(1) I dont get it. What’s wrong with me? (2) At the moment, large quantities of alcohol.
(on phone)…George, it is 4 a.m. in the morning, can’t you just talk to whatever Mensa candidate your with?
*after kissing new assistant very loudly in front of an old couple in the elevator* Don’t worry. I own the hotel. Your breakfast is complimentary.
-Come on, I’ve known you since Brownies, and the only time I ever saw
you cry was when Bush won.
-Which one?
-Well, both of them.
-Do you know what I like even more than chess?
-Pokemon?
1) There’s something amok with this sponge cake. 2) Tofu.
1) Okay, this hanky is very nearly clean. I’m going to dab you. You may blow. 2) Thank you.
1- Do you know what I like better than chess?
2- Pokemon?
1-You called everyone except Slurpee Heaven!
2-That’s not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn’t want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren’t Slurpee Material.
1-You Know what I like more than Chess? 2- Pokemon?
Oh, buzz off, Bozo!
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Still slicing people up.
But as it turns out, I had my appendix removed earlier this year, and under anesthesia, I accidentally proposed to every nurse in the hospital including the many attractive male nurses.
But for better or worse, she’s the voice in my head pushing me to do better.
did you say, billy, I love you?
Do something about this plant! – Okay, the ficus is fired.
EVERYTHING is not about you.
george-i would care for some milk duds. helen-we don’t have any. though i could send out for some. george- don’t be silly. if you’re going to send out get a whole box.
Howard.
I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didnt want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren’t Sluuuurpee material.
I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly.
I own the hotel and live there. So you can pretty much say that my life is like Monopoly.
I thought you were needy!
i’m not gonna spend hours fluffing my hair and applying animal intested makeup to my face just so i can tun myself into some male fantacy degrading cutie doll…you know, unless i really like the guy.
I’m now poor. When I say I’m poor, I mean we may have to share a
helicopter with another family.
If you don’t like to be disturbed, why do you keep the phone on?
If you have to go…. just go. 2. What? No! What am I 5 years old? If I go now the only thing you’ll ever remember about me is that I went in a volvo. 1. Yes that would be hard to forget…..
Is this belt tacky or beltacular?
IT’s really quite amazing how small this apartment really is. Thank God your parents went to the movies, I don’t know if we all could have squeezed in. Do you know I can walk from one side to the other in six seconds?
Lucy: You are the most selfish human being on the planet!
George: Well that’s just silly. Have you met everyone on the planet?
Make sure you massage his cloven hoof!
Maybe you should let me do the talking.
Mom-I don’t know how anyone with that much money can sleep at night
George-I have one of those machines that stimulate the sound of the ocean
Lucy-George, you’re not helping
No one wants to live with a saint! Saints are boring!
Okay, I can see that this is when the mature part of the evening is over!
Okay, Obviously we can’t leave you alone with the stapler.
Please don’t tell me you called me out of a wedding to pick out a SUIT!
Talking to older attorney: 1)You know what I love even more than chess? 2) Pokemon? 1) Strip Chess.
there’s two things i know..chess and women…see in chess, you got pieces that move in predicable patterns..but no..not women…they move is strange..unpredictable patterns
Trying out a new bed…Have a bounce.
When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don’t I dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I’m so distracted that i can’t remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I have an ucler, a hole in my stomach, I’m running out of shampoo and today is the first day I didn’t give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling.
When I go to bed I know you are going to call and if you don’t i dream that you are going to call. I think of you in the shower, not in that way. In the I’m so distracted that i can’t remember if I washed my hair kinda way. So I wash my hair twice, I have an asler, a hole in my stomach and today is the first day I didn’t give 1000% on the job and i hate that feeling.
Yes, she’s terrifying. By the look on her face I thought she was going to kill me and feed me to the poor.
You could cut the relaxation with a knife.
You’re not concentrating; this offends me
Your colesterol is so high you could be a solid
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