1) What are you, a mechanic? 2) No, I’m a Zen Buddhist, but that’s close enough.
1)Do you know what the great nation in the world is, sweetheart?
2)Well, I hope it’s the USA.
3)Wrong, it’s do-nation.
1)He’s wearing my robe! 2)And it smells terrific!
1)Hey, Everett, can I borrow some condoms? 2)No, but you can have some.
1)Hey, my cock is a lot cleaner than you’re bum. 2)Oooh, we’re comparing cocks and bums? Is this some kind of inside macho talk?
1)Is this a lovers’ quarrel? Should I leave the room? 2)We’re not lovers, we’re roommates and we respect each other’s space. 1)You respect each other’s empty air? That’s pretty profound for a couple of Harvard students.
1)Locking the girlfriend in? 2)I don’t want to be murdered in my bed. 3)Your bed is the one place you are completely safe.
1)Women give you two feelings: joy and ache. Joy when you meet ’em and first get to know ’em and ache when ya leave ’em. Perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy, ache…joy, ache…joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache,joyache-
3)Shhhh!
2)You know, if you don’t make so much noise then you won’t draw any attention.
1)Women. Ain’t they perfect. 2)Not always.
all quitters are romantic
And make sure you clean out the bathtub!
At Harvard, we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.
By the way, Jeff, you forgot to take your girlfriend home last night so I let the air out of her and put her in the closet.
Courtney: What are you doing?
Monty: I’m ending our friendship.
Didn’t you used to run a savings and loan?
Don’t let her be a regret, it’s worse thana being a loser
Don’t you think it would have been more considerate if you would’ve asked Jeff’s mother first?
Harvard, you’d be suprised at how different the view is on the way out than on the way in.
Hey, Harvard, I’ll give you three pages for a bath.
I’ll remember.
I’m a bum, but… I’m a Harvard bum.
I’ve never wanted to be a razor so bad in all my life.
I’ve never wanted to be a razor so bad in my entire life
My cock is a lot cleaner than your bum.
my cock is cleaner than your bum
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Simon Wilder: You asked a question,sir. Let me answer it. The genius of the constitution is that it can always be changed. The genius of the constitution is that it makes no permanent rule other than its faith in the wisdom of ordinary people to govern themselves.
Mr. Picannon: The faith in the wisdom of ordinary people is exactly what makes the Consitution imcomplete and crude.
Simon: Crude? No, sir. Our founding parents were pompous middle-aged white farmers, but they were also gret men, ebcause they knew one thing that all great men should know: that they didn’t know everything. They knew they were going to make mistakes, but they made sure to leave a way to correct them. They didn’t think of themselves as leaders. They wasted a government of citizens, not royalty. A government of listeners, not lecturers. A government that could change, not stand still. The president isn’t an elected king, no matter how many bombs he can drop, because the crude Constitution doesn’t trust him. He’s a servant of the people. He’s a bum. Ok, Mr. Picannon? He’s just a bum. The only bliss that he’s searching for is freedom and justice.
Simon: Women. Ain’t they perfect?
Monty: Not always.
Simon: Yes, they are, they’re perfect. Don’t matter if they’re skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it’s the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.
Sing a song every day,
keep your voices high and gay,
if everybody sang a song,
never would the world go wrong.
The problem with you, Jeff, is I look the way you feel.
What are you doing? I’m ending our friendship
Winners forget they’re in a race. They just love to run.
Woman. ain’t they perfect? Don’t matter if they are skinny, fat, blonde or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, it’s the greatest gift in the world.
Yes, I’m a bum. But I’m a Harvard bum.
You know why I’m a bum? It’s because when people like you look at me, you don’t see a human being – you just see a piece of shit
You respect each other’s empty air? That’s very profound for a couple of Harvard students.
You wanna know why you hate me so much? Because I look the way you feel inside.
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