(1) You guys don’t have a fucking leg to stand on. (2) You think so, tough guy? We can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking. (1) Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? What, do you got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this? (2) Do you know what happens if you do another turn in the jojnt. (1) Uh, fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack. Are you gonna charge me, dickhead?
(mumbling)Gimme the fuckin keys you fuckin’ cocksucker, What the fuck?
-Do you know what happens if you go back to prison?
-Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack.
-the guy was fingering up my asshole tonight
-is it friday already
-yeah loverboy, you want a piece jump in ill love ya,
so who in the god damn pisshole stole the fuckin truck…
……and just like that, he’s gone
…and like that (whoogh) he’s gone.
…I got a guy in the hospital who wants to hop out on a drumstick because he’s afraid of Soze, run up the flag pole.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. Oswald was a fag.- McManis
1-Christ dont you guys ever fucking sleep!2-we have a warrant for you arrest. Fuck you pigs!!
1-people say I talk to much 2-Ya I was just going to tell you to shut the hell up
1. He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents’ friends. He burns down the houses they live in…the store they work in. He kills people that owe them money. Then like that…he’s gone…underground…no one’s ever seen him since. He becomes a myth…a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you…and no one ever really believes.
2. Do you believe in him, Verbal?
3. Keaton always said, I don’t believe in God, but I’m afraid of Him. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze
1. We can put you in Queens the night of those heists.
2. Really? I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself, Einstein? You got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?
1. You sure you’re all right? 2. Yeah I’ll be fine……I’ll probably shit blood tonight.
1: I had a guys finger in my asshole tonight. 2: Is it Friday night already? 2: Yeah lover boy. Want a piece.
1: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight!
2: Is it Friday already?
1:McMannis…what the fuck is going on?……..2:The strangest thing…..
It was your mistake, not mine.
a little fuck you to the NYP..
A man can convince the world he’s someone else but never himself.
And after that….. My guess is you’ll probably never hear from him again.
And he showed these men of will, what will really was.
And just like that (poof) he’s gone.
And like that, he’s gone
And like that, poof, he’s gone.
And like that… hes gone
anything is possible
Bad Day….Fuck it
Can you hear me in the back
Cool it. LA’s a good place to lay low for a while.
Cop 1 :Do you know who the FUCK I AM?
Suspect: (Grabbing and ripping the shield off the cops chest) We do know asshole…
detective: I can put you in Queens the night of the hijacking.
Todd Hockney: Really?! I live in Queens. Did you put that together yourself Einstien? What, do you got a team of monkeys workin’ around the clock on this?
detective: You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?
Todd Hockney: Uhhh…fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack. You gonna charge me dickhead?
Edie: I lovce you
Keaton: They ruined me in there tonight.
Edie: I love you. DO you hear me?
Keaton: What?
four girls and a guy getting it on
FUCK O !!!!!!
Fuck your father in the shower and have a snack, what are you gonna charge me with dickhead?
Fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack, are you gonna charge me dickhead?
Fuckin’ cops
FUCKING COPS!
Gimme the fuckin keys you fuckin cocksucker mutha fucka alaghhh: McManus
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Verbal
My guess is you’ll never hear from him again. Verbal
Cadmastro
You never knew, that was his power. Verbal
Keaton was Keiser Soze. Cujon
Do you know a dealer named Ruby/ Do you know a religiuos guy named John Paul. Cujon/Verbal
Gimme the fuckin keys you fuckin cocksucker mutha fucka alaghhh: McManus
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist. Verbal
My guess is you’ll never hear from him again. Verbal
You never knew, that was his power. Verbal
Keaton was Keiser Soze. Cujon
Do you know a dealer named Ruby/ Do you know a religiuos guy named John Paul. Cujon/Verbal
Giv’me d’fuckin keys ya fuckin cocksucker! What the fuck?
Give me the fuckin keys ya fuckin cock-sucka motherfucka!
Give me the fuckin’ keys, you fuckin’ cocksucker mothafucka!!
Give me the fucking keys you fucking cock sucker
give me the keys
Give me the keys you fucking cock sucker.
give me the keys you fucking cocksucker
good afternoon my little porkchops
he’ll flip ya, flip ya for real
He’ll flip ya. Flip ya for real.
