#1-I haven’t got a brain… only straw. #2-How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain? #1-I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they? #2-Yes, I guess you’re right.
#1: You mean she bit ya? #2: No, her dog… #1 Oh, she bit her dog, eh? #2: No!
(lion) Ok, I’ll do it for Dorthy. But before we do, I want you guys to do one thing for me. (tin man and scarecrow) What’s that? (lion) Talk me out of it!
(wizard) you want a heart? You dont realize how Luck you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
(wizard) you want a heart? You dont realize how Lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
**running** Come on Toto. Come on. **at the house** Aunty Em listen to what Ms Gulch did to Toto. Eunt Em: Not now hunny we’re busy. Dorothy: But Aunt Em she hit him over the back with a rake. Uncle Henry: No now dear, this old incubators gone bad and we’re likely to lose all of our chicks. Dorothy: Oh the poor little things **picks up a chick**
1) I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do! I do! 2) You’ll believe in more than that when I’m finished with you.
1) Alright, I’ll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I’ll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I’m going in there. There’s only one thing I want you fellows to do. 2) What’s that? 1) Talk me out of it!
1) Are you a good witch or a bad witch? 2) Oh, i’m not a witch at all! I’m Dorothy, from Kansas.
1) Come along, Dorothy. You don’t want any of THOSE apples. 2) Are you hinting my apples aren’t what they ought to be? 1) Oh, no! It’s just that she doesn’t like little green worms!
1) First they took my legs off and they threw them over there! then they took my chest out and they threw it over there! 2) Well, that’s you all over!
1) I’m not afraid of her. 2) Then next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye. That’s what I’d do.
1) I-I-I hope my strength holds out! 2) I hope your tail holds out!
1) If I only had a brain! 2) A heart! 3) A home! 4) Da NOYVE!
1) Look at the circles under my eyes, I haven’t slept in weeks! 2) Why don’t you try counting sheep? 1) That doesn’t do any good, I’m afraid of ’em!
1) Oh please, Professor, why can’t we go with you and see all the Crowned Heads of Europe? 2) Do you know any? Oh, you mean the…thing. Yes.
1) One day they’re going to build a statue of me in this town! 2) Don’t start posing for it now!
1) Ouch, you got my finger! 2) Well, why don’t you just get your finger out of the way?
1) The broom! May we have it? 2) Please, and take it with you.
1) Why don’t you find a place where there isn’t any trouble? 2) A place where there isn’t any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It’s not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It’s far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain.
1).Can they even dye my eyes to match my gown? 2).Uh Huh. 1).Jolly ole town!
1. I see a house with a picket fence and a barn with a weathervane and a running horse. (Laughs). 2. That’s our farm. 1. Yes. There’s a woman with a polka-dot dress. Her face is careworn. 2. That’s Aunt Em. 1. Yes, her name is Emily. 2. That’s right. What’s she doing? 1. Well, I can’t quite see…Why, she’s crying. Someone has hurt her. Someone has just about broken her heart. 2. Me? 1. It’s someone she’s been very kind to, someone she’s taken care of in sickness. 2. I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute. 1. Yes. 2. What’s she doing? 1. What’s this? Why, she’s putting her hand on her heart! Why, she’s dropping down on the bed! 2. Oh, no! 1. That’s all, the crystal’s gone dark. 2. You-you don’t really suppose she could be sick, do you? Well, I’ve got to get to her right away! Come on, Toto. Come on. 1. But what’s this? I thought that you were coming along with me. 2. Good-bye, Professor Marvel, and thanks a lot!
1. I’m not afraid of her! I’ll see you get safely to the Wizard, whether I get a brain or not. Stuff a mattress with me. Ha! 2. I’ll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me. 3. Oh, you’re the best friends that anybody ever had, but it’s funny. I feel as if I’d known you all the time, but I couldn’t have, could I? 1. I don’t see how. You weren’t around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you? 2. And I was standing over there rusting for the longest time. 3. Still, I wish I could remember, but it doesn’t matter anyway. We know each other now, don’t we? 1. That’s right. 2. We do. 1. To Oz? 2. To Oz.
1. One day, while performing feats of stratospheric skill, the balloon failed to return to the fair. 2. It did? 3. Weren’t you frightened? 1. Frightened! You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe. I was petrified, then suddenly, the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed, Oz, the first Wizard Deluxe. Times being what they were, I accepted the job here, retaining my balloon against the advent of a quick getaway, and in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I will return to the land of E Pluribus Unum.
