#1-He’ll be made into marshmallows in seconds! #2-That’s ABSURD, my dear lady, UNTHINKABLE! #1-Why?! #2-Because that pipe doesn’t go to the marshmallow room! It goes to the fudge room!
#1: Charlie!
#2: What are you saying?
#3: It’s all we have!
#1: What business you in, Salt?
#2: Nuts.
(1) He can’t swim!
(2) There’s no better time to learn
(1) [W]hat was that we just went through?
(2) Hsaw Aknow.
(3) Is that Japanese?
(2) No, that’s Wonka Wash spelled backwards.
(1)Don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted.
(2)What happened?
(1)He lived happily ever after.
(Willy Wonka is speaking French)
MR.SALT:What’s he talking about?
(Later,Willy is speaking German)
MR.SALT:I can’t take much more of this!
–spitting’s a dirty habit.
–I know a worse one.
-Daddy I want a boat like this.
(Goes thru tunnel with gross stuff and goes fast everyone scared etc.)
-Daddy, I do NOT want a boat like this.
-Oh, I think I’m going to be sick.
(Something gross on screen)
-AHHH!! Now I AM going to be sick!
-yes! the danger must be growing, for the rowers keep on rowing and they certainly show no sigNs that they are slowing.
-STOP THE BOAT!
1) (fires toy handgun) Just wait till I get a real one. Pop won’t let me have one yet, wil ya, Pop? 2) Not till you’re twelve, son.
1) Daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa right away! 2) All right, sweeheart. I’ll get you an Oompa-Loompa as soon as we get home. 1) Daddy, I want an Oompa-Loompa NOW! 3) Can it, you nit!
1) Do something quickly! 2) Help. Police. Mureder.
1) Don’t just stand there! Do something! 2) Help. Police. Murder.
1) He’ll be made into marshmellows in five seconds! 2) Ridiculous! Absurd! 1) Why? 2) Because that pipe doesn’t lead to the marshmellow room, it leads to the fudge room!
1) I’m gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television! 2) No, wait, stop, come back.
1) Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. 2) That’s 105 percent!
1) Ladies first, and that means Veruca. 2) If she’s a lady, then I’m a Vermicious Knid.
1) What business you in, Salt?
2) Nuts.
1) What is this, Wonka? Some kind of funhouse? 2) Why, you having fun?
1)Don’t you know what this is?! 2)By gum it’s gum!
1)Wait! Before we go on. I must show you this. Lickable wallpaper for nursery school walls. Go ahead, try it. The oranges taste like oranges, the rasberries taste like rasberries, the shnozberries taste like shnozberries. 2)Shnozberry, who ever heard of a shnozberry? 1)We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of a dream.
1. Charlie! My boy, you’ve won! You did it! I knew you would. I just knew you would! Come in Mr. Wilkinson. Charlie, meet Mr. Wilkinson. 2. Pleasure. 3. Slugworth! 1. No, no, that’s not Slugworth. He works for me. 3. For you? 1. I had to test you, Charlie, and you passed the test. You won! 4. Won what? 1. The jackpot, my dear sir. The grand and glorious jackpot. 3. The chocolate? 1. Yes, the chocolate. But that’s just the beginning. We have to get on, we have to get on. We have so much time and so little to do. Wait a minute, strike that, reverse it. This way, please. We’ll take the Wonkavator. Step in, Charlie. Grandpa Joe, sir…This is the Great Glass Wonkavator. 4. It’s an elevator. 1. It’s a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways and longways and…3. Sideways. 1. Sideways, and any other ways that you can think of. Just by pressing one of these buttons, any of these buttons. Just press a button, and zing! you’re off! Up until now, I’ve pressed them all, except one. Go on, Charlie. 3. Me? (presses button) 1. Here we go. I’m not exactly sure what’s going to happen. Come on, come on, we have to get through. 4. Get through what? 1. A-ha! 4. You mean we’re going–? 1. Up and out. 4. But this roof is made of glass. It’ll shatter into a thousand pieces. We’ll be cut to ribbons! 1. Possibly…Here it comes! Hang on everyone! (The elevator crashes through the ceiling and into the sky). 4. You did it, Mr. Wonka. Congratulations. 1. Get up. Take a look. 3. Grandpa, our town looks so pretty from up here. 4. Look over here, Charlie. I think that I see our house. 3. There’s my school, Grandpa. 1. What did you think of the chocolate factory, Charlie? 3. I think that it’s the most wonderful place in the world. 1. I’m real glad to hear you say that, because I’m giving it to you…that’s all right, isn’t it? 4. You’re giving Charlie the–? 1. I c
1. Daddy, I want a golden goose. 2. Here we go again. 3. All right, sweetheart. Daddy’ll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home. 1. No, I want one of those! 3. Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose? 4. They’re not for sale. 3. Name your price. 4. She can’t have one. 1. What? Who says I can’t? 3. A man with a funny hat.
