Bus Ticket salesman: Where to?
Gib:Nowhere, Just browsing.
Gary: Hi, I’m Gary Cooper, but not the Gary Cooper that’s dead.
Gib: Thanks for the ride i’ve been out here all day! I’m Not interrupting anything am I?
Man: No me and the wife are just having a little squabble okay.
Gib: Oh, its not easy getting rides you know, I mean most people are afraid to pick up hitchikers, I mean you never know who you might pick up! I mean I could be some crazed slimeball! I mean a real deranged violent psycho you know what I mean?! I mean a guy who would rip your heart out and eat it just for pleasure!! I’m talking about a total maniac!! do you know what I mean? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!!
Man: Uhhh, yeah.
Gib: Wha.. why arent we moving?! Dont you wanna give me a ride?
Man: I’m only going about another mile…
Gib: THEN WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PICK ME UP FOR?!? DO YOU THINK I’VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN TO SIT HERE AND PASS THE TIME WITH YOU?! SHIT-BRAINS!!…….. I dont think I want this ride after all, and, I think i’ll take your wife if you dont mind.
Gib: And then I thought maybe on each one of these other worlds theres a little kid just like me only maybe hes in the shape of a sponge or a pinball machine or whatever but, hes up there…
Gib: Its locked, good, this is very good, its important that this place should have an airtight security system in the middle of nowhere!!
Gib: Its locked, good, this is very good, its important that this place should have an airtight security system in the middle of nowhere!!
Gib: Would you like a cup for Justin?!
Alison: Jason
Gib: Whatever, he probably eats paste!
Gib: ‘Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?’
Girl: He says youre a real gourmet, and youre a virgin.
Gib: What?!
Girl: He thinks you might be gay.
Gib: SHHH! why did you have to say that?
Girl: I didnt say it Lance said it!
Gib: Excuse me wont you, I have to go and kick the shit out of someone! Just one second…
Jason: Look at these people, they probably think theyre having a good time!
Lance: Whats the first thing youre going to do when you meet her?
Gib: Shave my head and join a polynesian monastery.
Lance: Why dont you go over there and… look for something.
Alison: Hey look a party! Lets go.
Jason: You know how we feel about parties, they’re hot and loud and crouded, and the only reason people go is to pick some one up. Now why would we wanna do something like that?
Alison: Lets go to disney land
Jason: Disney land is for children
Alison: Well lets do sumthing crazy, sumthing totally outrageous!
Jason: I know what we can do!
Alison: What!
Jason: I’ll spot you 50 points, now that will add some excitement to the game!
allison: are you ok?
gib: yeah.
allison kicks him
Gib makes a painful moaning sound telling us (since he is behind a wall) exactly where he got kicked
allison: are you ok?
gib: yeah.
allison kicks him
allison: are you ok?
gib: yeah.
allison kicks him
Gib makes a painful moaning sound telling us (since he is behind a wall) exactly where he got kicked
allison: are you ok?
gib: yeah.
allison kicks him
Gib makes a painful moaning sound telling us (since he is behind a wall) exactly WHERE he got kicked
cadillac of all pencils
Driving with a load not properly tied down.
Elliot? You can not name the kid Elliot. Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste.
Feelings.
Friend: I hear she only likes the intellectual types.
Gib: I’m intellectual and stuff.
Friend: Your failing English, its your mother tongue, and stuff.
Gib: Driving with the load not properly tied down.
Gib: What would you like?
400-lb guy: I don’t know…I want something light.
Gib: You mean like a nice chablis?…Bartender, get this man a trough of spritzer….
How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
I flunk English, I’m outta here. Gee, Mom will be heartbroken, Dad will be pissed off. I get maybe a 6 month grace period, and then I gotta get a job. You know what that means. ::pause:: That’s right. They start me off at the drive-up window and I gradually work my way up from shakes to burgers. Then one day, my lucky break comes: the french fry guy dies and they offer me the job. But the day I’m supposed to start, some men come by in a black Lincoln Continental and offer me a quick $300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. ::pause:: When I get out of jail, I’m 36 years old. No job, no upward mobility, very few teeth. Living in a flophouse, then one day they find me, face down in the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner, and why? Why? Because you wouldn’t help me in English? You were too busy, too busy to help a drowning madman!
I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune.
I was in Paris once with my wife… boy am I glad she’s dead.
Gib: How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?
Gib: What the hell’s wrong with being stupid once in awhile? Does everything you do always have to be sensible? Haven’t you ever thrown waterballoons off a roof? When you were a little kid didn’t you ever sprinkle soap flakes on the living room floor ’cause you wanted to make it snow in July? Didn’t you ever get really shitfaced and maybe make a complete fool of yourself and still have an excellent time?
Lance’s frat brother: Three thousand miles just to get laid. I really respect that.
Gib: Sorry I’m late. There was this big problem… and I’m late because of it.
Alison: What are you doing?
Gib: I’m going to bed.
Alison: Not with me you’re not.
Gib: I’m not going to bed with you, I’m going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.
1)He eats cheese balls and beer for breakfast! 2)How do you know what he eats for breakfast!?
I was in Paris once with my wife…boy am I glad she’s dead.
No, no credit cards work on an entierly diffrent type of lock.
NO. I have a credit card. But wait, my Dad said it was for emergencies only.
Well maybe one will come up.
Oh look, flannel sheets. You know the longer you use them, the softer they become. My goodness by the time we have out farm house, well they’ll be encredible wont they.
Oh, eight o’clock. That’s when I rearrange my sock drawer.
Oh, good! Cheetos in Albuquerque!
She happens to be a fine judge of quality shirtware.
Spontaneity has its time and place.
Teacher: Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why? Alison: You can’t go up there! Gib: This is a free country, i can go anywhere i want.
We speak eachother’s unspoken language….fluently.
The age of aquarius.
Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?
Whoops, this is Beth, sorry about the above. My mistake! :o)
You know, I’ve never met anyone like you before. Usually when I meet someone new I feel awkward and shy. But with you it’s different. I can talk to you. You know what I’m thinking without my having to explain to you in fancy terms. We speak each other’s unspoken language… fluently. I love you.
You know, junk food doesn’t deserve the bad rap that it gets. Take these pork rinds for example. This particular brand contains two percent of the R.D.A, that’s Recommended Daily Allowance, of riboflavin.
You pay for the traffic tickets and I’ll get you in the saddle
You want it. I want it. You know I want it. You don’t have to bullshit me to get it. And even if you do bullshit me, you still get it.
You want. I want it. You know I want it. You don’t have to bullshit me to get it. And even if you do bullshit me, you still get.
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