1. That’s the castle of the Wicked Witch. Dorothy’s in that awful place. 2. Oh, I hate to think of her in there. (Sniffles). We’ve got to get her out. 1. Don’t cry now. We haven’t got the oilcan with us, and you’ve been squeaking enough as it is. (The guards appear and start chanting). 3. Who’s them? Who’s them? 1. I’ve got a plan how to get in there. 3. Fine, he’s got a plan. 1. And you’re gonna lead us. 3. Yeah…M-me? 1. Yes, you. 3. I-I-I-I gotta get her out of there? 1. That’s right. 3. Fine, I’ll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch. Guards or no guards, I’ll tear them apart. (Growls). I may not come out alive, but I’m going in there. There’s just one thing I want you fellas to do. 1 and 2. What’s that? 3. Talk me out of it.
1. You mean she bit’ya? 2. No, her dog. 1. Oh, she bit her dog, eh?
A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
A heart is not measured by how much you love, but how much you are loved by others.
All you’ve ever neede has always been right inside you-Glinda the GoodWitch
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Auntie Em: For twenty-three years I’ve been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now… well, being a Christian woman, I can’t say it!
Auntie Em: Why don’t you find a place where there isn’t any trouble.
Dorothy: A place where there isn’t any trouble. Do you suppose there is such a place Toto? There must be. It’s not a place you can get to by a boat or a train. It’s far, far away. Behind the moon, beyond the rain.
Be gone, before someone drops a house on you too!
Bell out of order, please knock
Can you even dye my eyes to match my dress?
Click your heals together three times, and sa to yourself there’s no place like home. There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home.
courage
Cowardly Lion: Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the ape in apricot? What have they got that I ain’t got?
All: Courage!
Cowardly Lion: Put ’em up, put ’em uuuuuuuup!! I’ll fight you with my eyes closed! I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back!
D) How do you talk then? S) I dont know, but some people without brains do an awful lot of talking dont they?!?!
Do not arouse the wrath of the great and powerful Oz. I said come back tomorrow.
Doesn’t anybody believe me?
Don’t be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don’t talk.
Dorothy: If I ever go looking for my hearts desire again, I won’t look any further than my own backyard. Cause if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with.
Dorothy: Oh please dont step on toto!
Scarecrow: here comes that stupid lion…
Lion: *crunch* NO! um, no one happens to own a dog, do they?
tin man: let’s go for a burger
dorothy: okay, but is toto dead?
lion: *picks toto up* no! he’s perfectly fine. a little skinnier than before, but fine all the same!
tin man and scarecrow: BURGER TIME!
Dorothy: Scarecrow please kiss my boobies
Scarecrow: Yummy
Dorothy: Why thank you
For twenty-three years I’ve been dying to tell you what I thought of you. And now, well, being a Christian woman, I can’t say it!
fuck you katy baggiano you dont know shit about this movie
G: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? D: Who me? Glinda nods: D: Why I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy Gale from Kansas. Glinda: Well is that the witch? **points to Toto** D: Why no Totos my dog. Glinda: Well I’m a little muttled. The Munchicans called me cause a witch has just dropped a house on the wicked witch of the east. And heres the house, here you are and thats all thats left of the wicked witch of the east. (Dorothy gasps) Now what the Munchicans would like to know is are you a good witch or a bad witch. D: But I’ve already told you. I’m not a witch at all. Witches are old and ugly.
Glinda: Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Dorothy: Why, I’m not a witch at all. I’m Dorothy, from Kansas. Where’s the ho-down?
Glinda: And the thing…? Dorothy: Toto? He’s my dog.
Glinda: Let’s eat him!
Dorothy: Ok. he’s probably edible!
Glinda: Well, are you a good witch, or a bad witch? Dorothy: Why, I’m not a witch at all. I’m a girl. Glinda: And what about him? *reffering to Toto* Dorothy: Toto? Why, Toto’s my dog. Glinda: Oh, well, is he edible? Dorothy: Certainly not! Although, I’m not really sure…Glinda: Let’s cook him! I’m starved. Being a witch isn’t so easy. Dorothy: *nods* Okay. Come on. *I know the ending is totally blown out of proportion, but let’s face it: it’s funny. Please post it anyway!!!!*
Going so soon? I wouldn’t hear of it. Why, my little party’s just beginning.
ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of la di da’s! That’s how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of Oz
Hearts will never be made practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Hearts will only be made practical when they are made unbreakable.
Hooray for Dorothy!
I CAN COUSE ACCIDENTS TOO!
I can’t come back! I don’t know how it works! Good-bye folks!!