1. I think I’m gonna be sick. 2. Here, have one of these. 1. What are they? 2. Rainbow drops. Suck ’em and you can spit in seven different colors. (Violet is picking her nose). 3. Spitting’s a dirty habit. 2. I know a worse one.
1.)Charlie Bucket, how many candy bars have you had?
2.)2.
1.)Ok, 200. So we take 200 and we-
2.)Not 200. Just 2.
1.)2? What do you mean 2?
2.)I’m not a big fan of chocolate.
1.)Well, we can’t find the percentage of 2, so I’ll just make it 200. Let’s say after eating 200 bars, other than being dreadfully sick, you have eaten 20% of the candy bars.
1/_Daddy I want a boat like this….. A beautiful party boat is what I want.
2/_What she wants is a good kick in the pants!
1/_Grandpa, why won’t she listen to Mr Wonka?
2/_Because she, Charlie, is a nit-wit
1/_It’s chocolate.
2/_That’s chocolate?
3/_That’s chocolate!
1/_Mr. Wonka?
2/_I am extraordinarily busy, sir
1/_I was just wondering about the chocolate… the lifetime supply of chocolate… for Charlie…when does he get it?
2/_He doesn’t.
1/_Why not?
2/_Because he broke the rules.
1/_What rules? We didn’t see any rules. Did we, Charlie?
2/_Wrong, sir!!! Wrong!!! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if – and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy – *I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,* et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum et cetera, et cetera…Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!! You lose! Good day sir!!
1/_ You’re a crook. You’re a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy’s hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You’re an inhuman monster!
2/_I said *Good day!*
1/_The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozberries taste like snozberries!
2/_Snozberries?!…. Whoever heard of a snozberry?!
1/_*We* are the music makers… and *we* are the dreamers of the dreams
1/_What business are you in, Salt?
2/_Nuts!
1/_What is this Wonka, some kind of funhouse?
2/_Why? Are you having fun?
1: Snozberry? Who ever heard of a snozberry? 2: WE are the makers of the music. And WE are the dreamers of the dreams. Come along, everyone.
1: Violet! You’re turning VIOLET, Violet! 2: I feel FUNNY! 3: I’m not surprised.
1:Butterscotch… Buttergin… Got something going on inside of it?
2:Candy is dandy but liquir is quicker.
A little boy’s got to have something in this world to hope for. What’s he got to hope for now?
A little nonsence now and then is relished by the wisest men.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by almost all men.
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
Almost everything in here is eatable, edible. I mean, you can eat almost everything.
And somewhere out there, another lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history. Though we cannot help but envy him, whoever he is, and we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing, we must remember there are many more important things–many more important things. Offhand I can’t think of what they are, but I’m sure there must be something.
Aound the world and home again! That’s the sailor’s way!
As soon as your outer vestments are in hand, we’ll begin.
Believing in one’s dreams is a manifestation of insanity, the sooner you learn that the better…
Bubbles bubbles everywhere and not a drop to drink.
Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink!
BURP charlie BURP!!!!!!!!!!!
But I want an Umpalumpa NOW!
But, hurry please! We have so much time and so little to see. Wait a minute! Strike that… Reverse it! Thank you.
Button, button, whose got the button?
Call a plumber
candy is dandy …but liquer is quicker
candy is dandy but liquir is quicker
Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Candy’s dandy, but liquor’s quicker.
Charlie: Why doesn’t she listen to Mr. Wonka?
Grandpa Joe: Because, Charlie, she’s a knit-wit!
Charlie: You know, I’ll bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.
Cheer up Charlie, no need to frown, what happened to that smile I used to know? Don’t you know your grin has always been my sunshine, let that sunshine show.
Come on in! The air’s fine!
Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination, living there you’ll be free if you truly wish to be
correction of quote: Willy Wonka makes everything he makes, satisfying and delicious.
dairy cream, whipped cream, coffee cream, vanilla cream, hair cream?
Daughter: I want a bean feast.
Father: Oh, on of those.
do something wonka
Don’t talk to me about contracts, Wonka; I use ’em myself. They’re strictly for suckers.
