#1. Didnt I tell you the phone in the limo was busted,so I cant get ahold of my bitches. #2.YEAH! The phone in the limo is busted. What is ya? Ignorant!
#1: Merry New Year! #2: It’s ‘Happy’ New Year.
(1)Looking good Billy Ray. (2)Feeling good Louis.
(both yelling)
(1)Looking good, Billy Ray!
(2)Feeling good, Louis!
–Looking good, Billy Ray!
–Feeling good, Louis!
…and she stepped on the ball!
1) Do you honestly believe I’d have a nigger run our family business?
2) No, neither would I
1) Once you’ve been with man with no eyes and no legs you’ll never look back baby….We can make it baby…me and you…YOU BITCH!!!
1) Tell us about how you beat on the cop. 2)Yo, I didn’t beat on no cop I beat on the cops (s) plural, beat the shit out of nine or ten cops and I had to change my whole strategy around! 1) Tell us how you cut ’em 2) Yo’ I didn’t cut ’em with no knife man 1) But last night you told us you cut the dude! 2) It’s with these I cut ’em! I am a chain belt in kung-fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this! WAAAATAAAAA! HOIIIIII! ATAAAA1ETAAAA! CHYEAAAAAAAAHH! That’s called the quart-o-blood technique, you do that a quart of blood just drop out a persons body. 3) Well, you beat up on a guy, you put a guy in the hostpital, how come I don’t see no marks on you? 2) ‘Cause I’m a karate man! Alright? Karate men bruise on the inside, they don’t show their weaknesses. But you wouldn’t know nothin about that cause you a big Barry White looking motherfucker! 3) When they put you in here and they booked you, you was crying like a pussy! 4) Yeah! 2)That’s because the cops threw tear gas in my face man, and that’s the type of shit they use on crowds and I still walk in here like a man so get outta my face alright? I just hope my bitches hurry up and get here. I ain’t got no time to be messing with you in this cell! 3)Just where is your BITCHES? Mr. big time pimp! 2) Didn’t I tell you the phone in my limo was busted and I can’t get in contact with my bitches? 1) Yeah the phone in the limo was busted what are you IGNORANT?!!!
1) Tell us about how you beat on the cop. 2)Yo I didn’t beat on no cop I beat on the cops (s) plural, beat the shit out of 9 or ten cops and i had to change my whole strategy around! 1) Tell us how you cut em 2) yo I didn’t cut em with no knife man 1) But last night you told us you cut the dud! 2) It’s with these I cut em! I am a chain belt kung-fu Bruce Lee was my teacher watch this! WAAAATAAAAA! HOIIIIII! ATAAAA1ETAAAA! CHYEAAAAAAAAHH! That’s called the quart-o-blood technique, you do that a quart of blood just drop out a persons body. 3) Well, you beat up on a guy, you put a guy in the hostpital, how come I don’t see no marks on you? 2) Cos I’m a karate man! Alright? Karate men bruise on the inside, they don’t show their weaknesses. But you wouldn’t know nothing about that cos youa big Barry White looking motherfucker! 3) When they put you in here and they booked you, you was crying like a pussy! 4) Yeah! 2)That’s because the cops threw tear gas in my face man, and that’s the type of shit they use on crowds and I still walk in here like a man so get outta my face alright? I just hope my bitches hurry up and get here I ain’t got no time to be messing with you in this cell! 3)Just who is your BITCHES? Mr. big time pimp! 2) Didn’t I tell you the phone in my Limo was busted and I can’t get in contact with my bitches? 1) Yeah the phone in the limo was busted what are you IGNORANT?!!!
1. How much. 2. A dollar 1. Onnne Dollar. Fine. If that’s the way they like it…..Fine.
1. The Dukes ruined my life over a bet? For how much?
2. A dollar.
1.) Eszera, bet you thought I forgot your bouns….here you go
2.) Thank you, Mr. Duke…..$5…..now I can go to the movies, …by myself
3.) Half of that is from me
4.) Why thank you, Mr. Mortimer
1.) Looking good, Billy Ray!
2.) Feeling good, Louis!
1.)Would you like me to turn on the jacuzzi sir? 2.)Man I knew you all was faggots!1.)Its a whirlpool bath sir. I think you’ll enjoy it.
2.)Hey!bubbles! Man when we was kids and we wanted bubbles we had to fart in the tub!
1.I wish my bitches would get here. I ain’t got time to be sitting in this cell with you. 2.Where are your bitches, Mr. Big-Time Pimp?
1.[to 3] Didn’t I tell you that the phone in my limousine is busted, and I can’t get in contact with my bitches? [to 2] Yeah! The phone in the limo was busted. What is ya, ignorant?
1>You can’t just go around blowin’ peoples heads off wit’ a shotgun just cause you’re mad at ’em.
2>Why not?
20,000! last week I saw a cheque in the Duke’s account for 50,000!!!