I learned that It wasn’t enough to want to see Uncle henry and Aunt Em again. And If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire, i will look no further than my own backyard, because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it to begin with.
I think I’ll miss you most of all
I’ll get you my pretty
I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, too!
I’ll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!
I’ll get you, my pretty…and your little dog too!
I’m home! Home. And this is my room, and you’re all here, and I’m never going to leave here ever, ever again, because I love you all. And, oh, Auntie Em, there’s no place like home!
I’m melting
I’m melting! I’m melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!
I’ve have sent a little insect.
I’ve learned….that it wasn’t enough to want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em…and that if I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I shouldn’t look any farther than my own back yard. Because if it isn’t there, then I never really lost it to begin with. Is that right?
If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any farther than my own backyard because if it isn’t there than I never really lost it
If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look further than my own backyard, because if it isn’t there, then I haven’t really lost it.
If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire agian, I wont look any further than my own backyard, because if it isn’t there, I never really lost it.
If I were king of the forest
It really was not miracle what happened was just this the wind began to switch the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch just then the witch to satisfy an itch went flying on her broom stick thumbing for a hitch
It’s a twister! It’s a twister!
Joy! Rapture! I’ve got a brain!
Just click your heels together three times and say…there’s no place like home.
Let the joyous news be spread, the wicked old witch at last is dead!
LION: I’d like to roar him down …, But I think I’ve lost my roarer.
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
Miss Almira Gulch: Mr. Gale, I want to see you and your wife right away about Dorothy.
My! People have a way of coming and going so quickly here!
No, No I won’t let you take him! You go away, you, or I’ll bite you myself!
Now I know I have a heart, because it’s breaking!
Now that’s a horse of a different color.
Now you go feed those hogs until they worry themselves into anemia!
Oh my! Oh my! Who would of thought a beautiful little girl like you could destroy my wickedness!
Oh, I don’t think there’s anything in that black bag for me.
Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not nohow!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Please don’t cry any more. I’ll get you in to the Wizard somehow. Come on, I had an Aunt Em myself once.
Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows!
Scarcrow-THD? Wizard-Yeah, thats a doctor of Thinkology!
Scarecrow, I think I’m going to miss you most of all.
Scarecrow: a)Come along Dorothy. You don’t want any of those apples.
Apple Tree: b)Are you hinting my apples aren’t what they ought to be?
Scarecrow: c)Oh, no! It’s just that she doesn’t like little green worms!
Scarecrow: I haven’t got a brain… only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven’t got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don’t know… But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking… don’t they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you’re right.
She hit him over the back with a rake and now she said shes getting the sherriff
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking!
Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
Ssss…I’m melting, I’m melting. I feel like…butter!
The wicked witch is dead!
There are men that do nothing all day but good deeds, they are called… Good deed doers. And there hearts are no bigger than yours.
Toto I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
Toto I have a feeling were not in Kansas any more. Why! We must be over the rainbow.
Toto too? Toto too
Very well, I’ll bide my time. It’s true I can’t tend to you here and now as I like, but just try to stay out of my way. Just try. I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too.
we’re of to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of oz!
We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You’ll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
were a long way from Kansa Toto
What a nice little dog. And you, my dear. What an unexpected pleasure. It’s so kind of you to want to visit me in my loneliness.
What would you do with a brain if you had one?
Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?
Why, anybody can have a brain. That’s a very mediocre commodity. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven’t got: a diploma.
WITCH: Ohhhhhh — You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done! I’m melting! Melting! Oh — what a world — what a world! Who would have
thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness!? Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I’m going. Ohhhh! Ohhhhhh….
You have no power here! Begone with you, before somebody drops a house on you too!
You people should consider yourselves lucky that I’m granting you an audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now.
You want a heart? You dont know how lucky you are not to have one. A heart will be impractical until it can be made unbreakable. And remember, my sentimental friend, a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others.
You’re majesty if you were king, you wouldn’t be afraid of anything?… Not nobody not nohow!… Not even a rhinosaurous?… Impserous!… How about a hippopotomus?… Why I’d trash him from top to bottomous!… Supposing you met an elephant?… I’d wrap him up in celephant!.. What if it were a brontesaurus?… I’d show him who’s king of the forest!… How?… How? Courage! What make a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on a mast wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the 7th wonder? Courage? What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the hot n’ tot so hot?… what puts the ape in apricot? What do they go that i ain’t got?… Courage!… You can say that again!
[singing] She’s not only merely dead / She’s really most sincerely dead.
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