hey bear, bear fucker
hey bear…bear fucker do you need assistance?
Hey Charlies Angel!
Hey Farva what’s the name of the place with all the bullshit on the walls? Shenanigan’s?
Hey I can say meow. I can say moo. For 20 bucks I’ll call the guy a chicken fucker!!!!
Hey Mac, how do you feel?? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!!!
Hey pink stick? Eat it or lose it.
Hey, does anyone ever check to see if someone has the same quote in here?? Most of these are duplicated…..Unoriginal fuckers!!
Hey, I got an idea! Let’s pop some Viagra and issue tickets with raging
mega-huge boners!
Hey, let’s pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Hey. Does this look like spit to you?
Ya.
Ah FUCK IT.
Hey…. Hey you…. Bear fucker!
High Guy #3- The Snozberries taste like Snozberries!
How ’bout we pop a couple Viagra and issue tickets with raging mega huge boners?
How about i punch-a-size your face for free
How about I PUNCH-A-SIZE your face, for FREE!
How are you feeling Mac? Good enough to fuck ur motherrrrr!
How bout i punchasize your face..for free??
How ya feeling Mac? Good enough…to fuck….your mother!
How’s the view from sugar heaven, bitch!
How’s the view from sugary heaven, bitch?!
hui
I am all that is man!
I AM ALL THAT IS MAN! Finish it up rook…no, you’re doing it all wrong, you gotta relax the jaws.
I am all that is man!!
I don’t want a large Farva I want a god damn lideracola
I don’t want a large Farva I want a god damn liter of cola
I don’t want a large Farva! I want a goddamned liter of cola!
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a God Damn Liter a Cola
i don’t want a large farva, i want a god damn liter of cola!
I don’t want a large Farva, I want a Goddamn liter o’ cola!
I don’t want a large farva, i want a litera cola
I dont want a large-farva
i got you be-otch!
I got you good you fucker!
I just lost a buck… To myself!
I just lost a dollar…to myself.
i love acid!!!
i love acid!!….. cops.
I say lets take viagra and issue tickets with mega huge boners…
I swear to God i’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans. Hey Farva whats that restaurant with you like with the mozzerela sticks. You mean shenanigans. oohh (handing him their guns)
I want a god damn liter of cola
I want a godamn liter of cola!
I won a dollar….from myself!
i’ll believe that when i turn green and start shooting rainbows out of me ass
I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
I’ll believe that when mi shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert
I’ll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert!
I’m all Highway.
I’m freakin out man – You are freakin out.. man.
I’m not laughing meow.
Not so funny meow is it?
Hurry up meow.
What’s so funny meow?
I’m sober as a bird
I’m sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in ’em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.
If we were in New York City, you’d have to pay ten bucks to watch two cops have sex in a cage.
IF YOU DONT KNOW THE QUOTE PROPERLY DONT POST IT!!! MOST OF THESE ARE WRONG!!!
Im freakin out man …..
You are freaking out…….MAN
In my day the rookie used to get naked. . . BANG! And we used blanks!
in my days we never played it with the rookie…we used blanks..your a dumbmotherfucker
it could’ve been my sixth… or even seventh sense.
It is time….to stop now……mac….
It smells like sex in here
IT stinks like sex in here
It stinks like sex in here!
It stinks like sex in here.
It stinks of sex in here.
It’s Afganistanimation!
It’s Afghanistanimation
It’s Afghanistanimation!
It’s not so funny meow is it
It’s powdered sugar.
Its powdered sugar – yes i know – its delicious
its powdered sugar…its deliscious
Kid: Would you like to supersize your meal for a quarter?
Farva: No but would you like me to punch-a-size your face for FREE?
Lady in blue, comin’ through.
LeaderCola? Do we have LeaderCola?
License and registration Meow?
License and registration please, CHICKEN FUCKER!
License and registration please….. Chickenfucker!!!!
License and registration, Chicken Fucker
License and registration… CHICKEN FUCKER!
License and Registration… Chicken Fucker!!
License and registration…. Chicken fucker!
License and registration…..CHICKEN FUCKER
license and registration…chicken fucker
License and registration…chicken fucker!
license and registration…chicken fucker!!