How do you shoot the devil in the back,_____, what if you miss?
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
How much do you guys love this movie????
I can put you in Quenns the night of the robbery…I live in Queen’s, did you figure that out on your own or did you have ateam of monkeys working around the clock….
I can’t feel my legs…. Keyser
i don’t believe in god but i’m afraid of him
i don’t believe in god but im afraid of him
i flip ya, flip ya for real
I had a singing to my asshole tonight.
I remember when I was in a barber shop quartet back in skokie Illinios.
I remember when I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.
I remember when I was picking beans in Guatemala. We used to have fresh coffee, right off the vines. That was good. This is shit, but I’m in a cop station. What do you expect?
I told the D.A. everything I knew.
I want nothing to do with any of you. And i beg your pardon, but you can all go to Hell.
I was afraid. How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
i’m mean how do you shoot the devil in the back, what if you miss
I’m not a rat agent Coulion.
I’m not a rat!
I’m not doin this for you, I’m doin this for me. Dea Keaton
I’m smarter than you.
I’m talking orca fat.
I’m telling you this guy is protected from up on high by the Prince of Darkness.
In English please- gimme da keys ya fuckin cocksucka, what da fuck
It’s been suppressed.
Keaton always said he doesn’t believe in god, but he’s afraid of him. Well i believe in god and the only thing that scares me is Kiezer Soze.
Keaton always said,I don’t believe in God,but I’m afraid of Him.Well I believe in God and the only thing that scars me is Keyser Soze.
Keaton used to say ‘I don’t believe in God, but i’m afraid of him’. Well, I believe in God and the only thing that scares me is Keiser Soze.
KEYSER SOZE. LACTIMA KEYSER SOZE.
Let me get right to the point, I’m smarter than you, and I’m going to find out what I need to know, and I’m going to get it from you wether you like it or not.
My guess is you’ll never hear from him again.
Oh gee, thanks Dave, bang-up job so far. Extortion, coercion; you’ll pardon me if I ask you to kiss my pucker.
Ohh, is that the one about the hooker with, um, dysentry?
Old mac donald had a farm…e.i.e.i.o…and on that farm he shot some guys…badda-boom, badda-bing-bang-boom.
old mc donald had a farm e i e i o and on that farm he shot some people
Old mcdonald had a farm E I E I O and on his farm he shot some guys bing bang bing bang (boom)
one cannot be betrayed if one has no people
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven! Oswald was a fag!
oswald was a fag.
Person 1) I can place you in Queens the night of the hijacking! Person 2) Oh really? I live in Queens! Did you put that together yourself or do you have a team of monkeys working around the clock?
Put a leash on that puppy!
strangest thing
Sure you got enough guys
Terminate. With prejudice.
The best trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didnt excist
The greatest trick the devil ever played, was convincing the world he doesn’t exist.
THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED OFF WAS CONVINCING THE WORLD THAT HE DIDN’T EXIST
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he
doesn’t exist.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist!
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.- Verbal Kint
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist…and like that, he’s gone.
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exsist
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist
the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was makin the world believe he doesnt exist
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist.
The greatest trick the devil pulled off was convincing people he didn’t exist
The greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.
The news said it was raining in New york today.
There is no Keyser Soze!!!
There is no Kiezer Soza!
There’s nothing that can’t be done
To be in power you don’t need guns, money, or even numbers. You just have to have the will to do what the other guy wouldn’t.
Verbal: People say I talk too much. Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
What happened after the lineup?
What I want to know is, who’s the gimp?
What the cops never figured out, and what I know now, was that these men would never break, never lie down, never bend over for anybody. Anybody.
When I was in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Ill the guy who sang baritone was fat, I mean orca fat.
Who is Keyser Soze?
Without a doubt the one guy who didn’t give a fuck about anybody.
wot about you?, they call me verbal, say i talk too much!, yea i was just about to tell you to shut up!
you 2 go to a honeymoon in LA, while we stay here holding our dicks..
You give me one good reason for not killing you right now. -A gift… from Mr. Soze
You ladies have a sweet night
[Lee Harvey] Oswald was a fag!
[Tagline] Five criminals… One line-up… no coincidence
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