– Were you ever a boy scout?
– no but i ate a brownie once
1) Why are you taking off your shoes? 2) Because I can run faster without my shoes…1)I don’t think you’re gonna be able to outrun the bear. 1) I don’t have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun you.
1) You’re not going to be able to outrun that bear. 2) I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you.
1)Where are we?
2)The corner of bum-fuck and you-gotta-perdy-mouth
1. What are you doing?2. I’m taking off my shoes.1. Why are you taking off your shoes?2. Because I run faster without my shoes.1. You can’t out run a bear.2. I don’t have to out run the bear, I just have to out run you.
1.) Come on, Dan. It’s like when we’d jump off the railroad bridge into the river when we were kids. This is… higher than that…
2.) But I never *did* jump in the river! You guys always pushed me when I wasn’t looking!
1: where are we?
2: where in the bum fucking you got a pretty mouth.
ABORT THE FETAL POSITION!
and then i jumped on the grenade to save my buddies and BOOM.. blew my ribcage all to shit, blew me 50, 60 feet in the air. and then i paid off all my debts in full with db’s money.
come back to bed im getting cold…..not until he puts java back in his hut
Dan: Billy’s dead and he still has a better chance of getting laid than I do.
Dan: There was a mutual seperation.
Tom: Yeah… between her eyes!
Dan:What are you doing?
Jerry:I’m taking off my shoes.
Dan:Why?
Jerry:I run faster with no shoes.
Dan:You can’t outrun that bear!
Jerry:I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you!
Dano & C3PO All data points to us being…Oh what do you humans call it. Completely Screwed.
fuck the fucking fuckers in the fuck
GET INTO THE FETAL POSITION, ABORT THE FETAL POSITION
Hi, Jerry and Denise can’t get to the phone because we’re DOIN IT!
how do you like me now fish!
I’ll write you a prescription.
I’m all natural.
I’ve about had it with Ass-face and Dick-chin over there…
Im gonna have to use a distinct pattern now they got use to the figure eights!
is this billy’s funeral? is that the corpse of billy newman?
It’s doody, Dennis!
Jerry: i about shit myself,did u about shit u’re self? Tom: i about shit myself. Dan: i did shit myself. Tom: ohh shit. *start falling down a waterfall* ohhhhhhhhh shit!!! ~ without a paddle.
Jerry: I, for one, choose death.
Not until he puts his jaba back in the hut!
Piece of advice, you can lose your money, you can spend all of it, and if you work hard, get it all back, but if you waste your time, you’re never gonna get it back. Whatever it is you fellas are lookin for, you gotta go out and get it, and you gotta go right now.
Piece of advice, you can lose your money, you can spend all of it, and if you work hard, you can get it all back, but if you waste your time, you’re never gonna get it back. Whatever it is you fellas are looking for, you gotta go out and get it, and you gotta go right now.
River Guide : Thanks for breaking glass where my children play.
stop it, stop it- SHUTUP!! I AM DOCTOR MOTT!!
The hills have gone gay.
Tom: He burnt the cash to stay warm
Jerry: He traded every dollar for just a few more hours of life
Tom: So much for the treasure
Jerry: No, thats it, being alive, thats the treasure
TOM:name one gf of mine who worked as a carny
DAN:JoJo the one who had her downstairs pierced
JERRY:how do u know what she did 2 her downstairs
DAN:she had a website about it
MEG:that’s bullshit and u know it (while laughing)
TREE GIRL:me and flower dance naked in the rain holding each other soaking wet until morning
MEG:ok these bitches are on some other shit
TREE GIRL:remember when r tree had an excentric orgasim
MEG:damn lesbians truly r freaks (under her breath)
we cant come to the phone cuz we’re doin’ it!
We’re at the corner of bum-fuck you got a pertty mouth.
were you really a boy scout? no but i ate a brownie once.
You boys better get dressed faster ’cause I been up here alone for almost 30 years now.
Your saying you dropped the plans?
NO! im saying i forgot to hold onto the plans while my ass was freefalling over a 100ft WATERFALL!!!
Your saying you dropped the plans?
NO! im saying i forgot to hold onto the plans while my ass was freeloading over a 100ft WATERFALL!!!
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