1: What’s with the socks? 2: It’s a golf themed bachelorette party.
NickWeddings are a celebration of love and commitment… in utopia. In the real world they’re an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn’t.
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Every woman has the exact love life she wants
heres to the husbands who’ve won you, the losers who’ve lost you and the lucky bastards who get to meet you.
Heres to the losers who lost you,
and the bastards who’ve yet to have you
I think I would have missed you even if I hadn’t met you. -Nick
I think I’d miss you even if we never met…
I think I’d miss you, even if we’d never met
I’d rather be fighting with you than making love with anyone else.
I’m allergic to fabric softner. I’m majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I’d miss you even if we’d never met.
If you know her shit, and she knows all of yours and at the end of the day you rather give up then keep on trying then you are never going to know what could have been.
it’s nothing that a bottle of Jack and a straight edge razor couldn’t fit
Kat:You know i still feel like i no nothing about you.
Nick: Well im allergic to fabric softener, i hate anchovies, and i think i would miss you even if we never met.
Nick: I’d rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.
Nick: Is that when he peed his pants?
Oh, God, I think I’ve just cum.
The hardest part is finding someone that you love, and having the courage to let them love you back.
The hardest part is finding someone that you love, and letting them love you back. -Nick
The hardest part isnt loving someone, but finding the courage to let them love you back.
ur my 1/2 sister but i whole love u
Well I’d shag ya, if that’s alright with you.
Why are you spending one more moment on that horse’s ass when Mr. Tie me up tie me down is right over there?
Will someone by my whoha a drink?
Women get exactly the love they want.
Wow. You’re worth every penny.
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