License and registration…chickenfucker! (bawks like chicken)
License andd registration…chicken fucker!!!!!!!!!
lisence and registration…yea sure…yes sir?, did you say ya sure or did you say yes sir?..i think he said yea sure…what u say man? well what i really said was yeah sure…sir
Liter a cola, do we make liter a cola?
liter is french for gimme some fuckin cola
Liter is french for give me some fucking cola!
liter of cola
Liter’s french for Give me some freaking cola!
LITRE IS FRENCH FOR GIVE ME SOME FUCKIN COLA
Litre is french for give me some fuckin cola before I break vous fuckin lip!
Littering and Littering and Littering and……. SMOKIN THE REEFER!
Littering and, littering and littering and littering and…Littering and smokin’ the reefer.
littering and, littering and, littering, annnd smoking the reefer
Littering and,… littering and… littering and… SMOKIN THE REEFER.
littering and…. littering and….. CANDY BARS! littering and the reefer
littering and……… littering and………… littering and……
Littering and…? Littering and…?
Littering and…littering and…littering and….smokin the reefer.
Littering. Littering and smokin’ the reefer.
Look! That plane has Canadian markings on it! Their takin Afgani grass to Canada- Assholes.
No, Rabbit. It’s coming in from Canada.
Ahh…Canadian grass! Assholes!
Lucky guess rook. I just lost a buck… To MYSELF!
Mac- Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun
Thorny- His shenanigans are cruel and tragic
Foster- Which makes them not shenanigans at all, really
Mac- Evil shenanigans!
O’Hagen- I swear to god I’ll pistol-whip the next guy who says shenanigans.
Mac- Hey Farva, what’s the restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?
Farva- Shenanigans? *guys laugh and groan* You’re talking about shenanigans right?
Mac: Hey Farva, what’s that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: Shenanigans? You guys talking about Shenanigans? Troopers: Ooooooooh (holding out pistols)
Mac:But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun.
Foster:Yeah, his shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
Rabbit:Which makes them not shenanigans, at all really.
Mac:EVIL SHENANIGANS!
Capt:I swear to god i’ll pistol whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans’.
Mac:Farva? Whats the name of that restauraunt that you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and mozzerella sticks?
Farva:You mean ‘Shenanigans’?
All guys: OOOOHHHHHH! (handing pistols to capt)
Mack: Our shananigans are cheeky and funny. Thorny: Yeah his shananigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which makes them not shananigans at all really. Cheif: I swear to god i’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Mack: Hey Farva whats that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean shananigans? Group: Awwwwwwwww!
Mack: Our shananigans are cheeky and funny. Thorny: Yeah his shananigans are cruel and tragic. Foster: Which makes them not shananigans at all really. Mack: Eevvilll shananigans! Cheif: I swear to god i’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Mack: Hey Farva whats that restaurant you like with the goofy shit on the wall and the mozzarella sticks? Farva: You mean shananigans? Group: Awwwwwwwww!
meow
Meow what is so damn funny.
Meow…do you know why I pulled you over?
Mother of God
Mother of God…
Mother of God………
move that gigantic cotton candy
MOVE THAT GIGANTIC COTTON CANDY
Move that gigantic cotton candy!!!
God dammit…how’s the view from sugar heaven bitch!!
Musta been my 6th or even my 7th sense.
nimbly bimbly from tree to tree
Nobody Owns The Water Man, Its Gods Water
not so funny meow is it?
o’hagan-Desperation is a stinky cologne…
O’Hagen; If I don’t get some cooperation here I’m going to embarrass you personally. Grady;What, like naked in a dream embarrassed
O’Hagen; No, like when you got caught fucking your cousin in ’72 embarrassed
Officer Smy: Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?!
Oh hell, give me the goddamn bar of soap! ::chomp:: ::spit::
Oh I got you good you fucker!
Oh look, there’s a bar of soap in mine.
oh shit i got you good you fucker!
Oh that little guy? I wouldn’t worry about that little guy.
Ohhh Shit. I got you good you fucker
Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Go girlfriend! I’m you’re mother!
Okey silly dilly dokey-o, i’m an idiot.
one, two, three, DO EET!
only you can make a black man blush
Only you can make a dark man blush
Open bar dudes!
