Movie Quotes from xXx: Quotes from the movie xXx

(1)Ok funny guys. I’ll show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business.
(2)What? Hog tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent? [laughter]
(1)No. We cut off their Achilles tendon and watch em flop around like a Marionette. Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know.
(2)Uhh, ok. You’re short. [laughter] And my friend says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me. [laughter]
(1)Shut up!
(2)Hey, just 2 seconds ago you told us to talk, now it’s shut up? I don’t mean to nit pick but you’re the worst at this torture thing. [man slaps him] You slap me again, and I’m gonna throw you a beatin. [man slaps him again] Oh, I hope they’re paying you extra for this.

(After the girl and xXx kissed)Girl:’Did you enjoyed that?’ xXx:’Yes, very much’ Girl:’Good, cause that was the last that will happen’

1)Did you enjoy that? 2)Yeah. 1)Good. Cause it will never happen again.

1)I wish I had a video camera! 2)What are you talking about!? 1)Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick!

1)I’ve been trying to figure out the deal between you two all night. You his woman or what? 2)Yeah, I’m his woman. And if you pay me as much, I’ll be your woman too.

1)If I told you not to jump off the Empire State building– 2)Yeah, you’re right, I’d definitely do it.

1)Remember what I told you after you kissed me? 2)Never again? 1)I lied.

1)See if there’s anything they put in this car that we can use. 2)He’s got very bad handwriting.

1)So what are you gonna do? Shoot me? 2)Uh huh. Where you want it? In the head–to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket? So I can see your heart. 1)Can I think about it?

1)So you don’t like foreigners, do you? 2)No, you’re a pig. 1)What about your boyfriend, is he a pig? 2)You tell me, you should recognize your own kind.

1)Sova, what are you doing here? 2)First you set me up at the bar. Then you shoot me in the back. 1)My boss did it to me, I do it to you, it’s a vicious circle.

1)That was the flame thrower! Use the rockets! 2)It’s 32! I told you! I told he had bad hand writing!

1)There’s a back door. 2)Yeah, but if I go out the back door, they’ll know you warned me. 1)If you go out the front, he’ll put a bullet in your eye.

1)There’s something I didn’t have the time to tell you before. I’m an agent as well. I’m an agent for FSB–Russian intelligence. You know like your CIA. I’ve been undercover here for two years. 2)2 years? What was your plan, to let them die of old age?

1)This is AHAB. Think of it as solar powered submarine. It can circumnavigate the globe to reach its target. It need only surface to gather sunshine and to do its business. 2)What is it? What’s it’s business? 1)Dropping off presents to all the good little boys and girls.

1)You know there’s a punk song that says America stands for freedom– Both 1 and 2) But if you think you’re free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese!

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Gibbons: So are you going to get on the plane or is ‘Kiss my ass, Scarface?’ your final answer?

Xander: He also wants video games banned because he believes that they’re destroying education…….come on Dick, it’s the only education we got.

Xander: I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

Xander: My boss shot me twice last week, I shot you. It’s a vicious cycle.

Xander: You’re okay, Yorgi
Yorgi: Everything’s okay…..with vodka.

Xander: Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking cop and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

A small price I paid for putting foot to ass for my country.

Before you ask someone to save the world, you’d better mae sure they like it the way it is.

Bitches come

Bitches come.
So, the moral of the story is, don’t be a dick, Dick.
PG-13 2 The things I’m going to do for my country
LilRed G 2 What I’m gonna do for my country.
PG-13 1 I live for this shit!!
G 1 Wheeee!!!
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Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I’m an agent too. I’ve been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow shit up!

Everything is all right with enough vodka

Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much

He also wants video games banned because he believes that they’re destroying education… come on Dick, it’s the only education we got.

He also wants video games banned because he believes that they’re destroying education…….come on Dick, it’s the only education we got.

He’s also the guy that wants to pull every video game off every shelf in the country. Because he feels the video games dimish the intelligence of our youth. Now come on Dick. It’s the only education we got.

Hold on. These guys are cool, but they’re not THAT cool.

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I got a degree from M.I.T. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in

I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.

I live for this shit!!

I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!!!

I told him that cigarette was gonna kill him one day.

i’ve always wanted to say this…FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

i’ve just been on a plane for twelve hours. i think i’ll stand.

If you slap me again, i’m gunna throw you a beating !

If you’re going to send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is. -Xander

If you’re gonna send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is.

is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?

It was just a corvette!

It was just a Corvette.

Look at me. Do I look like a fan of law enforcement?