1: Louis bet me that we couldn’t get rich and put you in the poorhouse at the same time. He didn’t think we could do it, so I won.
2: And I lost. (hands over money) One dollar!
> I’ll give you 50 bucks for it.
>> 50 bucks? No, no, no… this is a Rochefoucault. The thinnest water resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres… This is THE sports watch of the 80s. $6,955 retail.
> You got a receipt?
>> No… Look… it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Schdadt…
> Yeah? Well, in Philadelphia its worth 50 bucks…
>> Just give me the money.
> Mortimer… Your brother, he’s… not well…
>> Fuck him!
and he’s wearing my Harvard tie, like oh sure , he went to Harvard
and she stepped on the ball
Buy low, sell high – Fear, that’s the other guy’s problem !
Buy low, sell high.
cracked crab
didn’t i tell you the phone is broke in my limousine so i can’t call
my bitches?
Do you honestly believe I’d have a nigger run our family business?
No, neither would I.
Er I was with the green berets er, special unit battalion er, commando airborne tactics specialist tactics er, unit battalion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was agent orange that was my name agent orange, special agent orange that was me.
excuse me officer might I suggest you use your night stick
excuse me officer might I suggest you use your nightstick
GET LOST YOU MAGGOT!
ghi
Give me a shot Lois.. I’ll do all the nice things you like…!!
He was wearing my tie, Like oh sure He went to Harvard.
hey!! Billy Ray Valentine Capricorn
I am a chain belt in King Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher. Watch this (karate sequence). That’s called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a person’s body.
I was Agent Orange…
It’s a miracle!! I have legs…and I can see!
I’d love to help you man, but I ain’t seen nothing since I stepped on that landmine in Vietkong back in ’72. It was rough, very painful.
I’m a karate man, alright? A karate man bruises on the inside, they don’t show their weaknesses. But you don’t know that cause you a big Barry White lookin’ mother fucker. Now get off my back, alright?
i’m a karete man nigger briuse on the inside
I’m blind, I’m blind
i’ve been waiting for you Billy-Ray
I’ve got whiskey
If you beat up on so many cops, how comes we don’t see no scrathes on you?
Coz i’m a karate man, bruise on the inside, don’t show my weaknesses
Im a Karate man I bruise on the inside.
In Philadelphia, it’s worth fifty bucks.
In Philadelphia…..Its worth fifty bucks!….
Is that your purse?
Is there a problem officers?!
Is there a problem oficers?
It ain’t cool bein’ no jive turkey, this close to Thanksgivin’
It was the Dukes, it was the Dukes
It’s 10 o’clock ….. HERE’S JOHNNY!!
it’s new years…let them have their fun.
jj
legs! I have legs!
Look at that s car go
look randolph look
Merry New Year
my brother numsi!!! aboya aboya aboya huh…aboya aboya aboya huh
My God! The Dukes are going to corner the entire frozen orange juice market!
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie.
Of course theres something wrong with him he’s a negro
Randolph) There’s nothing wrong with that man and I can prove it. (Mortimer) Of course there’s something wrong with him …. HE’S A NEGRO. He’s probably been stealing since he could crawl.
Say man, when I was growing up and I wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!
strip motherfucker before I tare you a new asshole!
that one must be the female…
(sound muffled as clarence beeks is gagged and in a gorilla suit) FEMALE!!!??
That’s called the quart of blood technique. You do that, a quart of blood drop out a persons body.
There you go mortimer….one dollar.
Think big, think positive, never show any sign of weakness. Buy low, sell high. Fear? That’s the other guy’s problem. Nothing you have ever experienced will prepare you for the unlimited carnage you are about to witness. Superbowl, World Series — they don’t know what pressure is. In this building, it’s either kill or be killed. You make no friends in the pits and you take no prisoners. One moment you’re up half a mil in soybeans and the next, boom, your kids don’t go to college and they’ve repossessed your Bentley. Are you with me ?
Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness. Always go for the throat. Buy low, sell high. Fear . . . that’s the other guy’s problem.
this is Angel-Dust! PCP!…DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF DOES TO KIDS!?!?
This is Billyray’s vase, right?
THOSE MEN TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME
Those men tried to have sex with me!
Turn the machines back on, TURN THE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh I was with the Green Beret special unit batallion commando airborne tactic specialist unit batallion. Yeah it was real hush hush. I was Agent Orange. That was my name, Agent Orange. Specialist Agent Orange, that was me.
Want some Beef Jerky?
We’ve done it before.
When we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub!
Where is your bitches, Mr. Big Time Pimp?
Where’s Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?! i said who’s been putting their Kools out on my floor.. It’s Persian..!!
Yahh, I am Swedish.
But you are wearing Lederhosen!
Yo, when they brought you in here and booked you, you was crying like a pussy.
Zederkai my friend
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