Person #1 Where are your shoes?
Person #2 What are you, the shoe police?
Person #1 I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar
Person #2 Black magic only works on the rookie
Person #1 That’s brown magic
Powdered sugar…The mice dont like the– I LOVE IT!
rabbit if you say shenanigans one more time im going to shoot you
-ok ok…hey favra! whats that resturant that you like to eat at that has all the stuffup on the walls?
-Oh, do you mean shenanigans?
rabbit so what you are saying is that youre going to set my country music award on fire? farva no what im saying is when my suspension is up you better watch your ass.. rabbit or you’ll light my ass on fire?
Rabbit: see if they have any chocolate bananas, foster..
Ramathorn: Hey, hey, hey! Hate to break up the honking convention but we got a 1092. You wanna take this one Rod?
Farva: Hell yea!!
Ramathorn: Bet you do!
(slides on hood)
Ramathorn: Nice wax job rook.
Ramathorn: Who wants a moustache ride? German Woman: I want one, I want one. German Man: I do, I do.
Rocksferd Bullet-Proofing at its finest – MAC
Quit counting your pubes out their 91 – Farva
I already told my momma about you – Foster
Who wants a mustache ride – Thorny
Oh, Im an Asshole – Rabit
Ill bebilve that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. – Chief
Rookie: it’s afganistanimation
Say car Ram-Rod.
Say car ramrod! say car ramrod! – i forgot- how’d you forget, i wrote it on the paper!
Shadup Farva
She can sue me.
She could sue me. Sue me! Sue me!
shenanagins?
Shit, man. I was just about to pull out my nine and put a plug in that pig’s ass.
Shut up Farva!
Sing it again rookie BIATCH
Sing it again rookie biatch!
Sing it again rookie biotch!
Sing it Rookie Biootch!!
Sit Down Rando!
Smells like sex in here.
Smother me in gravy you big dirty man!
Smothered me in gravy, you big, dirty man.
So much of my authority is derived from the power right here. (make kissing sounds)
So what your saying is, your gonna set my country music award on fire??
Sorry about the delousing Rod it’s standard procedure we use the lye on everybody..
It’s powdered sugar.
Yes, the lice hate the sugar-
It’s delicious!
Sorry about the delousing…….(Favra) Its powdered sugar…..its delicious.
Sorry Grady these boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy
Sorry McGrady when these boys get their syrup in the them they get a little antsy in their pantsy.
Sorry We got a little distracted doing the repeater
THat will happen
Sounds like ya’ll have a hog problem.
speeding and…. speeding and….. speeding and….
Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Speeding and? Smoking the reefer
spread it on
Stoner in the backseat: im freakin out man
Rabbit: you are freakin out.. man
Thorny: do u wanna know why i pulled u over?.. littering
Driver: officer thats not ours
Stoner in the backseat: CANDYBARS!!!!!!
Thorny & Rabbit: LITTERING AND UH.. Littering and uh… Littering uh…
Driver: Littering and uh..
Thorny: … smokin the reefer
Stop it right meow!
Tag ’em and bag ’em
That will happen…that will happen
That’s my car…
That’s my girl!
Thatz alotta booze
the schnazberries taste like schnazberries!
THE SCHNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SCHNOZBERRIES!!
the schnozeberries taste like schnozberries
The Shnozz berries taste like Shnozz berries!
The Snausberries taste like snausberries.
the snosberries taste like snosberries
the snoz berries taste like snoz berries
The snozberries taste like snozberries
the snozberries taste like snozberries!
The snozberrys taste like snozberries.
the snozzberries taste like snozberries!
The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries.
the snozzberries taste like snozzberries…
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries….YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!!!
THESE SHNOZ BERRIES TASTE LIKE SHNOZ BERRIES
These snozberries taste like snozberries!
These snozberries taste like snozberries.
They can’t lump us in with that fucking martian! Yeah, our shananigans are cheeky and fun. His shananigans are cruel and tragic. Which makes them not really shananigans at all…evil shananigans. I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next guy who says shananigans. Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? You mean shananigans? You mean shananigans right? OOOHHH! Put those away!
They think I’m Mexican
They think I’m Mexican. You’re not Mexican?
