#1- Holy smokes, he’s a toon! #2- Surprised? #1- Not really. That lame-brained freeway idea could only be cooked up by a toon.
#1- How did that gargoyle become a judge? #2- Spread a bunch of samolians around Toontown…a few years back. Bought the election.
#1- Today’s Friday Eddie, you know what happens here on Friday’s? #2- Fish special?
#1-Do you mean to tell me you could have gotten out of those handcuffs at any time? #2-No not at anytime, only when it was funny!
#1-Ehh, What’s up Doc? Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’t it? #2-Yeah. #3-Yeah, you could get killed. Ha, ha. #2-You guys got a spare? #3-Uh, Bugs, does. #2-Yeah? #1-Yeah, but I don’t think you want it. #2-I do! I do! Give it to me.
#1-Hey Judge, doesn’t a dyin’ rabbit deserve a last request? #2-Yeah, noseplugs would be nice.
#1-Holy smoke, he’s a Toon! #2-Surprised? #1-Not really. That lame-brain freeway idea could only be cooked up by a Toon.
#1-How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant? #2-Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
#1-You’ve got me all wrong. You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do. #2-Yeah, well, you don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.
‘The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down’ – Quite a looney selection for a group of drunken reprobates.
1) What do you think YOU’RE doing, chump? 2) Who you callin’ a chump, CHIMP?
1. are you telling me you could have taken those handcuffs off at anytime!?
2. Not anytime. Only when it was funny!
Shave and a Hair Cut…
…TWO BITS
A laugh can be a very powerful thing, why sometimes in life its the only weapon we have
ANGELO: Hey, I seen the rabbit.
DOOM: Where?…Where?!
ANGELO: He’s right here in the bar! (To the empty stool beside him) Well say hello, Harvey! (Laughter)
Baby Herman: I’ll Be My Trailer. Taking A Nap. Excuse Me, Toots.Director: Set In The Mess Clean This Set Up. Who’s The Lights? You Seen That Lunch?
Benny is that you? No it’s shirley temple
BUGS: Ehh, what’s up, doc? Jumpin’ without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain’it?
MICKEY: Yeah! You could get killed!
EDDIE: You guys got a spare?!
MICKEY: Uh, Bugs does.
EDDIE: You do?
BUGS: Yeah, but I don’t think you want it!
EDDIE: I DO! I DO! GIVE IT TO ME!
MICKEY: Gee, uh, better let him have it, Bugs.
BUGS: Okay, doc, whatever you say. (gives it to him) Here’s the spare!
EDDIE: Thank you! (BUGS & MICKEY pull the cords on their parachutes. EDDIE pulls the cord on his to find that it’s a tire!) OH NO!!! (Screams as he falls)
MICKEY: Oh, poor fella!
BUGS: Yeah! Ain’t I a stinker?
Daffy- Now, I’ve worked with a lot of wisecrackers before, but you are dispicable! Donald- God damn you stupid nigger I’m gonna WAGHHHHHH Daffy- This is the last time I work with someone with a speech impediment!
DearJessica, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 1-1000, 2-1000, 3-1000, 4-1000…
Didn’t you used to be Eddie Valiant? Or did you change your name to Jack Daniels?
Director: What Is This?Roger Rabbit: A Tweety Bird.Director: A Tweety Bird. Roger Weekness.
Does anybody understand what this duck is saying?
Eddie: I’m through with taking falls and bouncing off the walls. Without that gun I’d have fun I’d kick you in the….Roger:NOSE!!! Weasel: Nose? That don’t rhyme with walls. Eddie:No, but these do!!!
EDDIE: Happy trails.
ROGER: No thanks, Eddie. I’m tryin’ to cut down.
EDDIE: Drink the drink!
ROGER: But I don’t want the drink!
DOOM: He doesn’t want the drink!
EDDIE: He does!
ROGER: I don’t!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON’T!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON’T!
EDDIE: You DO!
ROGER: I DON’T!
EDDIE: You DON’T!
ROGER: I DO!
EDDIE: You DON’T!
ROGER: I DO!
EDDIE: You DON’T!
ROGER: (grabs the drink) LISTEN! WHEN I SAY I DO, THAT MEANS I DO!!!
Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast! Traffic jams will be a thing of the past.