Don’t touch that squirrel’s nuts. You’ll make him crazy!
Don’t you know your grin has always been my sunshine, let that sunshine show.
Fancy-bred….where is it……in the heart or in the head?
Fooled ya, didn’t I…You thought I really had it…
For some moments in life there are no words
For some moments in life, there are no words.
FUCK YOU FUCKEN NIG
fuck you fucker
Good day sir,……….i said GOOD DAY sir!
Good day, sir.
Gooses Geeses i want a golden goose
Grandpa George, Grandma Georginna, Grandma Josphine and Grandpa Joe!
Grandpa! Look over there, across the river! They’re little men!
Grandpa, on the way home today, I ran into Mr. Slugworth.
Happiness is what counts with children, happiness and harmony.
How do you make ‘um? / I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.
Hsawaknow – That’s Wonka Wash spelled backwards!
i am now telling the computer exactly what it can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate.
I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live.
I don’t care very much for chocolate.
I don’t understand it. The children are disappearing like rabbits. Well, we still have each other.
I feel very sorry for Wonka…. it’s gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.
I figured if they can do it with a picture, why can’t I do it with a bar of chocolate.
I found the golden ticket!
I found the golden ticket.
I never dreamed that I would climb over the moon in excstacy, but never the less its there that I am shortly about to be.
i never thought the world colud be anything but catastorphpe but suddenly im begining to see it all in a different light, cause ive got a golden ticket yes ive got a golden ticket in my life.
I want an Oompa Loompa now!
I Want It nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I’M GETTING YOU FOR THIS, WONKA, IF IT’S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!!! I’ve got a blueberry for a daughter!
I’m sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
I’ve got a golden ticket!!
I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.
I’ve just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we’ve learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn’t matter in the slightest.
If the good Lord had intended for us to walk, He wouldn’t have invented roller skates
If the Good Lord had intended for us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.
If the good Lord had intended to walk he wouldn’t
have invented roller-skates.
-Willy Wonka
If the good lord had intended us to walk, he never would have invented roller-skates
If the good Lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn’t have invented roller skates.
If the good Lord intended for us to walk he wouldn’t have invented roller skates
If the good Lord intended for us to walk, He wouldn’t have invented roller skates.
If you have any questions, call Information. Thanks for calling.
Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you’ll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything.
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing,
So the danger must be growing.
Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes, the danger must be growing,
For the rowers keep on rowing,
And they’re certainly not showing,
Any signs that they are slowing!
It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!
It’s an educated Egg-Decator!
It’s right here, black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE fizzy lifting drinks!
Just remember, there are many more important things in the world. Many, many more important things. I can’t think of what they are, but I’m sure they’re out there.
Let’s keep moving please. Lots of time and little to see! No wait. Stop that, reverse it.
Little surpirses around ever couner but nothing dangerous….Don’t be alarmed!
Look up Charlie, you’ll see a star, just follow it and keep your dream i view. Pretty soon the sky is gonna clear up Charlie, cheer up Charlie do. Cheer up Charlie, just be glad your you.
Madames et Monsieurs, maintenant nous allons faire une petite voyage par bateau.
Whats he talkin about?
Mother…I SAID, am I coming in clear?
Mr. Salt: My Veruca doesn’t sign anything either.
Wonka: Then she don’t go in. Sorry. Those are the house rules.
Mr. Salt: What is this Wonka? Some type of funhouse?
Wonka: Why? Having fun?
Mr. Wonka, I am a teacher of Geography
Mrs. Curtis, did you hear me? It’s your husband’s life or your case of Wonka Bars.
Mrs. TV: why is he taking so long Charlie: a million pieces takes a long time to put together
My chocolate!!! My beautiful chocolate!
my dear boy do u ask a fish how it swims? or a bird how it flies? they do it because it is what they were born to do. just like willy wonka was born to make candy and you look like you were born to be a wonkerer
My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims? (No.) Or a bird how it flies? (No.) Of course not. They do it because they were born to do it…just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, and you look like you were born to be a Wonka-er.
Nil desperandum, dear lady. Across the desert lies the Promised Land. Good-bye, Mrs. Gloop. Adieu, auf weidersehn, gehseundeit, farewell.
Ninety-nine, forty-four, one hundred percent pure.
No. Wait. Stop. Come back.
Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out.
Of course you don’t know! You don’t know because only I know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you–and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
Of course you don’t know! You don’t know because only I know. If you knew and I didn’t know, then you’d be teaching me instead of me teaching you–and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?