They’ll call us TEAM RAMROD!!!
Thorny: Just order a large, Farva. – Farva: I don’t want a large Farva. I want a god damn literacola!
Thorny: See you are doing it all wrong…you gotta open your throat relax the jaw
Mac: And don’t forget to cup da balls
THORNY: Well, maybe next time you guys should pull your heads out of eachothers asses.
Foster: Thats easy for you to say, youve got a really small head.
Thorny: You know fast you were going?
Stoner: 65?
Thorny: 63.
Stoner: Officer, isn’t the speed limit 65?
Thorny: Yeah….. it is.
too sitcom babe
Uncle Fred….he’s this crazy bird that flys around like a pigeon!!
unit 91 are you there? unit 91 come in
Urrr, it smells of sex in here.
URSULA what the Fuck, theres no TP in the bathroom. What about the one thats on your shoe. What about the one thats on my shoe. In my house my wife knows to keep the TP stocked in the bathroom. Well i’m not your wife. Yeah and if you were my friends i’d take you down a peg or two.
Ursula, you crapped on my heart.
vbecause vwe vwere driving vway too vfast
We don’t have liter cola.
we should have taken him out back and shot him months ago
Well I’ll beleive that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert. Does it sound that bad when I say that?
Well I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbert.
Well; it’s illegal, Burton, I know that!
What are these cells, eight by eight? Ours are nine by nine. No big deal, really.
What are you saying? You’re gonna light my country music award on fire?
what in the name that is all holy:: Put the bear down.:: (Bear Moanig) (drunk guys smacks Bear’s ass)::(cop)- Bear Fucker! stop where you are
What the shit?
What’s up bone diddlies? Did I miss the song? [Mumbling] Sing it again rookie BIOTCH
What’s up bone diddlys?
What’s up Bumdiddlys??…Sing it again, rookie BI-OTCH!
Whats up Charlies Angle!
When those boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy.
Where are you boys headed? Canada. Almost made it.
Where are your shoes…What are you the shoe police now….Yes and you owe me twenty laps around the bar…..Your black magic only works ont the rookie…Thats brown magic.
Where’d you get the Canadian Tuxedo?
where’d you learn that one cheech? drug schoool?
who wants a moustache ride!!! oh i do, i do
Who wants a moustache ride?!?!
Who wants a mustache ride!?!?
Who wants a mustache ride?
Who wants a ride on the moustache train?
who wants cream. no one. all right, no cream.
who wants cream. no one. all right, no cream
who wants cream? No one? alright no cream.
Whooh, nice Canadain tuxedo denim dan!
Why couldn’t they just chug ketchup?
Why dont we take viagra and write tickets with rising mega boners?
Ya wanna tell me what bug crawled up your big ass Grady?
yah. awesome prank farva.
yeah ill have a chalupa and a taco-i dont get it-they think im mexican!
Yeah, I’ll take a liter of Cola.
Yeah, I’ll take a liter of Cola. Hey, do we got a liter of cola. a what? Farva just get a large. NO! i want a fucking liter of cola!
Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippee girlfriend in her head shop?
Yeah, so I had a really good time at that Winnebago fight the other day…
Yippie-ky-ay mother fucker!
yo you must have eaten like 100 dollars worth of weed man,and like 30 dollars worth of shrooms..so im gonbna need that 130 BUCK….whenever u get the chance
you boys like mexeeco! whooooo hooooooooo!
YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO!?!
You boys like Mexico??-YEEEEEEAAAAHHHH
You fucker. i want to fuck you hard, very hard. i fuckin love you very much
you know these boys, they get that syrup in there systems and they get all ancy in there pantceys..
You know, if you were my wife I’d massage your feet every night.
You must have eaten, like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and, like, 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.
You see, that’s your problem. You gotta relax your jaw. (don’t forget to cup the balls). Your never gonna win with those thin bird lips you got there.
You wanta dippasize your meal; it’s only 25 cents. Farvra: you want me to puchersize your face, for free
you’re going to light my country music award on fire?
You’re never going to win with those cute, little bird lips.
your cells 8×8? ours are 9×9…no big deal
[a man appears to be having sex with a bear in the woods]
Officer Smy: Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?!
[In an Irish accent] I’ll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.
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