(Daughter while trying on dress) {To think this is what I will be wearing the last night I am a virgin!}
(Imitating Sean Connery) Buns of steel. I’d steal her buns if I could.
(Nick):You have a boyfriend? You’re only 13 years old.(Alex): Am I? I thought I was 15.(Nick): We’re gonna be fine.
-I realize I haven’t been the perfect dad.
-Understatement of the century.
1) Thanks 2) You’re welcome, my little sweet ass!
1)Dad, what are you doing?! 2)Exfoliating?
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Darcy McGuire: I’m the maneating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.
Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn’t do that, somebody like me does that.
Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties…
Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?
Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you’re naked and I’m the only guest, but it’s still elegant.
Nick Marshall: It’s never too late to do the right thing. That’s what I’ll do, I’ll go over there and do the right thing.
Nick Marshall: There’s way too much estrogen on television these days.
ALEX(thinking):How am I related to this asshole?
Cameron! His name is Cameron!!!!!
Can I meet dad back at his place….8…9..maybe? (mom): 7:30
Dustin, that’s a name right?
I Won’t Dance.
I’m a professional.
I’m flirting! What’s wrong with me???
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. Feels like the first day of school!
Ladies and Gentleman, Nick Marshall is a sex god!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a SEX GOD!
Let’s just get this over with so I can start faking it!
monsieur! monsieur! i need to poop!
mr!! mr!! I need to poop!!
My dad? He’s always been…like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.
Nick:(Imitating Sean Connery)Adversery? Surely you mean adversary, old boy.
Oh crap my boyfriend feeling me up in front of my father oh shit wheres my bra?
Oh my god I just looked at him Peinus
Okay, he was lying about the grande
TYou go girl.
We were made for the 44th floor!
Well, guys, they just want to have sex.
What A Girl Wants.
What kind of knight in shining armour would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door
What’s the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.
What, are you officially a woman now?
Why do I always get the feeling that he’s checking me out?
Women are insane.
You go girl.
You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You’re totally and completely gay!
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