Everyone has a talent.
Get your ass on the next plane to Winston-Salem.
If I can convince just one of these kids to start smoking, I’ve paid for my flight, round trip.
If you can do tobacco, you can do anything.
See, Joey, that’s the beauty of argument. If you argue correctly, you’re never wrong.
Some things are just more important than the mortgage.
These days if someone smokes they’re either a psychopath or European.
When Ron Goody acts like an asshole on Joan Lunden, I am being an asshole on Joan Lunden.
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