Movie Quotes from Under Siege: Quotes from the movie Under Siege

(1)I don’t like guns.
(2) I know. Neither do I.

(1)I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other fucking people.

(1)If this is about reliving the 60s, you can forget it, buddy. The movement is dead.
(2) Yes, of course. Hence the name: movement. It moves a certain distance, then it stops. A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face. You tried to kill me you son of a bitch… so welcome to the revolution

(1)So, what are you, like some special forces guy?
(2)Nah, I’m just a cook.
(3)A cook?
(4)Just a lowly, lowly cook.
(5)Oh my God, we’re gonna die.

(1)We still have a week together.
(2): I guess that means I won’t get to see you go through puberty.

(1)Where are you going?
(2)To make Honolulu glow in the dark.
(3)Outstanding!

(1)You’re incredible, Ryback. It’s a shame you’re not cooking for us.

(1)You’re not a cook.
(2): Yeah, well… I also cook.

–UV light rays are only the beginning Tom, we got an inch top soil left!

–Top soil?

-I hate being alone.
-Do you hate being dead?

1) I’m just a cook. 2) We’re going to die.

1) Ryback! We got a fire down here! 2) Get my pies out of the oven!

1-You’ll only be on this ship for about two more weeks. 2- Oh pity! I was so hoping to see you hit puberty, Sir!

1. What are you, some special forces guy or something, 2. No, I’m just a cook, just a lowly cook. 1. Oh my God, we’re gonna die.

1. What was that?
2. That was a bomb jackass. He used the microwave as a detonator.

4 minutes ahead of schedule, damn I’m good.

All my life, Saturday morning cartoons. The best!

All of my life, Saturday morning cartoons; the best.

All of what! I do laundry, I was ironing during the Gulf War. I ain’t cut out for this hero bullshit!

Can you at least take my pies out of the oven??

Damn, I’m good.

Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn’t you hire this person? I don’t know what his price would have been, but it would have been worth it.

Doumer, Doumer, Doumer. Why didn’t you hire this person? I don’t know what his price would have been, but it would have been WORTH it.

He’s good with cooking knives. -Shit, COOKING KNIVES!!?! He got lucky.

He’s in a gunfight right now… he’ll have to call you back

I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to
impossible problems created by other fucking people.

Johnson, how’s the Captain gonna authorize a surprize birthday party for himself?

Jordan Tate: I hate being alone.
Casey Ryback: Do you hate being dead?

Keep the faith, Stranax.

Keep the faith, Strannix

Keep the faith,Strannix

Krill: Ryback, a cook, a pain in the ass cook.

Let this be a learning experience, gentlemen. If you resist, we will
kill you and the man next to you. Now out of here in an orderly fashion. Now!

porkey pig, the little red fucker with the mustache

Private!…Get my pies out of the oven!

Ryback: Captain don’t like surprises and neither do I.

Ens. Taylor: Well I guess we’ll just see what we’ll see, won’t we. *leaves*

Ryback: I guess we’ll just see what we’ll see..

Man, Krill’s gonna skin you live.

Ryback: Why is it now, that I’m starting to shake so bad, and there’s this deep deep fear in me, thinking of Mr. Krill, and all the horrible things he can do to me.

Standfast do not pursue that man.

Tell him you’re sending someone to relieve him

The definition of semi automatic is every time you depress the trigger, one round will go off… Thats what I want you to do, one round at a time.

There’s the twinkies, where’s Miss July?

This little piggy…

We will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God.

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you commander Green.

What I want to know is…how he got our battleship. -That’s his specialty.

What if this toad Swiback or whatever the hell his name is…what if he’s right…

What was that? -That was a bomb, jackass, and he used the microwave as a detonator.

Where’s the cheif? -We put him in the meatlocker until after the party. But it’s only like 40 degrees in there man. -He’ll be fine, he’s got a guard. Yeah??

Whoever did this, they’re smarter than I am. It’s hopeless. -Nothing’s hopless. Just give me some more time, I’ll figure it out. -Good, I like your attitude.

Woah! Turn the music off!

You’re in the Navy, remember? It’s not a job, it’s an adventure!

You’re wrong Ryback…your’re wrong!

Your incredible, Ryback. It’s a shame you’re not cooking for us.

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