. . . I wanna hold you ’til I die, ’til we both break down and cry. I wanna hold you ’til the fear in me subsides. . .
I just feel really bad for u cause i guess u didnt know u were competing aginst a SUPERSTAR!!!!!
#1:what do you think slater would do for the talent competition??
#2:maybe he would kill some people an make a flesh coat out of their skin!!
#1:EEWWWW
#2:sorrryy i was rewinding silence of the lambs last night at the video store
(After Mary Catherine hits Girl in the tits) Girl: My titties!!
(this is the part of the movie where mary is playing with her boobs in her room) Mary: oh my god! my boobs are soooo big! they are so enormous! they need to be strapped on or something! i need something to hold them down because they are sooooo BIG! you see, ones bigger than the other because this ones the MOMMY and thats the BABY!!! and they hold hands because they are…. FRIENDS!!!! oooook?
1)Look at you Dorthey Ann, you’re hair all pretty, you’re nothing but a little slut! 2) I’m not a slut, I’m just a poor puertorican senior 1.) Nothing, but a little slut! 2) I’M NOT A SLUT! I’M NOT A SLUT!! I’M…NOT…A…SLUT! (Crashes through the confession door)
1)My parents were attacked and killed by a pack of hammerhead sharks. 2) That happens alot.
1)That’s Owen. He says everything like 5 times! 2) Here, here, here, here, here.
1. It’s time to feed THE RETARDS!(wings food at table)2. Hey, cut it out! 1. What you wanna make something of this? Or maybe you want some of my salad all over your face, OOHHHHAHHHHHH!(puts salad on himself)
1. Oh my God! 2. Oh my me! how are you
1. Smile and say: Hi, I’m 2. Mary Katherine Gallager 1. Good, try again 2. Hi, I’m Mary Katherine Gallager 1.Good, and where is your hand? In a new friends hand, that’s where!!
1. Where are your parents? 2. They were savagely ripped apart by a school of hammerhead sharks 1. That seems to happen a lot
1.howard 2. here 3. howard thinks all the girls want to sleep with him. and the guys too. 1. what are you looking at fruity? i dont play butt-darts. im allll for the laaaadiessss
1.VD rules!! 2. A b-b-b-blistering, puss-filled sinful matter.. but let’s have some fun and meet our judges!
1Evian’s a super ass 2 She does have a super ass 1 I know!
1Oh my god!2 Oh my me!
1What’s bugga bugga? 2I don’t know. But if I say it, you better fucking figure it out.
aaaah look at cha’, my pretty lil girrrl… sitting there with your face all painted up… with your littllllllle haltor top, your nothing but a littllllle sAAAAlut! DONT CALL ME THAT! I’M A PORTURICAN LADY SENOR! we know you’re a sAAAAlut SIBIL ANN DORASET WE KNOW YOUR A LITTLLLE SAAAAAAAALUT! NO I’M NOT! I’M NOT A SLUT! (she falls out of the confession box and the door falls down… she wispers ‘I’M NOT A SLUT’ as shes putting the door back up)
And Where is your hand? In another friends hand, that’s where.
Are you aware that i am rubber and you are glue and everthing you say bounces back off of me and sticks onto you…just put that in your back pocket
are you aware that i’m rubber your glue whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you! So stick that in your back pocket!
At least my mom didn’t name me after bottled water, Evian!!
Aw, look at ya. My pretty little girl. Sittin’ there with your face all painted up. You’re nothing but a little slut Cybil-Anne Dorsett, you know you’re a little slut!
aww look atcha. my pretty little girl, sittin there with her face all painted up and that little halter top on. your nothin but a little slut.
dont call me that! i am a puertan rican lady senor!
we all know your a slut sybil ann dorsset! we all know your a little slut!
no im not! im not a slut, im not a slut, im not a slut, im not a slut, i aint no sluuuuut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bartholomue, nice name. Debbie, shave your legs. Hey Tom, sorry your dads dead
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Did I say Lezbo?
Did it ever occur to you that I am rubber and you are glue and everything you say to me bounces off of me and sticks to you. Yeah well just put that in your back pocket.
Do you have a best friend? Do you wanna be my best friend?
