(Troy):Are we shooting? (Soldier 1): What? (Troy): Are we shooting people or what? (Soldier 1): Are we shooting? (Troy): That’s what I’m asking you! (Soldier 1): What’s the answer? (Troy): I don’t know the answer, that’s what I’m trying to find out! (Conrad, to Bolo): I can see a grain of sand in there, I just can’t get it out… (Soldier 2):Hey you gimme some gum? (Soldier 3): I already gave you some! (Troy): I think this guy has a weapon…yeah, he does! -gunshot-
(Conrad): Congratulations, my man! You just shot yourself a raghead! Dag! I didn’t think I would see anybody getting shot in this war! (Soldier 1): hey, take a picture!
–Are you ready to work with me now?
–Yeah, I’m ready to work with you.
–Good, because I’ve got an amazing lead.
–I told you Lexus doesn’t make a convertible.
–Yes they do. It has room in the back for a kid’s seat.
–Infiniti has a convertible, but not Lexus.
–Wrong.
–Either way, the Good Lord has put this map in our path and I believe
we’re gonna find something.
–Yeah, he could also put a land mine in our path if we go out there.
–I’m gonna buy a set of Lexus convertibles in every color.
–I told you, Lexus don’t make a convertible.
–I’ll bet you a Lexus they do.
–Alright, but it won’t be a convertible.
–Let’s just stick to the plan The plan is for the gold, right?
–Hold on, we can help these people first, and then we can be on our
way.
–Oh look at you, Adriana. Look at what’s become of you.
–Yeah, look at me. I’ve got my clothes on. I’m dressed!
–One gold Rolex would get me a very nice split-level house outside of
Garland.
–Five Rolexes would get my family that Lexus convertible.
–Sir?
–Yes?
–Is it true to be in special forces you have to cut an enemy’s ear off?
–Are you able to contain him?
–Yes, sir.
–Sit down. What do you see here?
–Bunkers, sir.
–What’s in them?
–Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
–What was that?
–I rigged the football with C-4, sir.
–Why would you do that?
–You’re scared, right?
–Maybe.
1 – They pulled it outta the guy’s ass.
2 – That’s not the real story.
3 – Then what is the real story?
2 – They got it outta the guy’s dick. With a pair of tweezers.
3 – A ten page document of Saddam’s?
2 – Yeah. Except it was real small. Like the books you find in the boxes of Cracker Jack’s.
1: I’m talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
2: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water and make soup?
1: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.
1: No unnecessary shots, Conrad, ’cause we know what they do.
2: Make infected pockets full of bile, sir.
1: That’s right, Conrad, that’s what they do.
1: Take those off!
2: I didn’t get to use night-vision.
1: They don’t work during the day!
2: They do, kinda.
1: The way it works is, you do the thing you’re scared shitless of, and you get the courage AFTER you do it, not before you do it.
2: That’s a dumbass way to work. It should be the other way around.
1: I know. That’s the way it works.
A ten-page atlas of Saddam’s bunkers?
Are we shooting people or what?
Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they’d
have our support. They didn’t. Now they’re being slaughtered.
Chief: I told you, Lexus doesn’t make a convertible.
Chief: Just us and a humvee out by the Euphrates River Valley.
Conrad: Where they put Moses in the basket.
Chief: That’s Egypt
Conrad: We three kings be stealin’ the gold. . . My friends all drive porsches I must make amends.
Conrad, stop talking now!
Conrad: Hey! No comprende English, motherfucker?
Troy: Hey, what is your problem? Could you act in a more professional manner please, you’re makin’ ’em crazy!
Conrad:I wanted to be professional, he just wouldn’t take his fuckin’ rags off.
Troy: Just pay attention to how it’s done: Excuse me, sir, listen sir, we’re gonna need you to disrobe like all the other towelheads, okay?
Well i hate to see it come to this. Strip him down.
Conrad: Whoa!Whoa! Whoawhoawhoawhoa! Troy! Troy, Troy, come here check this out!
Troy: There’s a document in that guys ass.
Conrad: We’ve got a classified situation here!
Bolo: You think he ate it?
Troy: No, it wouldn’t come out perfect like that if he ate it. Pull it out Private, pull it out!
Conrad: Aww man, I didn’t join the Army to pull paper outta people’s asses! Nosir, not what I signed up for!
Troy: Open it up.
Conrad: You only gave me one glove!
Troy: Well I’m sorry, I only have one glove. But you have to open it up, that’s how the chain of command works!
God Bless the USA.
I don’t really have a day job sir.
I knew this colour would come in handy
If they surrender, don’t shoot, if
they don’t surrender, then shoot.
If you leave me now.
Is this the proctology tent?
Poor fuckin’ birds!
Saddam’s comming and he’s pissed!
SOLDIER #1:
I didn’t think I’d see anyone get
shot over here.
VIG:
It looked like the guy’s head blew
three feet into the air —
That’s what makes Rangers badass, we get the best flashlights.
The plan is for the gold, right?
Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map… okay?
Walter, just stand outside so Chief can translate my Iraqi ass map… okay?
We three kings be stealin’ the gold.
We’re fighting Saddam and dying, and you’re stealing gold.
What is the problem with Michael Jackson?
What’s the most important thing in life?
why can’t you just speak american
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