1)They have taken him.
2)Woah! How’d he do that?
3)Like this – They have taken him.
1. Adam, you’re driving!
2. Yeah, ain’t it bitchin’?
1: How’d you get out of the handcuffs? 2: I swallowed a key last Thursday. 2: Howd you know you were going to be handcuffed. 3: I didn’t. I swallow a key EVERY Thursday.
1:we are looking for something money can’t buy. The Knives of Kwan Su. 2)Knives? Money can’t buy knives? So, i walk into a knive store and i tell the clerk..’Here’s a millin dollars, can i buy a knife?’ the clerk says, ‘NO! money can’t buy knives.’
1:we are looking for something money can’t buy. The Knives of Kwan Su. 2)Knives? Money can’t buy knives? So, i walk into a knive store and i tell the clerk..’Here’s a millin dollars, can i buy a knife?’ the clerk says, ‘NO! money can’t buy knives.’ 3: Will somebody shut him up? 4: I’d cut him…but I don’t have a knife.
A biosphere, it’s like a big bubble thing in the desert lots of plants and animals, no one’s allowed in or out. It would be impossible for me to explain it to a man like yourself.
Boy, those uniforms really give them a chemelon-like ability to blend in with their surroundings!
Brothers don’t surf.
Don’t make me come out there and beat you with my leg that no longer works! CAUSE I’LL DO IT!
Hey, I found Waldo! Really? Psyche!
I just want you to know that I felt really safe in your arms. And I’ve never said that to a man before.
I’m just waxing the old man-to-wave friction reducing vehicle…the surfboard.
kwan soo dude
Kwantzu: Theylove this word. It must mean free beer or something.
Me no speak English…I just wash dishes.
money can’t buy knives
MOTOSURF!
motto surf 2)motto surf 3) motto surf
Never mess with Zorro.
No not Portisan! Patusan!
Normally, I would stay and fight to the death too, but it is a school night!
On the third day of expedition, the group came across a large rubber tree, unforunatly, they could not cut it down because, as we know it, money can’t buy knives. So, walking around the plant, they contiued on the shores of Patusan.
On the third day of the expedition, they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know money can’t buy knives. Walking around the plant they continued on the shores of Patusan.
Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?!
You know I’d cut him but I don’t have a knife.
portisan? ewww…I give up the throne. Not portisan…patusan
Seriously, if you don’t want chives I won’t put them in!
Seriously, theres dynamite here. Well throw it at them! *clunk* I got one. I got one! Love of Kwantzu. Light it first!
Skateboard-yah!
Something happened, I don’t know what it is but it happened. And know everytime I say What if? It comes true! I said What if the house blows up? and it blew up! I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power? Oh my god! I just said What if I lose this power?! I just had the power and I blew it. I just had it and I lost it!
Something not even money can buy. The Knives of Kwantzu.
Knives? Oh yeah, seriously thats something money can’t buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutley store and said, Here’s $100,000 can I buy a knife? They said No! Money can’t buy knives. Gee I guess that why you hardly see any of them around.
Spirit or No Spirit. You swing that thing at me one more time and im gonna kick your butt.
They are crown princes and their father was a king. And you are a Maniac and your father was a Maniac an— 2( His father was a Maniac and his father was a Maniac — Adamd don’t help me. But you get the point… and the guy he bought his house from was a Maniac…. ADAM!
Wax. You gotta have wax.
While in Patusan, guests of the Revolution stay at the Meglobb Hilton. Thats the Megrobb Hilton serving strange things and shells since 1207. Ooh I got to get a T-shirt.
your leading a army. oh my god your wearing a tu tu
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