OK but i have to be honest with you…your intense energy is making me feel a little bit BOMBARDED.
Dreams can come true you know
Everybody Ance Now!……. I’m sorry, sometimes I have too much sugar and… sorry.
Evian – And Helen, I’m sorry I made fun of your very hairy lip.
Evian – So it’s over? You’re telling me that it’s over? Sky – Yeah I guess so…Hey Barthalemue, nice name!
Evian: I’m Still gonna see you right? Sky’s Mom: Oh So now you’re giving me attitude…what ya gonna do? hit me too?!?!
Evian: Maybe I’ll wanna kick your ass.
Mary: Maybe I’ll wanna KICK YO ASS!
Evian: Well bring it on super suck!
Father, it has been two days since my last confetion.
Girl: What does that mean? Grandma: I don’t know, but you’d better fucking figure it out.
Girls have a button and boys have a pole and wicked touching takes its tole!
Girls havea button and boys have a pole and wicked touching takes its tole, and those who disobey will burn and fester in the VD firey pits of hell
Go drink a bottle of yourself
Go drink a bottle of yourself!
Grandma – What are you doing? Mary – I’m using my telechenisis to kill the girl who threw pig blood on me at the prom. Grandma – ok.
Grandmother: MARY? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Mary: i’m trying to use my telekenesis to kill the girl who through pigs blood on me at the prom.
Grandmother: um ok.
he said you have nice moves, which means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you’re doable… so BASICALLY, he was asking you to sleep with him.
helen: DO YOU HAVE A BEST FRRRRRRRIEND?!?!?!?!? CAN I BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!?!?!?!?
mary katerin ghallager: ummm sure. but your intense energy is making me feel a bit bombarded.
helen: OOOOOK!!!!
here, but i dont know where here is coz im so wasted man!!
Here, but satan speaks for me…obviousely.
Here..but uh..the devil speaks for me..obviously!
Hey Bartholomule nice name.
Hey Brad….Peanut butter and jelly..classic
Hey Batholemue nice name
hey greg…sorry your dads dead……
Hey beccy……whased your hair
Hey beccy shaved your legs……
Hay mr. rinstine pupelicious I love it
Hey Evian…You should be really embarrassed, becuase your parents named you after bottled water!
Howard Feinsteine? –Yo, present! Wanna quit lookin at me fruity? I don’t play but darts, okay? I loooove the ladies!
i did the fax machine for you!
I don’t play butt darts
I just want you all to know that I am multi-talented, but today I have chosen to express myself through song.
I told her to move her big white butt, or i would call a cock her hunky ass.
I told her to move her big white butt, or i would calla cock her hunky ass.
I told her to move her big, white butt or I would cold-cock her honky ass.
I was just like, walking down the street one day when this man walk up to me and asked i said and the next thing you know, I’m in New York on the cover or Vogue.
I was just walking down the street one day and a man came up to me and he said, ‘Would you like to be a supermodel?’, and I said ‘Oui’, and the next day, I’m in New York on the cover of Vogue
I wore my keylime lip gloss just for you,You shut up, no you shut up, do you want a spankin? Do you want me to spank your booty? Spank it up Spanky.
If I were Carrie I would use my Telekenisis to KILL YOU!
Im sorry but I just cant let himenly challenged dogs audition.
It’s okay. No big deal.
Just doing my part to save the rain forest.
Just remember that girls have a button and boys have a pole and wicked touching takes its toll
Mary Katherine: Forgive me Father for I have sinned,
it has been 2 days since my last confession.
Priest: Tell me your sins.
Mary Katherine: My feelings would be best expressed
in a monologue from the made for tv
movie Sybill starring a young Miss
Sally Field as a woman with multiple
personality disorder.
Priest: Go Ahead
Mary Katherine: (In a raspy voice) Aw look at ya, my
pretty little girl, sittin there with
her face all painted up and your little
halter top your nothin but a little slut!
(With a Puerto Rican Accent) Don’t call
me that! I’m a Puerto Rican Lady senor.
(In a raspy voice) We all know your a slut
Sybill Ann Dorasset. We know your little slut!
(Shouting in Puerto Rican accent) NO i’m not!