Man:Ok funny guys. I’ll show you what we do with funny guys who get in our business. Xander:What? Hog tie us and force us to listen to your bad accent? [laughter] Man:No. We cut off their Achilles tendon and watch em flop around like a Marionette. Unless you have something to tell me. Something I need to know. Xander:Uhh ok. You’re short. [laughter] And my friend says you could use a haircut to update your style. Get off me. [laughter] Man:Shut up! Xander:Hey, just 2 seconds ago you told us to talk, now it’s shut up? I don’t mean to nit pick but you’re the worst at this torture thing. [man slaps him] You slap me again, and I’m gonna throw you beatin. [man slaps him again] Oh, I hope they’re paying you extra for this.

Milan:Everybody in this club has two things in common. They’re filthy rich and they’re criminals.
Xander:I’ll fit in perfect. Except for the filthy rich part.

Milan:I will warn you once. Don’t shit in my lawn. Get whatever information your government seeks–and get out. Xander:Let’s get this straight. You may not want me here, but I definitely don’t wanna be here. 2, I’ve never been under anyone’s jurisdiction. And 3, if you’re gonna shoot anybody, shoot that money that sold you this suit. Now I’m tired. I’m going to sleep.

Milan:My name is Milan Sova. Czech secret police. When you are here, you are under my jurisdiction. You take my orders, you do what I say and if it become any kind of an inconveniece—I’ll shoot you. Xander:That’s great. Is this where I’m staying?

Moral is..Don’t be a dick, Dick!!!

Next time you send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is !

Nothing like fresh powder.

Oh the things I’m gonna do for my country!

Ok, ok! I’ll turn down the music!

So are you going to get on the plane or is ‘Kiss my ass, Scarface?’ your final answer?

So the moral of the story is don’t be a dick, Dick.

So, the moral of the story is, don’t be a dick, Dick.
The things I’m going to do for my country
LilRed G 2 What I’m gonna do for my country.
PG-13 1 I live for this shit!!
G 1 Wheeee!!!
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?
Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I’m an agent too. I’ve been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

So, the moral of the story is, don’t be a dick, Dick.

stop thinkin FBI and start thinkin’ playstation and blow shit up

Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out of you.

Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.

The moral is dont be a dick….dick.

The things I’m going to do for my country
What I’m gonna do for my country.
PG-13 1 I live for this shit!!
G 1 Wheeee!!!
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?
Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I’m an agent too. I’ve been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

The things I’m going to do for my country

These monkeys are following me beacause I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn’t belong to me, it’s not my style.

Welcome to the Xander Zone!

What I’m gonna do for my country.
I live for this shit!!
G 1 Wheeee!!!
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?
Quoter #24481 PG-13 3 Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.
Quoter #24481 PG-13 2 Yelena: I’m an agent too. I’ve been undercover for two years. Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

What I’m gonna do for my country.

Wheeee!!!

When you send someone to save the world, make sure they like it the way it is

Where’s my peanuts?

Xander: Do you have something else you have to do? And let us big boys have a conversation?
Yelena: Conversation? More than a four letter word, you want some ice before your brain overheats?
Xander: Ice? Sure you can chip some off your heart, if you can find it.

Xander: Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?

Xander: Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?

Xander: Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the shit out you.

Xander:Guys, what’s up? Milan:I told you to sit down. Xander: I’ve just been on a plane for 12 hours, I think I’ll stand.

Xander:You Got the Camera? Yelena:Why? Xander: Because this is gonna be one hell of a trick!

Yelena: I’m an agent too. I’ve been undercover for two years.
Xander: Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?

Yelena:Do you know what a wire transfer is? Xander:Is she for real? Sweetheart, is there anything you need to do? Let us big boys have a conversation? Yelena:Conversation. A word with 4 syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats? Xander:Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off of your heart—if you could find it.

You ever watch lions at the zoo? You can always tell which ones were captured in the wild by the look in their eyes. The wildcat. She remembers running across the plains, the thrill of the hunt. 400 pounds of killing fury locked in a box. But after awhile her eyes start to glaze over, and you can tell her soul as died. The same thing happens to a man. Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary is no joke. They’ll take a wild man like you and throw him in solitary just for the fun of it. No more mountains to board, no more oceans to surf. Just a 6 by 8 cell, with no window and only a bucket to shit in.

You got a bazooka. Dude, stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Play Station. Blow shit up.

you have a bazooka? stop thinking prauge police, start thinkin playstation. blow shit up!!!

You have a bazooka?!? Stop thinkin proud police think playstation. Blow Shit up!

You remember Dick. He’s the guy that tried to ban rap music because he feels the lyrics promote violence. It’s music Dick!

You’ve just entered the Xander Zone!

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