Movie Quotes from True Lies: Quotes from the movie True Lies

Yup…she’s got her head in the guys lap all right… yahoo.

#1: Ask me a question I would normally lie to. #2: Are we going to die? #1: Yep!

#1: Is there anything you’d like to tell me before we start? #2: Yeah: I’m going to kill you pretty soon.

(Girl walks in wearing large helmet)
I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon.

–Can you hurry up. My horse is getting tired.
–Your horse?

1 (takes a puff of a cigarette and coughs) 2)Dick-head! 1)Blow me!

1)Have you ever killed anyone?
2)Yeah, but they were all bad.

1-do you know what this is?
2-i know what this is. (1 smiles)it’s an expresso machine.
1-(frowns)
2-no no no it’s a snowcone maker.
1-(walks tward 2 n frowns again)
2- is it a water heater?

1-do you know what this is?
2-i know what this is.(1 smiles) it’s an expresso machine
1-(frowns)
2-no no no it’s a snowcone maker. thats what it is
1-(walks tward 1 n frowns again)
2-is it a water heater?

1-What do you think I’m blind? 2-Ya well you do look like Ray Charles.

1. Hey, were you born in a barn?
2. whorehouse

1. I’m in…I’m up her skirt and…..
2. Just copy the goddamn files

1. They call him the sand spider.
2. Why ?
1. Probably because it sounds scary.

1.)Did you ever kill anyone? 2.) Yes but they were all bad.

1/ Mrs Tasker, have you ever cheated on your husband?
2/ No
1/ So you’ve never slept with another man?
2/ No… look… If you’re gunna ask every question twice, we’re gunna be here a *really* long time

1/ Say something!!!
2/ Thats a really nice horse you have there

1/ You’re new on Harry’s team, aren’t you?
2/ Yes sir
1/ So exactly what makes you think that the slack I cut Harry in any way relates to you?

1: and your codename will be
2: [hopeful] Natasha?
1: no. Boris

Harry: Helen is having an affair.
Gib: Welcome to the club!

alright guys come on..harry? harry…helen?…helen?

AZIZ: We will bomb one major U.S. city each week! MAN: (lowers camera) Batteraziz! AZIZ: Go get some…you moron! MAN: I think I have some…..in the truck….

Blow Me

But do you have any hard data?

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Fear is not an option.

First i’m going to use you as a human shield then take the endoscopic trocar from the table and kill him with it. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck.

First, I will use you as a human shield.

Gib:Women – Can’t live with ’em, Can’t kill ’em

Gil: Alright twinkletoes, whats your exit stratagy?
Harry: I’m going to walk out the front gate.
Gil: Ballsy… STUPID, but ballsy

HARRY!!! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!!!!

Harry, seconds count, buddy, ditch the bitch!

Harry, they’ve got a hostage……it’s Dana!

Harry: Honey, I’m home. Gib: Roger that. Randevous at the beach house
Gib:(not in the headset) Faisil! Get in here! Harry’s inside.
Faisil: Yeah, yeah. I’m commin’. commin. (zips up and walks in the van. sits down and doesn’t close the door.)
Gib: Were born in a barn? (Closes the door)
Faisil: Whore house

Harry: I’m gonna go right out the front gate. Gib: Ballsy, Stupid but Balsy

Helicopter surveillance pilot: Yea, her head is definitely in the guy’s lap. Yahoo.

here cool off..
(slams bad guys head into urinal)

Honey…next time….duck.

I have no idea anything’s going on, right? I come home one day, everything’s gone. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer! What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

I have to lie to women to get laid. And I don’t score much. I got a really small dick, it’s pathetic.

I married Rambo!!

I married Rambo.

I remeber the first time I got shot out of a canon.

I remember the first time I was shot out of a cannon.

I’m starting to like this guy… but we still got to kill him that’s a given.

I’ve been in the van for 15 years harry…

It’s called ice and it gets a little slick!

Its called ice and it gets a little slick.

Kids – 10 seconds of joy, 30 years of misery.

Like one?. How about two?.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking

Maybe she’s sleepy.

Men want this car for only one reason: pussy.

Ohh….my condolences to the widow.

OK, Suzy Homemaker, let’s go.

Okay let’s go, Suzy Homemaker.

said a number of times: sorry

Same thing happened to me with wife two. I had no idea until I came home and the house was empty. I mean empty. She even took the ice cube trays from the fridge. What kind of person would think of that?

she’s got an ass like a 10 year old boy

She’s with the guy for 30 seconds and already she’s ready to bear his children.

Simon: What are we talking about here? Pussy right?
Harry: Ha ha, absolutely!
Simon: Face it, the vet…gets ’em wet.

So far, gentlemen this is not blowing my skirt up.

So your life’s in the crapper, so your wife’s banging a used car salesman. It’s humiliating, I know, but god damnit take it like a man.

Sorry about this.

SUBTITLE: Where’s the john?… I need to take a leak (perfect arabic)

THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!

There is no us, you psychotic bitch!

What can I say Harry, the Vette gets ’em wet.

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?

What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?

What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays?!!

when you get their pilot lit they can suck-start a leaf blower

Why do I have to be in the van?
Next time you be in the van.

Will you press the top floor button, please…Thank you.

Woman: Have you ever killed anyone? Man: Yeah, but they were all bad.

Woman:Did you ever kill anyone? Man:Yeah but they were all bad.

Women, Can’t live with them, Can’t kill’em

Women.
Can’t live with ’em.
Can’t kill ’em.

Women. cant live with ’em, can’t kill em.

Would a spy pee himself?

Would a spy pee himself?!!

Would a spy piss himself?

You’re damaged goods, lady

You’re fired!

[About Harry’s daughter.]
Gib: Do you think she’s still a virgin?
Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she’s only—what is she now?
Gib: She’s fourteen!
Harry: She’s fourteen years old!
Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.

[After watching her husband kill dozens of men]
Helen Tasker: I married Rambo!

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