1: What is this mom? 2: Peanut butter and jelly 1: What kind of jelly? 2: Zucchini jelly
1:Why are you telling me this? 2: Because you’re an honest woman, and I’m being honest with you. If you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will, but what’s the point?
Cher Don’t you think its late in the season?
Jack Nicholson:For lunch?
Cher No, pissing on birds.
Clyde, I have nothing against a good fuck, but there is DANGER here!
Daryl Van Horn
Have another cherry
he trying to get inside me clyde, just like a man, tickle, tickle, tickle
he’s trying to get inside me clyde, just like a man, tickle, tickle, tickle
Hokus pokus…
How diabolical
I find you physically repulsive, intellectually retarded; you’re morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid; you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you SMELL!
I looked into his eyes and found myself having thoughts I hadn’t entertained since world war II, I actually think I blushed…
I see snakes crawling all over me and then I’m just not there anymore.
I see snakes, hundreds of them,…they’re crawling all around me and I disappear, and then I’m just not there anymore.
I think we’re a little young to just lock it up and throw away the key you know? It’s not natural
I think… no I’m positive that you are the most unattractive man I have ever met in my entire life. You know, in the short time we’ve been together, you have demonstrated every loathsome characteristic of the male personality and even discovered some new ones.
I’m just your average horny little devil
It once was a paradise, and then a serpent came into that garden. Clyde, I have nothing against a great fuck, but there is danger here
It starts when you open your eyes and see what the future has in store for you…2: And what do you see when you open your eyes? 1: It’s a short life, I mean sometimes I look in the mirror and I see everything disintegrating faster and faster
It was a paradise, and then a serpent came into that garden….
Not that I would know a snowy egret if I was pissing on one.
Relax… have another cherry
So what do you think? Women… A mistake? Or did He do it to us on purpose?!
Well I have to appreciate your directness Daryl and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can……. I think…… no…. I am positive that you are the most unattractive man that I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time that we have been together, you have demonstarted every loathsome charcteristic of the male personality and you have even invented some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intelectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid…… you have a lousy sense of humour, no taste and you smell…….. you’re not even interesting enough to make me sick……..
Well I have to appreciate your directness Daryl, and I will try to be as direct and honest with you as I possibly can……. I think… no…. I am positive that you are the most unattractive man that I have ever met in my entire life. In the short time that we have been together, you have demonstarted every loathsome charcteristic of the male personality and you have even invented some new ones. You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have a lousy sense of humour, no taste and you smell, you’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.
When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, she blooms, she blossoms, she is ripe…like flowers, like fruit. She is ripe. That is the woman for me.
When a woman unloads a husband, or a husband unloads a woman, she blooms, she blossoms, she is ripe…like flowers, like fruit. That is the woman for me.
You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you’re morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid,
you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell!
You don’t think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it… nature. So whaddya think? Women… a mistake… or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?
You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick
You’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.
Your husband leaves you because you can’t have any kids, and yours leaves you because you have too many….
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