. . . or I scrape off all her makeup!! (Pauses) This could take a really long time.
#1 How much did water and power pay you to spy on us? #2 Two dollars and fifteen cents!
(becky walks in on her boyfriend watering the vegetables) Becky:(in german accent) you’ve been stealing water richard: what gave you that idea? Becky: Take off your clothes. NOW! Richard: ok ok. (takes off his shirt. she gestures for him to take off his trousers and he does so) becky: Did i tell you to stop?
…not if its Monopoly ’cause I kick ass at that game. Well, okay, but I get to be the shoe.
…not if its Monopoly cause I kick ass at that game. Well, okay, but I get to be the shoe.
…Or I’ll fly this rocket right up your socket!
1)i got your proof 2)whoop there it is
1.) How much did Water and Power pay you to spy on us? 2.) Two dollars and fiteeeen cents! (giggling)
1.) You know what I think? 2.) No. What? 1.) I think you have a big, honkin’ booger hanigin’ out of your left nostril and you should use this finger to pick it out! (flips him off)
1.no one’s seen your peanut dick either. 2.I’m telling. 1.Go ahead
1: How much did Water+Power pay you to spy on us?! 2: Two dollars and fifteen cents!
1: How much is Water and Power paying you to spy on us?!
2: Two dollars and fifteen cents!
1: If you let us out, Jet and I could make it worth your while. 2: You got baseball cards?
a) How much they pay you to spy on us? b) Two dollars and fifteen cents!!
Come Shaneequa!
The je ne se qua has left the building, gurl!
eight eight the burning hate between Sunday and Monday hangs a day so dark it will devastate
Feeling a little inadequate?
i got two words for you, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
I was a dog, but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status.
I’m gonna hit you so hard, yo’ children’ll be born bruised!
I’m gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!
I’ve got two words for you, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.
It’s been swell… but the swelling’s gone down.
Jet: what the hell are you doing those guys’ll mangle you! Becky: Jet. They’re men!
lock up your sons
Lock up your sons!
Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now please.
My mom and your mom were hanging out Yo
Now, salute me.
places to wreck, people to do
Rebecca: I’ve got two words for you: BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!
Rebecca: It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.
sgt smalls: fuck me. jet: how many times do i have to tell you, i dont want to. (she shoots him in the head)
TG: The tank isn’t glad. Sad. Mad. Lonely.
Jet: It isn’t operational.
TG: How do I know you’re not lying?? *grabs Jet’s thoat*
Jet:*choking* Because if I was lying you lungs would be full of cyanide gas..
TG:*lets go* Cool, so we get a new tank
This comet came crashing into the earth. BAM! Total devastation. No celebrities, no cable TV, *no water*! It hasn’t rained in 11 years. Now, 20 people gotta squeeze into the same bathtub. So it ain’t all bad.
Two dollars and fifteen cents!
You gotta think about it like the fisrst time you had sex. You gotta say, ‘Daddy, are you sure this is right?’
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