Get this straight, meatbone!! I DON’T WORK FOR TOONS!!!
Here’s to the pencil-pushers, Earl. May they all get lead poisoning.
How did that gargoyle ever become a judge?
How many times do we have to do this god damn scene!
How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
I am looking for – a rabbit. About yea big.
I can’t believe they locked me up for driving on the sidewalk. It was just a couple of miles.
I didn’t know where your office was, so I asked the newsboy, he didn’t know, so I asked the fireman, the grocer, the butcher, the baker, they didn’t know, but the liquor store guy, he knew 2) In other words the whole god damn town knows!
I know, I know, you’re workin’ for Little Bo Peep, she’s lost her sheep and you’re gonna help her find em’.
I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on, all day all night. Soon, where Toontown once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food, tire salons, automobile dealerships, and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it’ll be beautiful.
I tell you, Valiant. The whole thing stinks like yesterday’s diapers.
I think it’s going to rain.
I’ll never forget those red burning eyes and that high squeaky voice.
I’m leaving you with your favorite friend Roger. He’s going to take very, very good care of you…because if he doesn’t, he’s going back to the science lab!
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.
I’m not bad…I’m just drawn that way.
I’m running out of time.
If you keep talking like that and I’m going to have to wash your mouth off!
is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jessica’s the only one for me. You’ll see. We’ll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We’re gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy! Capital H-A-P-P-I!
jesssica rabbit singing you had plenty money in 1922 you let all the women make a fool of you why don’t you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too now if had prepared 20 years ago you would’nt be wonderin now from door to door why don’t you do right like some other men do get out of here get me some money too get out of here get me some money to why don’t you do right like some other men do!!!!
Just give me a bi-carb and I’ll be fine.
Just like a toon to drop a safe on a guys head. Sorry, Eddie.
Look Valiant, we got a reliable tip-off that the rabbit was here and was corrugated by several udders. So cut the bull-schtick
Look what it says. It says, ‘Rabbit gets clunked. Rabbit sees stars!’ Not birds, STARS!…
Mr. Valiant… (SLAP!) I hope you’re proud of yourself… and those pictures you took!
My biscuits are burnin’! Fire in the hatch! Green horny toads, that smarts.
My philosophy is this, if you don’t have a good sense of humor, you’re better off dead
No toon in their right mind can resist the classic shave and a hair cut.
Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!
Oh my God, It’s DIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!
OHHHH….MYYYYY….GODDD…IT’S DIIIIIIIIPPP!!!
Only if it was funny!
remember me eddie remember when I killed your brother I looked just like this
remember me eddie when i killed your brother i talked just like this
remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this.
remember me eddie, remember when I killed your brother. I looked just like this.
remember me eddie, when i killed your brother
ROGER: P-b-b-lease, Raul! I can give you stars! Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!
RAUL: Roger, I dropped it on your head 23 times already!
ROGER: I can take it! Don’t worry about me!
RAUL: I’m not worried about you, I’m worried about the refrigerator!
ROGER: (grabs a frying pan) I can give you stars! Look! (CONG!) Look!
(CONG!) LOOOOOK!!! (CONG CONG!)
Scotch on the rocks. And I mean ice!
she’s the light of my life, the apple of my eye, the cream in my coffee!
Smile, darn ya, smile.
So tell me Eddie, is that a rabbit in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Stop that Laughing! Don’t ya’ know what happens, when you can’t stop laughing?! One of these days your gonna’ die laughing!
STOP… THAT… LAUGHIN’, YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YA CAN’T… STOP… LAUGHIN? one of these days ya gonna die laughin’, and as for you Valiant, step outta line and we’ll hang you, and your laundry, out to dry.
That’s right, my dear. I’d love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage.
Thats the last time i work with a duck with a speech impediment
The problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinky.
Time to kill the rabbit!Heh heh!
uh-oh …. no more pitties
We’re gonna ram ’em!!
What do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!!
What do you know you dumb broud, you got the IQ of a rattle!!!!!
Whiskey on the rocks.. and I mean ICE!
Why don’t you do right?
You don’t know what it’s like being a woman looking the way I do.
You shot Roger. Who’s going to believe your story?
You’re supposed to see stars not birds! Stars!
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