1) What’s wrong, Abby? 2) Nothing that a rooftop and an AK47 wouldn’t take care of.
1) You sound completely different on the air 2) You should hear me in the shower
1. You remember that night on the phone. 2. Yeah.. 1. Well I’m pregnant. 1. You sure it was me 2. well, I did make a lot of calls that night
(1): Abby: Did you call me?
(2): What?
(1): I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me.
(2): I was talking to her.
(1): Your name is dumb bitch TOO? No wonder I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.
(1): Disappointment doesn’t kill
(2): Right…rejection kills. Disappointment only maims.
(1): Dr. Abby Barnes: How’d it go?
(2): He snored, but we stood it.
(1): How’d you do it?
(2): He slept on my face so I couldn’t hear him.
(1): I don’t eat anything so I can look good on the outside, but on the inside, there’s nothing.
(1): If I was a guy, I think women would like, line up to go out with me. I’m smart. I have a good sense of humor. I make a great living.
(2): I’d fuck you.
(1): Thank you, honey. I know you would.
(1): Let’s get shit-faced and see what happens.
(1): You and I combined make the perfect woman
(2): No. You and I combined make the perfect political prisoner. What we really do well is act self-righteous and starve.
Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime?
Abby: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
Cosmetics Saleslady: We also have this new face cream which neutralizes the free radicals that attack the skin. Let me ask you: what’s your skin regime?
Abby: My regime? The regime from which the radicals are trying to get free? Are we selling face cream or staging a coup?
Abby: you know that night on the phone?
Brian: Yeah?
Abby: I’m Pregnant
Brian: Darling! *kiss* Are you sure it’s mine?
Abby: I dont know. I made a lot of calls that night
Did you ever look in the mirror so long that your face doesn’t make sense any more? It just becomes all these shapes. Just shapes. Not good or bad.
Did you know, if you listen very closely, you can hear the moment when the sun hits the hills. ….Not today, obviously.
I’m reading two books at the moment, if you can believe that: the one that Brian got us, and a Dictionary so I can understand the one that Brian got us.
If you are trapped in Biosphere 3, whom would you want to bring: Time’s Woman of the Year or Playboy’s Playmate of the Year?
It’s a Ked
It’s Brian, he’s here to see you.
TELL HIM TO COME BACK IN HALF AN HOUR
I don’t think he can be dissuaded.
TELL HIM IF HE DOESN’T COME BACK IN A HALF AN HOUR I WILL CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF!
You’re the boss!
Let me at least see your face.
NO! I have a pore minimizing mask on!
On the phone, the radio the violin,its doesn’t come in a perfect package…it comes in this one.
We can love our pets, we just can’t LOVE our pets.
You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.
You gotta have a boyfriend, don’t you? Otherwise it’s just you, a cat, and 40 candles on your birthday cake.
You know how someone’s appearance can change the moment you know them? How a really attractive person, if you don’t like them, can become more and more ugly; whereas someone you might not have even have noticed… that you wouldn’t look at more than once, if you love them, can become the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? All you want to do is be near them.
You want me to stick my finger up a turtle’s ass?
You want me to stick my finger up a turtles ass?
You’re dumb and beautiful and you’re smart and….
your name is dumb bitch too? We must be related.
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