1: If you eat my yogurt again, I’m gonna kill you. I’m gonna fucking kill you. 2: You make murder sound so sexual.
1:Straight sex is better than gay sex, it’s written in the Bible.
2:Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?
Golly, I love big words.
Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
The taste of semen makes me gay! , Who’s semen have you been tasting? Answer: My own!
You have the hots for me, I have the hots for him, and sooner or later he’s gonna have the hots for you.
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