I’m not a slut! I’m not a slut! I’m not a slut!
I’m not a slut! I ain’t no slut!
Mary, I wouldn’t recommend you saying superstar anymore because some people might say you super SUCK
Mary- Just doing my part to save the rainforest
My body!
My feelings would be best expressed in a monologue from the made for tv movie Sybill starring a young miss Sally Field. Oh look at you painted up in your little halter top, you’re nothing but a litle slut. I’m a Puerto Rican lady senor. You’re nothing but a little slut Sybill Ann Dorsett. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I’m not a slut. I ain’t no slut!
my feelings would best be expressed in a monologue from the made-for-TV movie, Portrait of a Teenage Centerfold, starring Miss Lori Singer from Footloose.
no, i’m just so high i think i’m drunk.
noo im just so high…..i just THINK im drunk
one day i was just walking down the street and this man he came up to me he sed would you like to be a super model and three weeks later i was on the cover of vouge
one day i was walking down the street and this man came up to me and asked me if i wanted to be a supermodel, and i said yah, and the next day i was on the cover of VOGUE
one day i was walking to the street and this mans comes up to me and asks if i wanted to be a supa model, and i said ”SURE” and the next day i was on the cover of VOGUE!
Oww. my titties
Please dont let Slater find out that i went to the bathroom in the pool tonite.
please god forgive me, for not telling him i went to the bathroom in the pool tonight
So I let Sky go and I decided to let my dream go too. ‘Cause maybe that was all it would ever be: a dream. Or maybe not.
So one day i vas valking down zee street and a man came up to me and he said, would you like to be a supermodel? and i said, oui and zee next day i was in new york on the cover of vogue.
Sometimes when I get nervous I stick my hands under my arms and I smell them like that….
Sometimes when I get nervous, I put my fingers under my arms and – I SMELL ‘EM LIKE THAT! *snifffff*
sometimes when i get nervous, i put my hands under my armpits and then i smell them lkke this….
supermodel documentary hour!
Superstar!!
Teacher- (taking roll) Maria Ganitisis?
Maria Ganitisis- Here. but dead, the devil speaks for me (whispers) obviously
thats howard he thinks all the girls like him…and the boys..
howard: what are you looking at… are you gay? I LOVE THE LADIESSSS
the boy in the plastic bubble…thats my 19th favorite made for tv movie of all time…thats my 19th too…a bubble for me..to be…germ free…you..and me..and me..[laugh]
the devil speks for me…obviously.
There are two ways to get into the water. First you take your toe and you gently test the water’s temperature, and if that feels okay, then you slowly get in, letting your body adjust to the cold. Then there’s this way- you JUMP! Hi, that’s me, Mary Katherine Gallagher, it’s nice to meet you.
They say God works in mysterious ways…In my case, very mysterious
This is the mommy and this is the baby ad they hold hands cuz they’re friends.
This is the mommy and this is the baby!
Time for Supermodel Documentary Hour…One day, I was walking down the street, and this man came up to me and said ‘would you like to be a supermodel’ and I said ‘oui’ and the next day I was in New York on the cover of Vogue
wanna quit lookin at me fruity? i don’t play butt darts, alright? i looovvvve the ladieeess!
Well maybe I’ll just KICK YO ASS!
well your parents named you after bottled water!
What are you gonna do…hit me too?
What are you lookin at fruity?.. I don’t play butt darts… I loveee the ladiiess.
What, are you gay?
Five times more gay than you think, peaches!
wow…..that’s really insightful
you are a special girl mary so special we are going to put you in special ed.
You could have a chance to be an extra in a movie with positive moral values…
you have some nice moves…nices moves…ooooves
You hurt my titty!
You know what evian? You should be really imbarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water.
You should be ashamed of yourself because your parents named you after bottled water
You shut up, no you shut up. Do you want me to spank your booty?
huh, you want me to spank it? I’ll spank it, I’ll spank it!
You super-SUCK!
You told me to jump in.
Your a special girl. Thats why we are putting you in special ed.
Your birthmark looks like shit
your birthmark looks like shit
Your birthmark looks like shit!!
Your birthmark looks like shit.
YOUR BIRTHMARK LOOS LIKE SHIT!
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