Little Feather: If your ever in my country again…I’ll have to kill you.(everyone laughs)I’m serious.(they stop)
Prudence:Daddy, I have to go the bathroom.
Phil:Why didn’t you go at Dead Horse’s Pan?
Prudence:I didn’t have to go at Dead Horse’s Pan.
Phil:Can you wait until Dead Horse’s Skillet?
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Railroad boss:So, how do I look?
Assistant: Fat sir…uh I mean…rich…uh…fat with money.
They’re lighting their farts afire. What else?
wagons ho! wagons east!
Wagons…east!
We leave at dawn! (pause) Noon-ish.
You’re good.
I know. I hear that all the time. Now listen pumpkin, you might want to get some medical attention. Those gunshot wounds have the nastiest tendency to fester
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