Oh, you can’t get out backwards. You’ve got to go forwards to go back.
Oh, you can’t get out backwards. You have to go forward to get back.
OMMPA OMMPA OMPADE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP PLEASE DONT DO THAT!!!!!!!!! AGUSTICE SAME SOM ROOM FOR LATA!!!
One should never ever doubt what one is not sure about.
Rockmonanoff
Rules? What rules? We didn’t see any rules. Did we, Charlie?
Run home Charlie! And don’t stop until you get there!
Save some room for later, Augustus Liebling.
Scratch that. Reverse it. Thank You.
Shall we roll on?
She was a bad egg.
Snozzberry…who’s ever heard of a snozzberry?!
Snozzberry?! Who ever heard of a Snozzbery!?
So shines a good deed in a weary world.
So shines a good deed, in a weary world.
So shy is a good deed in a weary world.
spring time, the only pretty ring time. birds sing, eh ding, eh ding eh ding, sweet lovers love, the spring
Stop squawking, you twit!
Stop. Don’t. Come back.
Thats 105%!
the furnace
The room is getting smaller! No, it’s not, he’s getting bigger!
the snozberries taste like snozberries.
The suspense is terrible … I hope it’ll last
The suspense is terrible! I hope it’ll last.
There are a hundred billion people in this world, and only five of them will find Golden Tickets. Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn’t find one. And after this contest is over, you’ll be no different from the billions of others who didn’t find one.
There is no life i know to compare with pure imgaination. living there you will be free if you truly wish to be.
–willy wonka
There is no world I know, like the world of pure imagination
There is no, place i know, that compares with pure imagination…living there you’ll be free, if you only wish to be.
There’s a lot of garbage today.
there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going, there’s no knowing where we’re rowing, or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane-a-blowin? Not a speck of light is showing, so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell-a glowing, is the grisley reaper mowing? YES the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing and they’re certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing..quite right..stop the boat.
There’s no earthly way of knowing… Which direction we are going… There’s no knowing where we’re rowing … Or which way the river’s flowing… Is it raining? Is it snowing?…Is a hurricane a-blowing?… Not a speck of light is showing… So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?… Yes, the danger must be growing… ’cause the rowers keep on rowing… And they’re certainly not showing… Any signs that they are slowing!!!
they are the music makers and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
time is never wasted by people when they waste it all the time
Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men. You see,… nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!
up the airy mountain, down the russian plains, we dare not go-a-hunting for fear of little men.
Veruca: Give me that pen, your always making things difficult!
Wonka: Nicely handled Veruca, she’s a girl who knows where she’s going.
Violet, you’re turning violet, Violet.
Violet- Spittings a dirty habit. (she is picking her nose). Wonka- I know a worse one.
We are the dream makers.
WE are the music makers and WE are the dreamers of the dreams.
We are the music makers, we are the dreamers of the dreams
We have so much time, and so little to do – strike that! Reverse it.
We have so much to do, and less time to do it in!
We must remember there are many more important things, many more important things . . . off hand, I can’t think of what they are, but I’m sure there must be something.
Well I’m a gum-chewer, normally, but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka’s I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead. Now, of course, I’m right back on gum. I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear.
Well, well, well. Two naughty, nasty, little children gone, but three good, sweet little children left.
what ever happened to that Augistina kid?
When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I got no business buying tobacco
Where is fancy bread? In the heart or in the head?
Where is fancy bred? In the heart, or in the head?
Why don’t you open your mouth a little wider when you speak?
Why? Having fun?
Willy Wonka: But, Charlie, don’t forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted…
Charlie Bucket: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Willy Wonka: Charlie dont ever forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted…
Charlie: What happened?
Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Wonka: Nothing to worry about, I take good care of my guests.
Sam: Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there.
Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if — and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy — I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera… Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera… Memo bis punitor delicatum! It’s all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!
WW: Here, eat these. They let you spit in seven different colors. VB (while picking her nose): Spitting’s a dirty habit. WW: I know a worse one.
WW:Don’t forget what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he always wanted? Charlie: what happened? WW: he lived happily ever after
You drank the fizzy lifting — You get nothing. Good day sir!!
You LOSE!!You get NOTHING!! GOOD DAY SIR!!!
You should never doubt what no one is sure of
You should never doubt what no one is sure of.
You would never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
You’ve boiled him up, I know it!
Your not squesing me threw that tiny door!
youve got to burp charlie, its the only way
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